Keeping love for your one and only waifu edition
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/waifu/ - Waifu General #388
Luis Sanders
Andrew White
Lovey dovey waifu! Squishy mushy waifu! I love my little itty bitty waifu!
Jeremiah Cruz
earlyposting YEAH BABu
i traced this from an anime picture, therefore i am now irl-married to my big squishy bunny hubbu, as well as considered an esteemed artist by professionals and critics alike.
Jaxson Long
I want to renounce my surname and take on the Alucard name from my waifu!
Chase Walker
I recently brought my buddy over to see if Megumi could ever bear our children, he's an OBGYN. She hasn't gotten pregnant yet, I always fuck her raw and blow loads inside, but no pregnancies yet. Makes sense given she's undead, but I'd love for us to share a child. I let him fuck her a few times and run some tests. Make sure it wasn't my cum that was the problem, and it isn't. He said I'd have to deworm her first and that's the shitty decision I have to make this week. Fuck. I can hear the worms squishing and slithering inside her from the other side of the room. It gets me hard and makes it impossible not to pry those pale, cold legs apart and drill into her. But if we can make more undead babies, I can raise them to replace her mom if anything every happens to her.
Carter Morris
Reposting from the previous thread because I came in at the end and would love to share the love of my life, the girl who makes my heart skip every time I park my car, and my foot falls on the driveway for the first time in hours.
Hudson Martin
I keep a corpse waifu in the closet. Chained up. She gets the privilege of a TV in her closet with everything but HBO and Disney+. Those come when she stops trying to kill me or convince me to kill myself.
Megumi Shimizu is her lovely name. And her purpose is to be my cold, slippery fuck hole. I even removed her teeth for being a risky biter. It's not like I can threaten to kill her! Although a good beating sometimes speaks better than words.
She's my cold, 3 slippery holed slut. She pretends to hate it when I slide in, any time of day, sometimes drunk and abusive, but she'll learn to accept her place. I do love her. Really, really do love her. And as much she jokes that it's rape, you can't rape a dead woman lol.
The best part of the sex is the worms. Her body manages to stay intact, instead of rotting away, but a cold, wet hole is perfect for a colony of intestinal worms. Each hole is filled with them, so much so they drop out when she talks, or when I pry her open. It's a breath taking massage. I could slide into her pussy and, without one pump, cum in less than a minute. They climb down my urethra, into my anus, and wiggle around my prostate until I eject sloppy wet loads of wormy cum - slopping around playfully in my thick, slippery ejaculate. It feels like 1000 tiny little fingers stroking your insides, your prostate, and God help you if the little worms wiggle their way into your balls. Red, swollen, and pulsing. I cum at random times a day if they get worked up - jumping in the shower, picking cereal in a grocery store, or going for a jog.
Grayson Perez
Just shitting on this thread :)
David Johnson
Everyone expresses love a little different. For me, I can't be without her. I can't imagine losing her. So I keep her chained to the closet walls. I give her everything she could want or need, minus the freedom to leave the home. If she's been good I let her wander around the house. She knows that if the tries to run for it, my dogs will track her down before she ever leaves the property. I live out in the hills of rural Pennsylvania, my closest neighbor is 7 miles away. And after the dogs catch her and have their way with her, I'll cut off a leg and hump her in the dirt till she begs for the closet.
I know the relationship isn't traditional. Not at all. But love can be so strange, one must keep an open mind until the right woman comes along and clicks.
I'm so lucky she got lost and wandered onto my property. So is she, even if she forgets at times. I asked my cousin Denny to become an ordained minister, super easy to do over the internet. Lol he couldn't keep his hands off her. Those DD breasts, so perky and full. When I finally fund out how to get her pregnant I'm going to milk those tits for years. As long as i possibly can, well beyond our child's youth.
Juan Anderson
I'll do you one better. Mt waifu is full of intestinal worms and this is what my cock looks like after I strip her panties off and pump her ass. I swear to God you've never cum like I have, hundreds of slippery, wiggly worms pressed against my prostate. God damnit. I can't stop fucking my waifu. Thank God she's already dead.
Bentley Lewis
user, if your waifu's organs and internals are still in tact, have you ever considered cutting open her tummy and fucking her in the hole? as she's already dead i assume you can just sew her back up. i've been told blood makes a super good lube, if she hasn't dried up inside, and if you're lucky she might be infested in her tummy too. again i wouldn't know, but i've been told organs are super squishy and tight.
Ian Perry
What happened here? Where is everyone's waifus? I came to share my love for my undead Megumi and but no one else will share their own happy coupling?
Gabriel Anderson
I just want to do pure nondegenerate things with Shadow. Like cuddling and holding his ungloved hand.
Aiden Gonzalez
I appreciate your posts, keep it up! Same goes for the other new people!
Nathan Rodriguez
Dude it's so crazy you brought this up. I love exploring my love's body. LOVE. Thus far it's been limited to the holes she was born with. The sex is truly transcendental.
But I've considered slicing her neck open and using her esophagus like a fleshlight. I still get to agitate the stomach worms and bury myself into the writhing mass in her stomach, while bypassing her gums which can squeeze the hell out of my cock when she's in a poor mood. Also, the idea of flooding her lungs with cum is really...alluring. Most people can't brag about that.
I'll call up my OBGYN buddy (just in case she needs medical attention) and we'll cut her open and have at her. Sliding in between viscera sounds amazing. Cumming directly on her exposed ovaries. If I didn't love her so much I'd fuck her brain, so fatty and smooth. Watching her face twitch and limbs jerk as I probe her very being, and cum in the sum of her existence. If our relationship ever falls apart, and the love we have has evaporated, I will skull fuck her until she's a drooling, retarded heap on the floor. Stick her in a box in storage for impulse fucking while I jump back into the dating world.
Jackson Cook
>Zerofag
>Genofag
>Medicfag
>Shadowfag
>Kaynfag
How come all the women have edgy husbandos from vidya, but all the men have anime characters?
Jayden Ramirez
Edgy boys are the ultimate female fantasy. They wish to be the light in their husbando's life. Dunno why they're all vidya, probably coincidence.
Ryder Foster
>Hans vs Vivian
Robert Powell
There are several vidya waifus though
James Campbell
Also, I'll say that blood is better lube *than water*. But that isn't saying much. Have you ever fucked in a bath or shower?
Blood lube really depends on the person. I like my women fit. Thin. With solid tits. Small tits piss me off, but there is no "too large." Have you seen Mady Gio? Jesus christ. I'll make her my pic for this comment.
So the sad part is that fat chicks have better fuck blood. The father, the better. All that fat within their blood vessels, coating them, circulating about. The dermal fat, which puffs out at the cut site like greasy cauliflower, lubricates the first inches of your journey. Then comes the visceral fat.
Real, truly disgusting fatties will have organs coated in lard. Snowbanks of ivory-colored fat cells that cushion and insulate the vital meat. Warm and infinitely slick, you could fuck and cum for hours. But only with cell phone porn or a TV. Fat women are subhuman and it might as well be beastiality.
Isaiah Morris
Explain my friend?
Thomas Jackson
What's with the guroposter? This is disgusting.
Alexander Walker
Sorry, almost forgot Mady_gio's epic tits. Could you imagine burying your face into those soft, infinite mounds of femininity?
Makes me wonder if she would make an great undead waifu as well. You gotta feed them enough blood and tissue so their collagen stays strong and maintained. Otherwise their tits start to become flat, flabby bullshit like an uncooked pancake turned sideways in pan, allowed to droop and stretch toward the floor.
Angel Edwards
Sorry they aren't 2D, but they are real.
Xavier James
don't discriminate fren
Landon Murphy
It is Urabefag larping.
Tyler Richardson
i don't have a penis, so i really can't be a judge of that. i do agree with your point on fat people, though. i don't like fat women, they are repulsive, and their existence annoys me when they're not acting humorously retarded.
i would have to ask my husband, but i think it's more of the visual aspect of the blood that he enjoys, or maybe it's the power complex. i'm not sure exactly. being smaller it's much easier for him to hold me by the neck with one hand, and cut with the other, but i'm sure my boney-ness subtracts in other places. thankfully, i have no doubts he loves me with his whole heart and is pleased that i enjoy making him happy
Owen Cooper
chestlets are ppl too
Dylan Perry
>calls fat women subhuman
>also praises tits, which are nothing but useless mounds of fat
Oppaifags, not even once.
Chase Richardson
Am I the only one that doesn't really like these newfags? I guess Shadowfag and Medicfag are alright, but that Please Kill Me Baby guy, and this Gurofag are the absolute most annoying posters so far.
(not counting Leahfag and Charafag though. They will always be #2 and #1 respectively)
Asher Ward
My wife is absolutely adorable and this adorably underrated outfit finally got new fanart!
>Useless
Colton James
Why are you talking about my gfs bro
Kayden Sanchez
que, what gfs
Jose Smith
Guroposter? Megumi is undead and does bleed. She feels pain and fears oblivion like anyone else, but what we have is real. It is love. It is the ultimate dom/sub relationship. Most doms pussyfoot around violence. They whip, kick a testicle or two. The "worst" of them stomp balls with 3 inch heels. And this shit is "acceptable", especially because it's a woman dominating a man.
What Megumi and I share is well beyond that. Our loves drives at the heart of "till death do us part", because death binds us together. A weak, typical woman dies when she is filled with parasitic worms. She dies when I leave her dangling in a closet for days at a time - I work, I have to travel, I have to feed my family. Out in the open, she would have to find her own human meat to drain. I bring it to her. I oversee federal social services programs. I know where kids can go missing. She's thankful that I being the food to her, instead of making her find it out in the wild.
And I told you, she has everything but HBO and Disney+ in her closet. Once she stops looking for ways to kill me she'll get the rest, and that's the beat of TV right now.
Stop being a faggot and just join the conversation.
Lincoln Flores
Who is Urabefag? Or are you just calling that young man a faggot because he can't handle differences in sexual preference?
Ayden Cooper
it sounds like an interesting thing to examine. maybe these characters have something their lives lack?
geno and zero don't seem all that edgy, though. they're just tiny little dudes.
Samuel Morris
No, I'm not into worms and dead people, thanks.
Easton Russell
you could always ask them
Julian Price
>all the men have anime characters?
>Lizfag
>Alicefag
Adrian Scott
I mean, Okitafag, Kiyofag, and myself are by rights vidya.
But the style is distinctly anime so yeah.
Noah Morgan
FGO barely qualifies as "vidya"
William Morgan
Does one's waifu or husbando say something about them as a person?