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Back from fishin edition. What did you catch and what was it on?

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Fanks lad. Here I'll buy you a pint

eating some Ritter Sport

caught a trout on a moped

I would love to know what fishies you caught my lad.

No worries lad.
I caught a grayling using a chopped up earthworm and a bit of swetcorn.

I have to say fairplay to Warwick Davis for making it all these years but he seems like a prick IRL. I'd love to trap the little fucker under a pint glass like a spider.

Only the 1 a grayling. The bait shop was shut so had to dig up the bait (earthworms) and buy a tin of sweetcorn.
Still a great day down at the river.
You a fisheranon?

I thought lads only went fishing to get a bit pissed and stoned in peace desu

i'd love to pin warwick davis eyes wide open and then put him in a tumble dryer filled with sand

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Sounds comfy as fuck lad, where I live there's loads of fish, big uns too

WARWICK DAVIS HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS APUS APPROACH HIM WITH PIZZA CUTTERS

bravo for the oddly specific nature of this post text-wise
1 point docked for the image

you've got to feel sorry for the poor little lad really
a lifetime of being picked on for being knee height of a grasshopper must turn anyone into a bit of a knob i reckon

marzipan is nice
there's an almondy one that's nice
I like the alpine chocolate one also
I wish there was a Turkish delight variety

I'd love to skin Warwick Davis alive and wear his skin on my penis in a Punch and Judy show based on his life.

I thought we agreed to cut down on the fagposting

To be fair Karl Pilkington did try to get him to do a freak show, lol.

Nah I go to go fishing. I smoke as well but it doesn't interfere with the fishing.
There's decent sized trout and grayling in this river. Big enough to go in the pan if you so choose.

>playing Halo
>game's dead so it put me on US servers
>kid repeatedly said faggot
disgusted by the yanks of today. Say cunt like a normal person

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Alpine is the one I'm having right now, I also like the biscuit one. They have like 30 different varieties but I can only find about 5 in Lidl

might order a Maccies lad, fiending a double quarter poudner

For me, it was always alt.binaries.nospam.christinamodel when I was growing up. She was 14 when she started modelling. Felt a bit wrong when she got older (legal) did topless, and then dildo play. Still coomed though, not gonna lie.

That there wind is picking up there, lovely boys.

I wish it would become a permanent part of the menu, it's the perfect burger

I get mine from Lidl too, nice treat for once in a while. And yeah, nice biscuit one, thanks for the reminder lad.

thinking about emptying my bowels. might even have a shower too. fuck all else to do.

The most risky wank is the underage Playboy photos of Brooke Shields that are widely available online as well as her role in the film Pretty Baby.

Get me a big mac meal please led
Strawberry milkshake

i'd love to pierce warwick davis's little ears put some slutty earrings on him and count one by one how many magnets it takes to lift him off the ground

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Maccies is fuckin atrocious lad, the shits barely fucking meat any more. Only tasteless cunts eat maccies.

don't even mention the Brooke Shields photos next to a bath.
DO NOT SEARCH FOR THIS STUFF.

Sod it
*orders a bacon dbl XL with extra bacon and 2 portions of chips*
*remembers to wash the worm juiced hands*

no need for any of that lad this is a pro-Maccas thread

>strawberry milkshake
want a bj as well you poof

>perfect burger
too right it is lad, better even than the Grand Big Mac

BK is it lad?

You spent another whole day in your room posting on /britfeel/ didn't you.
If only people knew what a big noise you are on that obscure anonymous forum, you be wading through pussy, everyone would want to be your mate.

Why do I get the feeling this general is just americans larping as bongs

Listen, I've been a maccies cuck for years but now I'v finally seen the light after not eating it for a few months. It's just utter shite lad but you're addicted to it.

chewsday tomorrah innit

*uses a pizza cutter to perform a ceserean on a pregnant apuette, taking a massive dump inside it before putting the baby back inside*

It's perfectly legal lad and they're quite erotic.

because youre a paranoid mong
>obscure
i hope you dont genuinely believe Zig Forums is obscure...

She looks a big grumpy, wouldn't mind putting a smile on her face.