NEET snack

cheap but shit's still cash though

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That's so bland. Use wheat bread or at least toast the bread and put some mustard and lettuce on it.

I eat 2 cans of spaghettio's everyday

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yeaaahhh neet cuisine thread, haven't seen one of these in ages
I recently learned you can make porridge just by eyeballing a load of milk and oats sticking them in a bowl, putting it in the microwave for 10 minutes and then stirring in like half a jar of honey and it's fucking delicious bros, so I have eaten nothing but that for the last 3 days

Aye, that's the solution to bland food, substitute the bread that tastes like sawdust.

ok fattie have it your way

>no tendies
delete system 32

sounds nice, sometimes i do something similar but throw in a bunch of dried fruit, cinnamon and then leave it in the fridge overnight for breakfast- tastes gucci man

too many arguments error

Yeah, no, I'm definitely in the wrong, you're totally on point calling it bland and recommending wheat bread to remedy that.

It's like this one time, I was eating plain brown rice, and it was kinda tasteless, so I sprinkled some corn starch on it to jazz it up. Bam! Really took it to fucking Flavortown.

Prefer PB&J

Low quality ultra processed meat is worse then no meat at all.

Oh, trail mix is a amazing snack or small meal even when you are not doing active shit like hiking.

you can go cheaper, better and healthier when you bake your own bread

op, dont you think its immoral how we treat animals for food? what is your opinion on animal ethics?

would you eat dogs or cats or elephants or chimpanzees? how about the mentally retarded, assuming its no different to your body than regular meat?

it just bothers me seeing people eating meat in 2020

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oatmeal is the best. i recommend mixing brown sugar with a pinch of salt or peanut butter and jelly (a literal pb&j in a bowl).

vomit inducing

for the combined price of a pack of sliced cheese and pack of bologna you could have bought a stick of butter instead, toasted the bread and buttered it, even that would be better

I only work once a week and I can afford the good shit. No excuse unless youre doing it all by yourself and no one helps

There's nothing wrong with eating dogs and cats. Elephants and chimps is different since they're threatened species.

user you're gonna starve . Try getting oats and buckwheat in your diet

Did mommy force you to eat it or something? What's wrong, user? Why are you seething?

how do you fellas cook your eggs?

scrambled with oregano

i cook them in water

no cheese? I like mine with cheese in a toasted sandwich

heres some advice from some one who has been a neet for over 10 years.
Learn how to cook. Im not saying anything fancy but knowing how to prepare a decent healthy meal for yourself is important otherwise you will end up malnourished. it can be fun if you try and play around with ingredients or try new things. OP pic doesn't look that bad just saying.

I tried poaching eggs before but I always fuck them up

>OP pic doesn't look that bad just saying.

nigger OP pic is 2nd grade after school ghetto niglet cooking

Alright nig-a-ligs, let me tell your asses about some cheap shit you can make. If you actually know how to cook, disregard this, it's not for you.

1. Stove Top Stuffing+chicken+broth/stock. Get you some Stove Top Stuffing when it's on sale cheap, or get the store brand if it's decent. Add the butter as normal, but substitute a portion of the water with chicken broth/stock. Not all of it, it'll fuck it up. Crack open about a 6 oz can of chunked chicken breast, drain, brown if you feel like, add to the rehydrating stuffing as it fluffs up. You got any chicken gravy, from a pouch mix, jar, or can? Go ahead and add that too on the top. There, chicken and dressing with gravy.

2. Peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Pretty self explanatory, the Reese cup as an entree.Eat this shit frequently and it will kill you, it's almost entirely sugar and fat. It's follows the British MRE philosophy of emergency food, not a lot of substance but it's got enough sweet calories you cannot die of hunger, and it's shelf stable. Consider chunky peanut butter if you want actual nutrition in it or whatever.

3. Cheap lasagna cheat. If you can actually get the noodles, ground meat and cheese for lasagna but can't manage a sauce from scratch, don't use premade spaghetti sauce. Use pizza sauce instead and add extra garlic and onion. The richer, darker sauce takes it up a level from Stouffer's/Banquet quality to something like actual food.

4. Deluxe macaroni and cheese+breadcrumbs. The deluxe mac and cheese with the sauce packet is great if you have a chance to stock up cheap, but eat their shit a few times in a row and it sucks nonetheless. Sprinkling some Italian seasoned break crumbs over the top adds another dimension to it, keeps you from hating it longer. You should fucking have seasoned breadcrumbs on hand anyway, shit's useful.

Stop spewing buzzwords you obnoxious jackass, wheat bread tastes like shit and you fucking know, go to Zig Forums if you want to have a pissing contest. Moron.

Not who you are replying to but aaaaaaahahhahahhahahahha
Lardass cope

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Go slurp the smegma off uncut nigger dick you coal-burning faggot.

You're so adorable, user. Do you have nothing better to get angry over

>can't identify human emotions like anger in other people
Classic sign of literal autism, way to defy board stereotypes.

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