nearly xmas edition
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no its fucking not, there's christmas decorations in the shop n that, fucking ridiculous
nolly oxmas odotion
I wish I could remember more about my childhood, I remember someone with a talking cactus, and he left for a while, and was ill or something. And they replaced him with someone else who was just more likeable, and had a talking brain
Haircut
Pubes trimmed
Nose hair tamed
Stray eyebrows banished
Nails cut and filed
Out tonight
Will have a crusty dick from fanny juice in the morning
What are you lads up to tonight?
Christmas and New Year's Eve have been cancelled this year.
We're doing 2020 again because it's been such a shitfest.
If your first name starts with C and your last name starts with B, then I am afraid you are a nonce AND a battycrease
It is known
where you going out to laddo? i thought i might stay in and do fuck all for a change
Bit sick of situations like this ending up on my coom screen
How does this fatty get some cute tight slut arse every day
Kill me
I'm off to the gaybar to find a cute think xo
Okay consistent belittler
Absolutely love getting publicly excited for xmas just to trigger autists like Christmas playlist starts November 1st, simple as.
*tries in vain to delete your post*
Good to see Saku and Len still going at it
I thought liberalists were leftists, but someone just told me they're racists and pure white nationalists.
What a mad world
>Haircut
>Pubes trimmed
>Nose hair tamed
>Stray eyebrows banished
>Nails cut and filed
>Out tonight
>Will have a crusty dick from fanny juice in the morning
>What are you Iads up to tonight?
Source on the video? How does he get a femboy with that gut?
smoking really does kill your apetite, doesnt it? i should stop doing it really, it puts me off my pasta
Bit mean lad, he is clearly making an effort
OH SO NOW THOSE THINGS ARE ''MAKING AN EFFORT'' BUT WHEN I MENTIONED THAT LIST I GOT CALLED A FAG, YOU LOT ARE DICKHEADS
Now now lad, maybe you just give off fag vibes?
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The entire channel makes me rage
Honestly the trano must have a fat fetish
i can sense a fag in here
If your shits are pure mushy, but not like in an ill way or like the squits. Do you need more fibre? I just had a horrible shit were instead of falling out it basically expanded all over my anus and didn't fall, like paste.
But I had porridge, two jacket potatoes and tuna and some brown bread. Surely that's enough fibre?
hmmm, might install morrowind, spend hours downloading the perfect mod combination and then get bored a few hours into the playthrough
*brands NONCE on your forhead*
Now you're having a big gay hissy fit
Meeting the lads in the local and will have a few drinks there, then we're getting off at every train station on the way into town and having a pint or two in whatever pub is closes to the station. Town should be bouncing.
Enjoy your night in relaxing mate.
you could be dehydrated so your body isnt digesting food very well
GET HIM APU LAD
I drink so much water though, I really am struggling with my bowels. A fix I have it to get Psyllium, but it's not cheap and I go through a lot of it. If I'm working a full day I take 6 in the morning.
dont think think town will be dead with the new lockdown rules again? or are they not nationwide? i went to the shop late on last night and town was alot worse than other thursday nights recently
Nubs? She is NOT for white boys
If you're out there date user who's going to go see his old friend tomorrow, try to end his 9 year dry spell, and said he'd cut his toe off for a go on the gash...
Good luck for tomorrow lad, get well rested tonight mate
"dont you think", that should have said, sorry for being retarded
Will batter all these namefags no problem
Lend dateanon all your chad energy lads, praying he breaks his near decade dry spell
Me and you my main man.
Nubs Nubs Nubs... Oh aye...
Nah, it's a Iarp
im on a 9 year dry spell too, will probably be 9 years exactly give or take a week now actually, but i dont have any friends :(
good luck /datenighttryingtogetashag/user
I've got a few big heavy baseball bats if you want to borrow 'em lad?
Can't give him my energy when I'm on a lifelong dry spell
Good shout lad, I was just thinking about him. Hpe he gets his willy wet.
On the smaller side for Nubs.
Sound one geez, you and me, we will have them all
Got my fists aint I lad, lend us your strength instead
it's called prostitution, been around for a while surprised you haven't heard of it lad
*brands you a NONCE*
Begone bugeyed loving wrong un
Lad, figured it was assumed I was coming with you all
They're a menace
Think you might be postin on the wrong type of forum t b h lad.