>work at Target >shooting shit in the break room >body count topic comes up >i lie and say 2 (they all know im some nerd so they buy it) >some normie dude said like 22. he isnt even good looking he just isnt shy. >some fat chick said around 30, yes a fat chick with a count that high >some chad dude said over 50
i said my count was low because of long term gfs. really im wizard status. i dont get how sex is so easy to get for some people. maybe its like being in a 3rd world country starving and you see american grocery stores with 40 different kinds of potato chips.
people who have a lot of sex focus a lot of energy into it. i personally knew this girl who would walk like 2 miles to my house to get her pussy touched. but i'm good looking.
shit someones putting in the energy to get sex and it ain't fuckin me, fuck that. there's a fine line between efficiency and laziness.
Landon Reyes
I'm like slightly above average looking and I've only got 8 people at 20 years old. It helps being a gay guy who experiments with women every once in awhile. Open up your preferences and dont be so picky. It also helps to actually go out and make an effort to be with people
Michael James
>it helps being a gay guy no, no it doesn't.
Carter Turner
They're all lying. The men are exaggerting and the woman is under reporting hers.
Brandon Parker
They are probably all lying and you were too autistic to notice that. No way someone has had 50 different partners. Even 5 seems insane to me
Carson Baker
>shooting the shit in the break room That's your first mistake, just don't talk to people in general.
Owen Gray
this, shun non wizards
David Stewart
Ignore the people saying they're lying. Those are legit numbers. I've only slept with 3 because I'm a loser, but with the popularity of hook-up culture, everyone wants to pump their numbers up, just for the sake of doing so.
My co-worker is legit 5'4" and all the girls at work hit on him because he's so charismatic. I'm a 6'1" socially awkward geek and get shit-all. Sex comes easy to those who know how to communicate effectively. It's not about appearance, height, fitness or whatever you've been told. It's about how well you talk to people.
Sebastian Taylor
>its about how well you talk to people i had a coworker eating out of my hand because i said "daaamn girl, you look good when you do that" out loud like Will Smith. it was completely contrived and i was only doing it to make her like me more, not because i actually thought w/e she was doing looked good. that type of RP doesn't come easily for everyone, that's basically charisma.
Aaron Lewis
I've had over 100
Not lying
Then again I've got great game
Ayden Ward
Did it make you happy? Do you have any STDs?
Adam Roberts
>i dont get how sex is so easy to get for some people Humans are horny and slutty.
Nathaniel Lewis
>shooting shit What? Do Americans really take out their guns and start shooting feces? Why are feces even present in your break room? Why nobody cleaned them?
Caleb Thomas
To be honest I (and my friends who have a similar count) stopped counting after like 20.
At first I was extasic (I was a virgin until age 22 who managed to make it via a combination of lifting, building an attractive lifestyle and systematically trying), and I lived for this shit.
After a while, it sort of become second nature, and I didn't attribute that much meaning to it. Like don't get me wrong, I'd get cranky / emotional as one does when I didn't get laid in a while (1 month was my maximum to lose my head), but when I actually got laid it didn't feel that special. It would calm me down and please me in the way eating a great meal does, I suppose.
Re STIs I only caught chlamydia once. I was pretty rigorous about using protection (I slipped up with like 5 girls, and the one who gave it to me I sort of had been seeing for a while kek)
Anyway, having gone through all of this, I genuinely believe that most men should probably go on a rampage for a while just to calm down, and after that it's all about finding a quality partner (I'm a 30 year old boomer with a wife now). In the end, this is where true happiness resides.
Luis Edwards
ok, real shit, the most manly/alpha thing you can possibly do is learn to not give a shit about what other people might think and just do you. If YOU are living what you'd consider to be the best life you can be under the circumstances, fuck everyone else man. Who gives a shit what your "body count" is? Racking up people like numbers is psychopathic and totally removes the whole point of human connection from the experience, which is the entire point. Anyone who ever shames you for that has some seriously messed up priorities and you should feel pity for them, not embarassment for youself.
some people are naturally good looking, confident, rich, whatever. Doesn't matter. You're you, and will only ever be you. Drop this unhealthy attitude bro
William Davis
This that didn't happen: the post. Body count isn't something people bring up that casually. Especially at work.
Parker Young
you have had boring work environments then haven't you
Adrian Cruz
Just no trash tier ones. You seriously think it's a good idea to ask a girl that in this age of #metoo?
Zachary Diaz
imagine working at target learn to code user
John Richardson
>average pancacke face has 22 >hamplanet had 30 >Chad fucked over 50
They're all fucking lying because it's a social setting with a strict hierarchy and they don't want to descend down the pecking order. I live in a country where prostitution is legal and I've fucked many hookers but even I, at age 29, have not fucked more than 20 girls so far.
Those bodycounts are so insane, I've heard the same shit back then in military. One thing you can learn for life is that: People lie all the time. Our Seargeant gathered all 25 of us and used the small break to ask how many girls we had so far. Some 19 year old 5'7'' faggot who was scrawny as a stick put on a face like he tried solving algebra and finally came up with such a ridiculously high number that I had to retain my laughter. It was such an obvious lie, but here's my point, especially men are (in a competition setting with other males) deeply afraid to admit that they're sexual underachievers. People lie. All the time and about the most menial things
Noah Adams
You ever consider they are lying or exaggerating?
Adam Hall
You be surprise, more so at retail, I've had guys bully coworkers because those coworkers found eating ass gross. I had a female worker tell a sex story every Monday some that got a little to crazy like bitching some one night stand freak she was on her period "Like you can spread the red sea just don't drink from it" was a line she drop while checking out a customer. Working retail in West Virginia was always getting to meet a dumpster fire of people.
Christian Hughes
Sad, sad reality.
Nathan Rodriguez
>he doesn't know how much easier it is to sleep with men The sex is shit compared to with women but it is most certainly easy to get
Thomas Torres
Nice advice user, don't cross the line from worrying about not having sex to worrying your body count is too low
Leo Morris
damn you work with a bunch of serial killers
Sebastian Moore
>It helps being a gay guy who experiments with women every once in awhile. Doesn't that make you bisexual?
Aaron Mitchell
>never worked a menial job before This shit always sprouts up eventually
Luke Ramirez
I'm 38 and have a body count of probably around 200 women. I have lost count so I can't really give a close estimate. Here's the thing though, most of those women were prostitutes. However out of all of those women there have been 8 non-pro regular women. Women who I have either hooked up with or had romantic relationships with. I was an incel who lost my virginity with a hooker when I was 24. Seeing prostitutes allowed me to experience sex and explore my own sexuality while learning about women. It helped me to become more comfortable and confident with women. So eventually I had the confidence and ability to approach, talk to and date regular women. No I have never had an STI and I have been tested. I live in a country where prostitution is legal, readily available and relatively affordable. I have also traveled to Thailand, Philippines, Colombia and a few other places.
