Fembots, what about male behavior is confusing to you?

>peeing all over toilet seat
men pee standing up and have to aim the pp so sometimes that happens but i always wipe it
>simping
pretty sure that's to get positive female attention or something
>scratching and sniffing
balls sometimes itch and i sniff to see if i need to wash my hands
>why (some of) you can't talk go girls like people
not sure what you mean by this but the answer is because horny

>simping
Biology.
>scratching "areas" and sniffing afterwards
Lol sometimes I do this and honestly idk why we do it either, it's just like a weird instinct I guess.
>peeing all over the toilet seat
Sometimes our piss doesn't stay as a single stream, it splits off into multiple streams sometimes.
>why (some of) you can't talk go girls like people
We do but sometimes we're just nervous, especially if a girl is pretty.
>I have another one but it's not really about behaviour, does body hair like back hair and chest hair get itchy?
My body hair never makes me itch.

God help me I hope this is genuine

>Simping
I'd guess it's being stuck in a fantasy of "maybe if I give her more money she'll notice me". It comes from a place of something associated with chivalry I'd guess, but chivalry certainly seems more complicated than that.

>scratching
Idk - I've done it, will probably continue to do it... Instinct? Somehow?

>peeing all over the toilet seat
it's sometimes difficult to control your aim, sure, but god damnitt clean up after yourself

>can't talk to girls
Fear of rejection.

You're being sized up and compared. There's no intent you're just being examined for anything interesting.
Women are more aware of it than the men doing it.

Why you fuckers don't want me. And I don't just mean >tfw no chad bf either. No men other than fucking 50 year olds show any kind of interest in me. I'm thin, big tits, no facial abnormalities, dress femme, long hair, look after myself, calm, confident, upbeat, reasonably smart, open to anything, a switch, and a virgin. I think maybe I have too much of a masculine personality (not to be all teehee not like the other girls xD) or something. Not a tranny tho

Men can detect the mental illness

Drop your discord, fembot, I'll orbit you.

>mfw am chad bf
>mogged for the second time this week by non chads

i feel for you chads no women want you anymore

Not mentally ill in the slightest. Happier than average, actually.

Sorry user, I'm not interested in anything long distance. Unless you're bong?

You're probably not nice or you just don't smile.
Like picture yourself with a kid and being happy and playing, if you can't imagine it, neither can the guy. That's why you attract perverts.

You create the simps by refusing to admit to men the truth about women but of course why would that make you corrupt cunts stop

>shes a britbong
it must be your disgusting horrendous mouth full of nasty smelly teeth that drive the men away

>girl checks all the boxes
>she's from the UK

Every fucking time.

Sorry, I'm a burger. It's okay though, we don't have to be in a relationship. We can just talk.

Drop your discord, I'm interested

Like I said, I'm happy as fuck believe it or not. I don't stop smiling. Around cute shit I borderline squeal like a baby myself lul

>a decent sounding femanon
>and she's actually from the UK
Well hello, I believe you were looking for me?

yeah roight innit m8?

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Yea, but it's other britbongs I want. And they have that, so they can't be discriminating user

because guys are attracted to girls idiot. other girls don't magically become unattractive when youre in a relationship.

>simping
idiots who think giving a girl money will get them a date
>scratching "areas" and sniffing afterwards
i do it to see if i smell. balls, behind the ears, pits. if they stink i shower.
>peeing all over the toilet seat
sometimes i have to go so bad i just rush to the toilet and it comes out before i can aim
>why (some of) you can't talk to girls like people
because i always have to make the first move and that move is judged harshly by women. the first impression counts for a lot. a few wrong words can mean she will never be attracted or see you as a valid bf. i have no interest in talking to women to be just friends. i actually have no interest in having friends period.

i talk to girls im not attracted to like people. they know my spergy power level.

Pls find pretty burger gf instead, respect yourself

Time to get murdered I guess. Where about you lad?

But there's never any good burger girls.

There's something off about you or you just don't meet the men you'd like to see.
Like where are you having these shit interactions.
Something to think about is that most guys will assume you're not single unless you come on VERY strong, and them initiating on you is a meme, only puas do that shit.
Idk what to tell you really.
I'm probably being deceived by tranny larp.

>we don't have to be in a relationship. We can just talk.

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How do you feel about the wigan kebab?

Personally when l talk to a women I feel very self conscious, I over think every motion, gesture, word it's hard to talk with. These things going in my head I stutter then I feel frustrated at my self for feeling this way i yearn to just by normal and be able to talk to her normally, I think most women find me creepy, so the whole time I'm worried about scarring her the prospect of causing a woman to be afraid as she goes about her day fills me with guilt, I know the more. Nervous and self conscious I feel , the more it affects my behavior the more like I am to actaully creep this woman out but once I've begun to think this way i cant stop. This doesnt happen with people I'm familiar with. It's easier to talk to them but if I start to like someone I start to feel thia way.

It's alright I don't murder people anymore. South Wales, yourself?

because if we weren't obsessed with sex we'd be failure species like pandas

Few decent burgers full stop to be honest. Sure there's something out there for you though

That's true. I don't want to come across as desperate though, so I generally try to build friendships first. Maybe that's where I'm going wrong? Don't cold approach either. Don't think men are fans of that

>a women
lol

I know what it is. You're too intimidating. They probably assume you already have a bf.

you might be too intimidating

That's a good start. England, tragically. Probably wouldn't like me anyway, am not a sheep

Might be an idea actually, been told I'm intimidating by a couple of people. But even my few male friends that are already on somewhat good terms with me aren't interested at all. It's hmm

So is that a no? I've got diverse tastes, not just limited to farmyard animals though I've been known to partake.

No it's fucking thrilling when women act first.
I have no idea where this idea comes from.
Like the male experience of walking around in society is that everyone's this distant automaton who doesn't give a shit, and you yourself are an automaton.
When a woman pierces that and says they're personally interested it's the greatest thrill. It's a real ray of sunshine.
Cold approach might be at the wrong time and you might have your kind somewhere else, but if it's appropriate like there's even the pretence of an organic interaction it's so pleasing.