I should have left one earbud out

>no lock on my door
>people in the house constantly barge into my room all the fucking time without knocking
>the worst thing about it is the fact my computer screen and back is facing the door
>when I jack off I have to make sure everyone's settled and in bed so no one bursts in
>I've had times where I'm close to nutting before I hear footsteps running towards my door, I would have to close all my tabs and hide my boner under my pajamas
>I wasn't so lucky this time
>Get pretty hard so I decide to jack off
>I'm certain everyone's in bed
>About five minutes in I hear a toilet flushing
>Think nothing of it and go back to jacking off
>A few minutes later my door just bursts open and in comes my mom phone in hand with someone on facetime, (I'm pretty sure it's my grandmother)
>I'm literally inches away from nutting she's staring at me and I scream at her to get the fuck out
>She saw what I was jacking off to
And now I'm here writing this.
I'm 22 and I don't make enough money right now to move out, has anyone else been in this situation? How the fuck do I fix this, I'm only human.

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have you talked to them about the importance of knocking?

>She saw what I was jacking off to

And?

dumbfuck. get a lock, you're a grown ass man. You should be capable of installing a lock on your door

Yup. But it's sort of a 50/50 chance of that happening, my mom especially sometimes just forgets.
And what?
We're renting this house and most of the time I just leave my full laundry basket in front of the door.

Everyone's human. I highly doubt your mother gives a shit about your coom tendencies. She is probably equally embarrassed.

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Move your computer so you're facing the other way. Problem solved. Stop being a whining retard and do something about it.

>She saw what I was jacking off to
and what was that, dear anonymous

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If your mom isn't a bitch, she knows you're young a man without a gf having some you time and won't bother you.

I shouldn't say

And what were you jacking it to dummy. You can tell us, we are trustworthy.

your mom's already seen it, and you came to an anonymous shame cave for manchildren to share your plight

what do you really have to lose by just saying what it was?

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It was mom/son incest porn wasn't it?

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I fucking feel you OP, I'm in the same situation. In fact, mine is a lil bit worse since I'm a fag and want to ride a dildo all day long.
Stay strong senpai, we're gonna make it and get our own place someday ;_;

OOOHOHOHOHOHO this dude got caught beating it to FUTA OOOOOOOH NOOOOO AHAHAHHAAHAH.

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Good choice big boy.

Just ask your grandma to peg you. should be fine.

>grandma sees this and licks her lips

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>people in the house constantly barge into my room all the fucking time without knocking
You need to assert dominance over your space, man
Just chill naked in your room, it will be a bit embarrassing when someone walks in but they would be the ones in fault and eventually they will learn to not enter your room without knocking
Also why the fuck do you have your screen facing your door? That's just wrong, man

Mom might be easier. OP go apologize to your mother then buy and double sided strapon and ask if she would like to share.

i wouldn't dare jack off when i have no lock and my computer screen is facing the door. buy a lock from home depot and install it like i did. or at least move your pc to a better location.

move the screen asap you fucking retarded monkey faggot piece of shit sissy virgin cuck

Shut the fuck up I'm not even gay and now I have to explain this shit tomorrow I just hope she doesn't tell my step Dad about it.

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Fucking Americans lmao, only there would a grown ass man get ashamed for jacking off.

Just stop watching pr0n and stop masturbating. Seriously. You'll never have this problem again, and you'll have less guilt.

Have your step dad join in the pegging too. He could start buying you estrogen and dolling you up and cumming inside you all gooey and warm and safe and nice.

please stop uwu

KiKEK ROFL LMAO
HAHHHAAHAHHAHHHAAAAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJJAJA
It's not that big a deal embrace this shit

He needs it. You want it.

dw user me and my sister will peg you too

I'll just apologize and stop watching that shit.

you deserve this for being a faggot