What is the perfect date for a woman?

At least she's aware she's a killjoy based on her name.

>girl invites me to her place because i live with my parents
>serves me beers or mixed drinks and a blunt while wearing only panties
>goes down on me for an hour after i am drunk/high enough
>we have sex and she likes it extremely rough, calls me daddy and wants me to spit in her mouth
>afterwards i eat an entire medium pepperoni and sausage pizza girl can eat whatever idc
>girl spoons me to sleep while we watch anime or a show i have seen 20 times already

Maybe one day you'll get to genetically engineer one.

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Damn. Going to Wendy's counts as "out to eat" to some people? That is like trailer trash level of thinking.

what's originally wrong with Wendy's?

My ideal date would be
>go to a casual relaxing place to grab a drink
>talk, joke, get to know each other
>browse random shops downtown
>maybe hit up the record store
>end the night with a campfire

its simple, not too over the top. it doesn't cost a lot of money. I think most girls don't need anything extravagant or fancy. Just enjoy each other's company. I feel like going to different shops helps further conversation because you get to learn about each other's tastes. record stores are always nice because music is usually topic of passion and interest

There was a girl on here who made posts about missing her exbf who could only afford to take her on dates walking around petco. I think her discord name was ja'crispy. If you look hard enough you'll find someone with low enough standards.

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I hope you're posting this as a 55yr old man recalling the first date you had with your wife because you're way out of fucking touch.

>tfw you will never take a girl on a date busting ted kaczynski (PBUH) out of colorado federal prison

>stacy mad a homeless bum got her to pay for his dinner

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for me the perfect date would be me and her in a private gym and she beats the shit out of me

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hot

also very suprised that was an original comment

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September 5th and May 13th respectively.

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This but I take her to my local boxing gym and see how good a swing she has on her.

>What is the perfect date for a woman?
Free money
>What is the perfect date for a man?
Free sex

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>What is the perfect date for a woman?
expensive wine expensive meal expensive gift
>What is the perfect date for a man?
Both of you are dressed as girls at an anime convention you walk around together and look at stuff and buy things and then you suck each others cocks in a toilet stall

>worst date ever
>profile pic
who's that dude?
Ad why is it men's fault she chose to date a homeless dude?

My ideal date as an autistic permavirign would be watching a movie and cuddling

im a failed normie without autism and this is my ideal date too. although I'd add some wine or beer.

Everything minus the campfire part is really gay and hipsterish.

I would never ride one of those. Too afraid of paralysis.