I feel nothing

So I just lost it and killed my fiances cat, normally he's so nice to me and friendly but today he scratched me and was being mean to me, so I put seven hair ties around his neck and tossed him in a wicker crate and sat on it for ten minutes to teach him a lesson. I don't think he lasted more than five. I feel nothing for this but I don't know how I'm going to play it off to her that he just suddenly died.

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Why haven't you make a noose and killed yourself yet?

Why haven't you learned proper English? Fuck cats man it was just some animal living with us, nothing more.

Break a glass, and if it isn't chipped put the cat in a plastic bag and dump it a couple of miles away.

actually kill yourself and repent the cat was worth more than your shitty excuse of a life ever will be

Not an outdoors cat. We had another cat, a younger one, he was a little nigger, constantly being a fuck ass so I beat him to death and tossed him in the woods out back, told her he managed to get out. She ate that story up, can't rehash it. I really don't want to deal with her waterworks

I think I concur with that other user, you should really rope yourself. It really sounds like you could use it.

>unironically thinking non sentient life is comparable in value to sentient life

Bro this isn't a Disney movie grow up and get your head out of your liberal ass.

>and was being mean to me
You are a grown man, for fuck sake. You should know how to check your temper.

Calling fake, then again this is Zig Forums, the home of the "woe is me" psychopath.

Cats are assholes, my grandma had one and he used to scratch my feet when I sat at her table to eat.

>Not an outdoors cat.
Good, though I can only imagine the smell. Women shouldn't be allowed to keep animals. Personally I think you're fucked and at best you're going to lose your bitch over this, if she's particularly stupid you won't end up with a rap for animal cruelty.

Not fake lol, the riger Morris sets in fast damn, want pics?

I mean I've been beating him for days and he's been acting weird, been slowly implanting into her head that he must be sick and isn't eating his food, so it may work that she'll think he just finally bit the dust. I think I'm going to curl him up in a sleeping position and hide him, since cats go die alone when it's their time.

Should've just thrown the pussy out. But oh well. I don't think your boyfriend will like this, faggot.

Cats have centralized nervous systems and can think and feel. therefore they are sentient.

You should talk to your friends about this. Oh wait.

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Your kind always thinks that you're a lot cleverer than you are, it's going to be obvious from the body alone.

Fine, SMART sentient life. Fuck out of here man, I need help coming up with a story, if you're such a pussy and a dead cat had you up in wraps you really will be among the first to die in the coming Civil unrest.

You assume she's smarter than she really is man. How will the body make it obvious? I'll curl him up and make it like he died sleeping she already thinks he's been sick.

suck a fat cock it made people happy at least unlike your shitty bitter life kill yourself.
And don't tell me you are a fucking polfag unironically believing all the bullshit they are spewing with no brain or doubt in their words.

no one will love you in whatever fantasy world you live in

Take your shitty blog to Zig Forums

You need to be killed my man, you are way bellow humans and probably bellow niggers too.

you are a piece of shit.
I wish I could dox you, you faggot

You just proved my point. I'll see you in the papers man.

what the fuck is wrong with you? that cat didn't threaten your life in any way, you murdered it for no reason

My fiance and I are very much so happy together. Which probably angers you more, you can't stop and think for a second that someone crazy and psychotic like me has a loving fiance and stable relationship and I find that hilarious.

Hmu on kik whoever wants pics and vids of dead kitty.
Kik- shullot

All these females getting triggered by a dumb cat getting REKT, lugubrious.

The people who do this are either
>niggers
>psychopaths
Imagine being any of these in year MMXX. That's assuming you're not an attention-seeking liar.

No wonder you're on 4chin.

ouch i cut myself on your edges

>you can't stop and think for a second that someone crazy and psychotic like me has a loving fiance and stable relationship and I find that hilarious.
Okay, confirmed bored liar. Jack off or play vidya my dude.

This post can be summed up as "I'm a psychopath"

>hurr i torture small animals and make threads on Zig Forums about it
>look how edgy i am also yes im definitely engaged
Yall niggas really ought to just ignore this stupid faggot. His fiance does not exist, he is clearly a homosexual who goes after weak prey, and I highly doubt his dick works

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Bro hmu on kik I'll show you the dead cat lmao

> I need help coming up with a story
> if you're such a pussy and a dead cat had you up in wraps you really will be among the first to die in the coming Civil unrest.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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The fact that I'm not lying and so many of you refuse to believe I have more than you'll ever have is astounding. You people really are sad lost fucks. I'm engaged and have been with my fiance for 3 years now, stop being little bitches, or rather don't, I'm enjoying the hell out of your anger.

Make sure the knot is extra tight. That cat is obviously worth more than you, in both sentimental and finance aspects.

Bro I have a story many days in the work, I didn't just kill the cat without a plan lmfao, I'm just triggering yall at this point.

All yall big talkers in here and no one man enough to hmu on kik to see the cat.
my kik is shullot again in case you illiterates missed it.

Pretty much a matter of time before you inevitably upgrade to humans, your first will probably be your current girlfriend when she and her friends figures out you killed her cats. I mean, two cats have died in your "care", even a borderline retard would start suspecting something by then.

Enjoy running from the law for the rest of your life. Old sparky is coming to get ya.

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You're 12.

Bottom text.

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No idiot, one "got out and bolted" she doesn't know it died.
Hmu on kik pussy Boi, lemme show you the cats body so you can cry harder
Kik - shullot

>No idiot, one "got out and bolted" she doesn't know it died.
Which has happened twice now. Plus you have a scratch on your hand visible from the moon. Planning on wearing gloves for 3 weeks?

How about you post them here

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>happened twice now
Are you reading the thread? This one she'll be allowed to know is dead. I'll just say some dumb shit like he started spasming like a seizure and when I went to try and help him I got scratched and than he kept at it and died. Easy peasy, she's dumb as bricks man.

if this is real, you can say goodbye to your relationship, you will never be able to justify such an act or lie your way out of this. That is a pretty psychopath move, it starts with animals, then it is humans.

Pics I take with my phone are over 2 megabytes and I can't post here 4 Chan gay as fuck
Plus on kik I can send vids easily.

Trips checked and yeah, your gf will be killed by you.