Non Negotiables

What are your non negotiables in a bf/gf? Fembot here and these are mine, my friends tell me they're too high but I literally can't see myself dating a guy that doesn't meet all of them:

>White (I'm Asian but only like white guys)
>6 foot+ (I'm 5 foot 4 and like being shorter than my partner in heels so this is a must)
>Broad shoulders, i like resting my head on his shoulders
>Not fat
>Not addicted to drugs
>No weird fetishes like feet or scat
>Can drive
>Willing to choke me in bed

THAT'S LITERALLY IT. But my brother and all my guy friends tell me I'm being unfair. Wtf?

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The obvious bait is so obvious, I shat my pants

I mean yeah it is bait, but you're not asking for something insane but you have high standards. Ironically I fit all that, but please stay away from me.

Don't care if bait, I fit all of that and more and will choke you to death.

>6 foot+
I understand you don't want a dwarf but height is something men can't control, and buy putting such a high standard on it will alienate a lot of good guys who fit the rest of you standards. Height is something men cant control, like your breast size or the fact that you are asian, so don't judge people too harshly because of it.

Ugly nose. I think that's why I'm not attracted to 95% of Asians.

the 6' requirement is a little steep, esp considering you are a midget. if youre running around in 8" heels youre probably trashy. as for the fetish thing, i kinda get it. maybe you have the image that guys are a bunch of weird rapists who wanna play out our sick fantasies on you. we dont choose our paraphilias and like most people we just wanna be understood. being sexually closed-off makes you a less appealing partner since you arent willing to at least entertain your partner's intimate desires. everything else is reasonable

This is a truly corrupted wojack, and you should feel ashamed to even have it saved on your computer. Absolutely gross, please never post it again.

It's not that that unfair but a bit high if you're a fembot, maybe lower your standards and you wont be one.
Fembot too and mine are:
>Feminist/left wing
>Wants kids
>Taller than me

Its just a nicer way of saying you're fugly. That you don't get to choose a guy like that.

I'm all that but I still doubt you would want to date me.

I could do all of that for you but yet I'm still alone....why even live? It's cruel

>not heavier than me
>must be physically affectionate
that's really all, i'm not picky

white, virgin, smart, catholic, and blue or green eyes

I'm 6'3, lift, am white, and not ugly and dominate and have money, have hobbies and am loyal hit me up

>not a single mention of personality or who he is as a human being aside from a piece of meat
Gee femanon I wonder why no one wants to be around you

Authentic vagina that hasn't been unwashed for more than a week and isn't anti-wash. Worst case I can spray her down with the garden hose and drip-dry her before I get her wet with my tongue on her nips and my hands on her hips with my dick between her lips.

>Not Fat
It is a little hypocritical, since I am fat, but fat girls do not turn me on. Not even a little.
>Open to buttstuff

I do not think my standards are very high

>>Willing to choke me in bed
BTW I have plenty of experience choking chicken so like Id say I'm probably a good match for you

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>It is a little hypocritical, since I am fat
prove it you slut

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>I'm 5 foot 4 and like being shorter than my partner in heels so this is a must
If this is what you want, then you should set your minimum requirement at around 5'7" - 5'8". Maybe 5'9" if they're *really* big heels. This will significantly increase the number of partners available to you.

>No weird fetishes like feet or scat
>Willing to choke me in bed
These are semi-contradictory. Choking's at least as weird a fetish as feet, honestly.

i literally cant get off without being choked

date me and we can roleplay rape every day

my last bf wasnet that good

-cons
-addicted to heroin
-talked over me
-was abusive


Only pro i would say is that he liked the same fetishes I do (scat) but its not saying much

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based asphyxiation user

So you DEFINITELY have weird fetishes.

>addict
>abusive

your fault for being like every other woman; obsessed with dating gutter trash.

Well I fit all those criteria, guess it is time for a cute asian waifu-
>No weird fetishes like feet
Nevermind. As they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

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I don't think I have a non-negotiable requirement at all. Not physical appearence (I've had a crush on a girl which I reckon wasn't pretty or had a nice body), personality (there are multiple ways of being charming), nor experience (I don't mind the past), and maybe not even gender (I'm bicurious).

i'm fitting all, 194 cm still most of the girls wouldn't date me because im shy as fuck, super nervous my mind literally was going blank everytime a girl started conversation with me.

pros
-high paying job
-was into cuckolding
-loved being a paypiggy
-shared my chastity fetish

cons
-tiny deformed penis
-masturbated infront of children on discord
-obese
-alcoholic
-felon
-needy simp

this was my last bf, broke up with him because he kept threatening to kill himself

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if you were a guy you'd be 5'9, hope that puts your requirements into perspective.

>inb4 manlet
i'm 6' tall

I fit all your requirements, yet, i dont believe you are a female.

This are my desires:
>Must be shorter than my shoulders.
>petite.
>qt
>funny and interesting.
>No body hair at all.

Kinda has a cute dick tho..