I want to eat pesto and macaroni but i cant until i am a skinny stacy

i want to eat pesto and macaroni but i cant until i am a skinny stacy

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How bout i cleave your head open with a claw hammer, you fat worthless pig?

food is so overrated, i dont see how anyone could get fat. im not even anorexic or anything, food is good yeah but how tf is it worth losing a good figure

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you can go ahead and eat pesto and macaroni and then you will stop being a skinny stacy

for me, it's penne alla vodka with grilled chicken

fuck it, pasta thread

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It's easier for girls. Despite what "evidence based" fitness youtubers say, you can't just cut calories as a guy.

Just eat the pesto straight. It's not that calories dense, it shouldn't affect your diet.

Honestly I'm just lucky I'm not fat since I ate so much candy from 12-22

i did that a few times. i would have a tablespoon of it from the jar but without the pasta to balance it out it was weird and it made me stop eating.

why cant u? literally just stop eating. its not hard. theres nothing physical stopping u, ur just weak mentally, and thats why ur fat

For me its rigatoni with tomato sauce

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penne to rigatoni is what water is to milk

You can cut calories as a guy but it's not going to make you look good. The internet says calculating your TDEE, strictly counting calories, then reducing it by 500 a day will result in you getting ripped in X amount of weeks. It's not, all that's going to happen is your proportions will look the exact same, you'll just be a little bit smaller everywhere and skinnyfat.

To look ripped, you need have a ton of muscle to begin with, then do a monstrous amount of cardio and eat clean, quality not quantity of calories.

>it made me stop eating
Good.

where can I get an obese doomer gf?

normally, for myself, I just make spaghetti because its easy, but for her I'd make something nicer. maybe fettuccine alfredo

literally the same shit except it has a diagonal cut on the end, retradd

stupid fat fucking sow. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Your post is a waste of everything. The very air you breathed could have been used on someone smarter than you, who could do more. Kill yourself.

i dont buy that, i think you just eat too much. you can look good as long as have low body fat %

Not them, but rigatoni really do hold sauce better than penne

cute, post belly

Just appeal to fat fetishists.

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i still havent gotten my mac and pesto kms

but don't you want to feel that nice lazy overfilled feeling that you get from eating a big, heavy meal?

Your mom's rigatoni holds my sauce in better

Very badly. I thought about ordering burgers and nuggets but i cant keep sabotaging myself like this.

>but i cant keep sabotaging myself like this.
sure you can, what's stopping you? you could be stuffing your face right now

Just a few big macs away femmie, come don't you wanna feel full like pic related, he looks like hes having a good ol' time dont he?

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I hate that feeling. I prefer feeling light and mobile.

I just want a to fatten a girl till everyone talks about it

and then keep fattening her?

you will never be a Stacy, it's all in the facial bones.

Food food food foood AAAAGH I NEED TO FOOOOOD