/britfeel/

It's actually a fairly significant increase in these negative interest rate times.

*fails your security clearance due to your affiliation with the terrorist organisation known as /britfeel/*

Academic references count.
You might even have read it wrong, if they're character references.

out of chicken seasoning and out of barbecue sauce. the garlic salt is shite on it's own so ive added ketchup to chicken breast too try and add some flavour.
Dire times at casa del me

I'm pretty sure tripfags have made a demonic blood pact in order to be able to continue talking about themselves off trip even in death
Ask mummy and favourite wine auntie to be referee

I spent 75 quid at the high class Izakaya, that's WITH the 50% off.

Why is the Netherlands so awesome?

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Tomorrow is the birthday of a high profile britfeel personality. Can't say who though.

Just had a wank to glenn close in dangerous liaisons. she kind of looks alike and has the name of a man but phoar would still shag her up the batty in that old 18th century period dress or whatever it is.

Andrewstiltskin

Ding ding ding.
How will /britfeel/ celebrate his 35th birthday?

Dropping this lcelandic mystery show. Realised l dont actually care who the killer is and wht he did it.

Just saw a private investigator job for 18-35 quid per hour. Obviously I'd be starting at 18, but that's still more than I'm making right now, and it sounds like it could be interesting work.

fucking hell this sucks. I miss my nigga chicken seasoning so much

Really is mad that both Balding Andrew and Cat Killing Greg's hair follicles, upon finding out they've been atop a nonce their entire lives rapidly die and never return.

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Wonder what our lass Ten stone lifter is doing?

time for my evening sissy hypno session lads

What are we up to tonight then lads? anything interesting?

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What you're privately investigating 99% of the time is infedlity, following a partner around and taking photos of who they are with.

how is your cock lust m8?

Not much lad, just thinking about making a coffee

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Yeah I figured, that and insurance stuff, right? But honestly that would be way more interesting than what I'm doing already.

Thought about doing this too but I don't have a car and can't drive, so I'm not sure how successful I would be at following people around on the bus and can't really afford an uber every day for work

I'm gonna punch myself in the balls while jacking off then play some FF7 and go to bed mate.
How about you?

Bit late for a coffee isn't it? or early..? tfw I have that webm saved too, I like it.

based
i went down the rabbit hole years ago and there's no way i'm getting out now
either i find a woman who's into indulging this stuff or i'm staying single forever

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nasty bit of cringe there
dangerously cringy
pop it in the bin
dont post that shit again

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Jesus Christ who watches this shit please shoot me

I wonder what she'd look like after I've fucked the makeup off her.

I'm just watching a film lad, is that the original FF7 or the remake? don't bruise your balls too much.

I think I'm going to buy a BMW

facefucking is the goat kink

>i find a woman who's into indulging this stuff or i'm staying single forever
wot about a bf who fucks your boihole and laughs at tiny willy?

Original, want to finish it before buying the new one.
By punch I really mean slap, the two lads down there are fine.
What film lad?

i'm straight so no thanks matey

some of you lads are real freaks and that's coming from a weirdo

but ya wank to sissy hypno mate

yeah it's a headscratcher innit?

I haven't wanked in weeks, I don't even get the urge to anymore

Any jesuits up in here?

two unexploded bombs in this town

I won't deny it, I'm a freeeaaak and I'm not even one of the lads talking about wanking to sissy hypno or trannies

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I just want a cute person to kiss and cuddle with. I don't care about gender

I'm a jizzuptits kinda guy myself

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Better be an adult person you facking bonce

that wasn't very God's Marine of you

>HAHAHAHA look, babe! He's shit his pants!
>Don't look at him, dear. He'll go away eventually

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'Sup fellow freak. You're only as weird as the rest of us

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How fucked is finding a job going to be for the next 1-2 years lads? I've already been unemployed for 2 years since graduating

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First time looking for work after undergrad was 15 months, now on my second job hunt after postgrad at 11 months. The job market is really fucking fucked.