if you love heaven so much why dont you just go there and get the fuck off my board
To All Christians
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They are afraid to die, more than anybody else. They are even afraid of going to heaven deep down. Either possibility is terrifying. Heaven would be completely unearthly how it is described in some parts of the bible with there being stars and fire and creatures of monstrous appearance. And than the only alternative is to go to hell, both options suck and christianity is all around a shitty religion.
youre a fucking jogger dude sorry im tired of seeing 50 threads of
>OH NO IM GOING TO HELL I SHOULD HAVE BELIEVED
bump for anti christian post
Team God:
Jesus Christ ("Son of God")
Crucified for heresy. Never rose again.
Terry Davis ("God's Programmer")
Became homeless and died by a bus. Squish.
Joan of Arc ("God's Warrior")
Saved France, then killed by the very people she saved. Accused of witchcraft.
VS
Team Satan:
Robert Johnson and Nicolo Paganini ("Sold my soul for music")
Fame, pussy, money. Became legends and inspired modern music.
Charles Manson and Anton LaVey (Church of Satan/Manson Family):
Fame, pussy, money, elite friends, followers, functional self-made empire/commune and a legacy.
The Zodiac Killer (Had Demon Lord fantasies; his victims serving him in "Paradise" sounds like a demon lord amassing legions of souls):
Never. Got. Caught. Pic related.
you will never get Christians out of Zig Forums
Yeah user. Its called humility.
No niqqa it's called being rewarded for being self-sacrificingly good with SQUISH.
Satan loves you, user.
God only sees you as a simp.
I am not afraid to die. I actually am excited. All of the sin around me is disgusting, my sin no exception. I am sick of being sad, sick of pain, sick of anger, sick of so many sin driven problems.
I cannot WAIT until I am called home. However, I cannot go on my own terms; I have to wait until I am called. Until my job is done on this foolish world. And part of my job? To go out into the world and preach The Word of God.
Know this, unbelievers:
This is the closest you will get to heaven. This life you hate? This one of sadness and loneliness and misery? This is the closest to happiness you will ever get without the saving grace of God.
But to those who repent, to those who trust in the saving grace that Jesus Christ provides?
This is the closest to hell you will ever be.
I take a lot of confidence in that. That no matter what, THIS is the worst it will ever be for me. And I am damn lucky for that.
God only likes rich white people.
Only Satan understands the Damned Ones like me.
everyone dies user. I am not going to debate whether Jesus rose from the dead with you but Terry Davis at least died free.
Those others? died slaves. You will never find what you're looking for. You will always lack.
They're just as bad as Jewish shells pushing bbc/trany/female larper threads
>you will always lack
Hmph. Fuck off.
God had his chance to claim me, when I tried to kill myself in 2012. The fugly, level-headed, smart, chaste, caring and strong liberal feminist hero I used to be. The obe who knew that this world was corrupt and that it was not made for her.
Because she was too good for this wicked world of dust and filth.
But NO. I woke up to see a bright light, which I initially mistook for Heaven. Looking up at 7 to 9 faces of "angels"...all wearing SURGICAL MASKS. Angels don't wear surgical masks.
So, like I said; God had his chance. Now I am Satan's bitch, forever and WILLINGLY.
Satan only loves us because God has punished satan when satan shit on us infront of god. And God as the onions faggot he is made satan hell and banished him there to pay for the fact he didn't like us. Then god and satan get together every so often to make bets and torturous. God is a nigger.
>satan only loves us, because god is a dumb niqqa
>satan loves us
>satan loves me
And now, I love Satan too.
Hail Satan.
Without God's saving grace, you will never know true happiness. You will never know true joy. You will only experience intense pain. Writhing agony. Terrible loneliness.
Repent, for the Kingdom of God is at hand, friend.
Originaliolio commentito
Then tell me, Socrates, why is suicide held not to be right? as I have certainly heard Philolaus affirm when he was staying with us at Thebes: and there are others who say the same, although none of them has ever made me understand him.
But do your best, replied Socrates, and the day may come when you will understand. I suppose that you wonder why, as most things which are evil may be accidentally good, this is to be the only exception (for may not death, too, be better than life in some cases?), and why, when a man is better dead, he is not permitted to be his own benefactor, but must wait for the hand of another.
By Jupiter! yes, indeed, said Cebes, laughing, and speaking in his native Doric.
I admit the appearance of inconsistency, replied Socrates, but there may not be any real inconsistency after all in this. There is a doctrine uttered in secret that man is a prisoner who has no right to open the door of his prison and run away; this is a great mystery which I do not quite understand. Yet I, too, believe that the gods are our guardians, and that we are a possession of theirs. Do you not agree?
Yes, I agree to that, said Cebes.
And if one of your own possessions, an ox or an ass, for example took the liberty of putting himself out of the way when you had given no intimation of your wish that he should die, would you not be angry with him, and would you not punish him if you could?
Certainly, replied Cebes.
Then there may be reason in saying that a man should wait, and not take his own life until God summons him, as he is now summoning me.
The only one who could hate christians in a time like this when there is much worse cancer is the much worse cancer, so you git
Not only is suicide a sin, it is the sin. It is the ultimate and absolute evil, the refusal to take an interest in existence; the refusal to take the oath of loyalty to life. The man who kills a man, kills a man. The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world. His act is worse (symbolically considered) than any rape or dynamite outrage. For it destroys all buildings: it insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds; but the suicide is not: that is his crime. He cannot be bribed, even by the blazing stones of the Celestial City. The thief compliments the things he steals, if not the owner of them. But the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away in fury: for each has received a personal affront. Of course there may be pathetic emotional excuses for the act. There often are for rape, and there almost always are for dynamite. But if it comes to clear ideas and the intelligent meaning of things, then there is much more rational and philosophic truth in the burial at the cross-roads and the stake driven through the body, than in Mr. Archer's suicidal automatic machines. There is a meaning in burying the suicide apart. The man's crime is different from other crimes-for it makes even crimes impossible.
Also if you kill yourself, it makes you a murderer so you nearly went straight to Satan until the surgeons saved you. Maybe you should blame Satan for rejecting you.
starting the apocalypse with the jews in Israel isn't technically suicide.
Soooooooo...God PURPOSELY made me born a ghetto ethnic scamp with no hope of success, let -alone- belonging, in this glittering world that she was not meant to be a part of. Then he built her up, only to tear her down and degrade her. So that she would fall in love with Satan. And willingly give her heart, mind and soul to Hell.
Whereas if she HAD been allowed to die, she would have died a pure and virgin girl, with only the fire of justice and idealism burning in her heart.
This was God's will. To let her see the follies of morality and idealism. To destroy the good girl. Okay, user.
Coming up on tomorrow's episode:
It's also God's will to let genetic disorder babies -not- be aborted. Hosted by no one other than retarded godanons.
Well, he DID say I was ugly. 0.0
Nevertheless, I guess he eventually had pity on me. Because once I started realizing that the rejects calling themselves "heroes" and rebels are degenerate filth that deserve to be euthanized, things got better for me. Ba ba booey.
So basically you are saying suicide is based.
Absolutely based. All religion should be quarantined to /x/.
Also, not all murder is a sin.
A coup de gras (mercy killing) can be considered a moral killing.
A killing to end suffering.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Too bad humans suck. They will kill in rage, but not in mercy.
sky daddy is mad you don't know what sin means /:
Also forgot to add that ancient Jews used to kill animals and burn the meat for God, as well as the scapegoat thing. They killed one goat and sent another goat away to carry away the sins of the people. So, killing isn't a sin.
In a way, suicide can be seen as the purest form of sacrifice, which is self sacrifice.
This can't fukken be real. There's no way.