Breakfast at non breakfast times edition.
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what should i cook for my bf while he's asleep?
Sesame chicken with thai chili sauce.
don't have any chicken, but that sounds delicious and maybe it could be done with tofu
where is my thread #1200 bf at?
It's absolutely delicious. I can't vouch for tofu as I'm a carnivore through and through, but it ought to turn out great either way. He'll love it, trust me.
>1200 threads
>you STILL aren't experiencing this
Well user I'm not quite sure what to say. I hope your life plans didn't revolve around having a bf...
>9 pm
>still no friend request accept
>tfw
>tfw no admirable bf to inspire me
15. Whom do you admire most? In what way does that person inspire you?
>tfw no clean shaven twink bf exept for his pubes and armptis so I can bury my face in them and smell his boi scent after he works out
hello it is me i am here
>Whom do you admire most? In what way does that person inspire you?
Probably Palmer Luckey.
>started building VR headsets in his fucking garage
>single handedly kickstarted VR, thus basically acheiving his dream
>made a fucking RACK selling that shit to facebook and is set for life
>eventually leaves oculus, most likely due to his political activities, and not liking direction that facebook was taking oculus
>now fucks around doing whatever he wants
>also has some cool other companies he's working on doing defence-tech stuff i don't really follow
he just seems cool as fuck. what about you user? who inspires you?
what is your email? i'll send you my discord tag and we can chat
o-oh user you are coming on to me too quick
*ahem* GIB ME DAT EMAIL
Sal didn't get the email address, making him tonights big loser!
gun violence is not the answer user, i don't know if i can still be your bf
you are right user. what have i done
>Be me, mid 20s
>Single dad
>Used to be bisexual but mostly gay now
Any advice lads?
Lose the kid or you have no chance, cochise.
>single dad
lol what
Also if you're raising the child, please find another woman it is better for children to have a mum and a dad.
He's too old to ditch, also I love him (no homo)
I dicked a girl when I didn't know being gay was an option
so this was a girl you weren't even in a relationship with? big yikes
it was literally the first pussy I saw that wasn't on a baby/toddler my dude
>I didn't know being gay was an option
What does this even mean, dude?
>be me, mid 20s
>didn't know gay was an option
u wot m8
user I am beginning to hate you I think, you seem very irresponsible
and you got a kid out of it. shit out of luck. where's the mom now?
i made a paste with roasted sesame seeds, garlic, ginger, thai chilies, and tamarind paste, sauteed it a bit, then added water, fish sauce, and tahini
this is pretty good although maybe i should make spring rolls with tofu instead of just tofu alone
>people like this browse this general
>people like this have children
god damn it this isn't fair I'm tired and want to go home
>live in hicktown
>everyone on tinder is 50+ miles away
>don't have a car and can't afford one
>not about to have my mom drive me to a fucking date
is it over for me?
Holy fuck, that sounds wonderful. I'm glad it turned out good for you. The garlic in particular is a damn good addition, it improves everything.
Spring rolls might add more flavor and texture than just straight tofu, I think you're on the right track.
I live within 1 hour of hicktown and I'm gonna pick you up and take you out on a date, gonna fill you up with your favorite food and make it a night to remember. That is, if you're willing to deal with an awkward sperg.
youtube.com
take notes, user
didn't know I could marry dudes when I was 13-14, and jerking off with other boys was still taboo ~10 years ago
this was years ago
she's in jail
>she's in jail
You can't just drop a half-assed gold nugget like this.
Storytime, user.
>she's in jail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OUT. OUT. OUT. SHOO. GET OUT OF MY GENERAL, YOU TRAILER PARK TRASH. THIS IS A QUALITY GENERAL ON A QUALITY BOARD AND I HAVE LET SO MANY OTHER TRASH-TIER PEOPLE POST HERE WITHOUT DERISION BUT I AM DRAWING THE LINE WITH YOU.
OUT.
OUT.
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!
>being in a loveless but heterosexual family is better for a child than being raised by two loving homosexual parents who serve as role models demonstrating kindness, compassion, and affection
Imagine simping this hard for breeders.
user this is the most interesting thing anybody's posted in a long time
stop giving it (You)'s it's obviously bait
ah yes, the loving meme. pedophiles love the children they rape in many cases, but oh right intent is everything