Listening to podcast

Hello, I have short hair and an uneven face, and make autistic lists and wear heelys. I study physics in uni.
Tell me how you coom

listen to podcast guy immediately starts imitating mentally handicapped people

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Is that cool Ian Fidance?

You know, the USMC will take nearly anyone. If your unhappy with your life, make a change and join up. Your country will appreciate it.

It looks like Jake Gyllenhaal

Apologies m'lday.

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I'm weak and would not be able to be useful. I have asthma and pectus excavatum and eczema.
Tell me how u coom

LMAO no thanks, not dying for Israel.

Yes user do so

I'm none of these people but I can tell you a bit about how I coom

I think I'm unusual in that I often hump the bed when I fap. In my mind this is like switching positions from bottom (the normal face up hand stroking) to top. I didn't really do this until I heard that at least some girls like being under the full weight of a guy, cause I didn't wanna crush my imaginary partner. I often sorta grab my pillow imagining it's boobs and sometimes start kissing the pillow.

it depends on what I feel like doing, really, there's three main methods I use;
the normal version where I would simply grip the shaft and start pulling my foreskin back and forth over my glans, I use this one more often than not because it's faster and it's mostly clean, just have to get rid of the cum (which generally ends up all over my stomach if I'm super lazy, or simply inside of a leaf of toilet paper that I would place on my tummy right before cumming)
then there's the slower version that I use to edge generally, which ressembles the first one but instead of using my whole hand to grip the shaft, I only use my thumb and index (and sometimes middle finger) to apply pressure directly over my frenulum as I start pumping up and down, I do this much slower than normally and it lets me feel my finger tips run over the edge of my glans over and over again which feels pretty neat
then there's the messy version, which I rarely do because I'm lazy, which involves lube and me using my second hand to keep my foreskin retracted while my first hand starts gliding up and down my cock and glans, which provides a direct contact to it and to the frenulum

and with all three versions, I generally fondle and squeeze my balls with my free hand while doing it, often enough I would pull down on my balls as well as I get closer to cumming which makes it even better, or sometimes I would tie my balls up with some cock and ball rings I have and push my balls in between my legs as I keep jacking off, the pressure and warmth of my legs against my balls is very pleasurable

there you go

I do this save for the kissing the pillow. Is comfy
Thank u user

Holy based, thank you

Its so much fun I love to do it

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I think I blew my first 15ml+ load today. I wish I'd taken a photo of it.

Why does it turn you on to hear about a guy describing how he jerks off?

How long were you doing nofap before that

Drop discord and be my gf

Have you guys noticed how people use the word retard all the time? People have been calling me a retard forever. It's offensive. I'm handicapped, im disabled. Im not a retard. Damn...

Male is hot
Penis is hot
Touching penis is hot
hot -> horny
coom

Presuming you are a straight male, does the reverse not turn you on?

girls are not allowed to know about how we jerk off. stop telling femanons.

why not get a bf? be brave