I want to think fast and smart like women do

I want to think fast and smart like women do
how do I increase the connection between my left and right brains?

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>Women
>Smart
Pick one and only one

women always have the best comebacks and are ruthless and cruel and have good memory and pull up your insecurities and mistakes from years ago
I want to be like that but kind and smart and fast

also btw I have horrible memory and speaking issues and also anxiety and avoidant personality disorder

user those are traits of manipulate bitches. Smart people know knowledge of worldly subjects and are able to apply their wisdom to pretty much any task.

try to become more stoic. this is what men do better than women, and it can be invincible against those sort of female tactics

>traits of manipulate bitches
how do I get these traits

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You're just coping. Women are way smarter than men are and they are also much more ambitious. They get careers and nice paying jobs and they are more likely to own housing if they live in the US. Because women have superior social skills to men, getting good quality jobs is easy for them. And because they operate in cliques and groups it's harder for them to experience loneliness. Women are more likely to go to college and are thus more educated. Women with PHDs are more common than men with PHDs. There will be more female scientists, philosophers, composers, artists and entertainers as time goes on. Women tend to be very progressive when it comes to politics. Socially adjusted and well earning people tend to be optimistic when it comes to politics and that's often what progressive politics is. Now what about men? Well it's obvious from hanging out on here and the rest of Zig Forums that men are mediocre and don't have anything impressive to offer to the table.

this is true
women are just generally better...

you have to find peace with whatever parts of yourself really hurt when someone "pulls them up", whether that something that happened, an insecurity about yourself, or a topic that upsets you. it's easier said than done, but if you can learn to be okay with the things that upset you, when people do this to you, it won't hurt you anymore. people stop trying this after a while when it doesn't elicit a response.

if you're looking to be kind, just be genuine (try not to be rude/overly nice, though), and listen intently when people speak to you.

Step one: be narcissistic
Step two: obsess with status
Step three: use your perceived difference in status to bully your way around beta humans
Step four: realize you're a despicable human but use that as fuel for why you should just use other people to get what you want
That's pretty much it. Being attractive helps, but makeup, hair and heels can cover you in a pinch

>Society is focusing on inflating women's egos and destabilizing the balance of power between genders
Wow jeez I wonder (((who))) could be behind this. Hmm must be white men. Not Jews no.

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>also btw I have horrible memory and speaking issues and also anxiety and avoidant personality disorder
Maybe that's why you're focusing so much on these traits?

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yes but I also want to be a faster thinker in general and also more creative and witty

bumpign thead I need help

friends please help this entire thread nobody gave me help :(

If you're male it isn't possible. You just need to stick with what you're good at and do what you can to make women's lives better because they will always be the intelligent ones.

Perhaps you should reread the thread I know shocker, you have to read something more than once to understand them.

I did but none of these are answers. It's either "just be yourself" or "be woman"

Then you probably cannot speak or interpret the english language very well

epic burn you passive aggressive meanie

>they are more likely to own housing if they live in the US

Because they're idiots and spend more on both the house and the mortgage without considering their ability to pay. Guess what women also do more of? Enter into arrears and have the Bank pull the lien on the property.

t. Mortgage underwriter.

>Women with PHDs are more common than men with PHDs.

Only 46% of PhD's are women. That includes meme degrees. Real degrees are overwhelmingly men.

bumpppp help me please please please

Sucking dick is not a social skill
>There will be more female scientists, philosophers, composers, artists and entertainers as time goes on.
Keep dreaming, only if your male jew overlords allow it to happen. No good female philosophers exist. Women undersrand nothing about morality but that goes for most of the population as well. Women get Phd's to work for male owned organizations. Progressing towards the collapse of society maybe. The more they get involved in politics the worse it gets.

why isn't anyone helping ...friends?

>Smart people know knowledge
I hope a fembot can come here and give us actually good comments, jesus these replies are so bad.

Please help us fembots

>women are smarter than men
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How many female Albert Einstein there are? Female Bill gates? Female Stephen Hawking ? I can continue...
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It cant be done. You cant think like a woman, you would have to fundamentally rewire your brain.

And then these successful woman go on to throw all that away and be subservient to some low tier dude. Guess they can't be that smart since they do this all the time

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stop the internalized misogyny Tahlia, no one cares

it's just playing class games, that's what capitalists do, no women aren't smarter but if it hurts the proles to say so they will because they believe sociopathy is intelligence

Like any other muscle, you need to train your brain and keep it active. If you wanna improve working memory, I've heard that Dual-N-Back training can help you out, tho I haven't tried it myself.