It's so unfair that I'll never eat a pussy

Her butthole looks dangerously filthy user. You don't have an ecoli fetish, do you?

it's not that great dude, tastes pretty sour

Shut the fuck up, user. Eating ass will only improve you immune system, that is unless you've been brought up by retarded parents who gave you antibiotics every time you got a slight case of faggotry.

>vegetable soup
Sloppy job indeed user.

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Forget about pussy I wanna lick that asshole.

>eating ass will only improve you immune system

Any links to back that up tard

I wouldn't want to eat pussy unless she was a virgin, otherwise you're basically kissing some dude's cum slot.

There seems to be an increase of cunning linguist threads lately. good

>A pussy is just a slit that you fuck

But it belongs to someone you love. Or it should, at least.

boipucci tastes better

Just seems that we got an influx of sissy faggotry since summer's come along with all the hot bitches running around in tight clothes.
These fags just larping about eating pussy, probably just end up shoving things up their ass.

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>why not buy a hooker to be able to commit that act?
that's gayer than sucking a dick

>it's so unfair
nobody cares. There's more to life than pussy.
Go do something with your life. God is probably blocking you from ever having sex because he knows you're too weak to stop it from consuming your life.
You're pathetic right now, imagine if you actually got a sex partner? You'd probably never leave her side. and when she eventually left you, which she would, you would be even more depressed than you are right now.

>tfw never get sick because i never take medicine besides headache pills
>never even had vaccines or at least haven't for 10 years

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what if she had 1 previous partner that ended over 5 years ago?

Same
My biggest dream is to eat a girl's pussy. I bet it tastes amazing.

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Those are horrible for your liver long term.
Every time you take a headache pill your stomach and liver are damaged. Over time you'll get frequent ulcers and may have liver failure, which is life threatening.

then that partner shes referring to better be jesus

I wish once in my life I could eat the pussy of a young virgin blonde qt, no pedo.

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Nope, not happening. It's disappointing because it's something I'd like to try too.

Just be yourself
>eating a hookers pussy

>Those are horrible for your liver long term.
even Aleves? what's the alternative? surely just dealing with the headache has to be bad for you right? those are the only thing that helps

Enjoy your cancer and the girl looking down on you forevr

even if she's almost perfect in every other way?
like damn it kills me when i find someone so great that's not a virgin

Yes, even if shes perfect otherwise

>Yes, even if shes perfect otherwise
looking for a grain of sand in the ocean then