What was 'the incident' in your school?

What was 'the incident' in your school?

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other than some stupid hormonal kids, it was calm and quiet (canada)

one day some autist weeb brought a plastic katana to school and had to be escorted out by the police. he never returned so i presume he was expelled

Brought a bow. Like a big ass wooden one I made. Nothing happened.

A kid I barely knew got hit by an old lady going like 90 right outside the highschool. A lot of people saw, but I was the only one who bothered to help him and call 911. Guy missed a year of school and was basically retarded after it, the crash gave him a really bad concussion.

Some teacher called the gay black dude a faggot, and the faggot put bleach in his coffee.

We had a kid in our school that was autistic but still forced with the normal kids. I'll call him Jimmy. He was always bullied but acted so retarded he deserved it. He was also a year or two older than everyone else and much bigger and stronger than anyone in our grade. One day we were playing tag outside at recess and some kid said something to him that made him go ballistic. He went into full tard rage mode and started beating the shit out of everyone. It was trully amazing to see. He knocked the most chad guy in our grade onto the ground and started stomping on him while he grunted in pain. (Later they had to take that kid to the ER) The rest of us just watched. After he was finished with him, Jimmy came after the rest of us and we all bolted. He caught up to a few people and gave them a minor beating, but then got frustrated he couldn't get the rest of us. He took off all his clothes, started making animal noises and streaking around the blacktop. He must have been transferred to another school because we never saw him again after that day.

As a followup, I looked him up years later on social media and he had become a vocal trans furry.

Was he named Michael?

>autistic vocal trans furry
lmao was your classmate chris chan

some thot was caught sucking off one of the football chads by the vending machines in the hallway

3 guys smoked weed, 1 snitched on his entire family smikong weed and doing drugs

Somebody shat straight up the wall. Like it went up. Like a a volcanic erruption but on a wall and in shit.

A girl blew 2 guys for a cigarette in the toilett.

History teacher caught masturbating in his own privet room. We still love him.

>was in tiny private school
>friend was screwing around and threw a pair of scissors across the room
>they stuck into someone's neck
>wasn't even a big deal, he pulled the scissors out and put a bandage on it
>wound wasn't even deep or anything and the kid wasn't even mad
>teacher still flipped her shit

school was boring

Back to askReddit fag

The funniest one I ever read about was a girl that shat on a guy while they were fucking. Everyone started called her Shitdick and the principal had to announce that anyone who called her that would get expelled.

A kid recorded himself having sex with his girlfriend without her consent and he showed it to his friends. Eventually the teachers learned of the video which resulted in his expulsion. I heard he got married to a different thot afterwards.

In 6th grade, the first girl to grow tits got knocked up shortly after, then made a big show about killing herself in the changing room with a pair of scissors. Nothing happened

one day some kid had shit himself and just shook the poo out of his pant leg and on to the floor in the hallway, so for about a week or two there was a schoolwide manhunt for the dude who shit on the floor

LMAO Which one?

Math teacher raped multiple cheerleaders
Same math teacher impregnates freshman
Science teacher accidentally cuts off student's thumb with a shovel during field trip
Female psych teacher seducing younger boys (myself included)

BTW this was a school with MAYBE 300 students.

Lol, I have a story similar to this one. One day someone left a shit in the middle of the main hallway, but apparently nobody saw or knew who it was, so there was a manhunt for the person who'd shit the floor but they couldn't find anybody

No he was Kyle (however the fuck you spell it. ky-ull)

>What was 'the incident' in your school?
Me not going full Pumped Up Kicks in highschool

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When I posted a text from the national socialist party on the wall

during PE some autist was caught jerking off to pictures of hitler

Greentext your experience with the psych teacher

drug party in the dorm which got a lot of kids kicked out or suspended.
I wasn't invited
It.. it's okay... wasn't going to go if I was anyway...

A kid apparently slipped in the shower, the shower curtain tied around his neck, and it choked him to death.
It sounds nearly impossible though, so the whole school was making theories about how he could have actually killed himself or died in some other way.

my bf at the time 3D printed dicks and stuck them to the ceiling in the hs bathroom.

we would also have sex in a locked room after school occasionally.

Stop bullshitting around this never happened...did it?

He truly is a faggot. Imagine killing someone over words. Wow.

Some girl kicked up a fuss for posting a vid of her twerking on instagram and lots of older lads were creeping on her. She was 14 and 16-17 and up to 25 year olds wanted to fuck her and her parents were called and that was that. Nothing much happened.

One day a thot went to school with a short skirt and no panties, and the school creepshotter managed to snag an upskirt, and soon enough nearly everyone in the school had seen the picture. The girl then """attempted""" suicide by overdosing on allergy medicine and ultimately switched schools. Soon after we had an assembly about cyberbullying, complete with some police officer saying something along the lines of "consequences will be served to whoever took that picture". Nobody knew who the creepshotter was, and to my knowledge, he was never found.

this schizo kid took a sledgehammer and broke his mom's car in the school parking lot
he also groped the school whore on a college tour.

2 female teachers fucking students, football guy and some random. The one that fucked the football guy was a very attractive blonde busty always wore heels and fucked a guy that was maybe 5'6 so manlets, if you're listening, there's hope I guess. Cuz he was nothing too special in the looks department either. Just a regular sorta scrawny blond kid.

At least two male teachers, both with cheerleaders and I'm pretty sure my old gym teacher was salting the possibly fertile earth that was two skinny dark skinned Thai bitches during class and to the best of my knowledge he was never "caught".

Also, there was a rumor that one of the female teachers that one of the female math teachers or her dog lick her pussy with peanut butter but that's largely a rumor never verified by seemingly the talk of the town, so to speak.

Got chased by the cops through the woods near the parking lot streching through a rather big neighborhood. Ended up circling all the way to the main road to make it look like I went that way to begin with on the ay back. Go to class, shitbricks. Nevertheless hea a thing about it. Girlfriend gets popped later cuz dummy left her purse in the car. She was abandoned upon first sight of the cops.

The subway guy, Jared, came to our school to give a speech about how to get skinny by eating babies or something idk couldn't b bothered to attend for longer than absolutely necessary for alibi reasons during 5th period or so.

Lotta dumb shit, lotta cool shit. Nothing rly awful. But in the history of the school in the 70s I believe, law studies teacher told us about a kid who was flirting with this girl that was n band and played clarinet. And one day, the boy she was flirting with in band class, I presume, asks her to walk up the road to at the time was a lake. She says yes and the have lunch and apparently things get violent cuz she ends up being bashed over the head with her stupid clarinet and ultimately murdered.

Never any school shootings but we

>Elementary
A kid pulled down his pants to piss on the desk
>Middle
Kid pulled up porn during his 7th grade project
>High
Dumbass brought a knife and ended up stabbing himself in 11th, got expelled