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thats even less likely to kill you

just jump off a tall building

or get very very drunk and fall in a river, gone in a blur

How tall are we talking about? 10-15 meters or more?
Anyway, thank you all for your answers, anons.
Would've hoped the universe could at least give me the courtesy for a quick cop out, but no, I'll have to take my chances with other methods

tallest you can find, if you aren't a complete autist you can bullshit your way up to the roof. alternatively just go into a drugstore and just eat as many pills as you can off of the shelves before the kick you out.

Now that's based
>imagine being the wagies cleaning up afterwards

out of all the painless, tried and true methods of suicide, you want to try using a fucking crossbow? are you insane? how about you ditch the weapon entirely and just jump off a building with a bolt in your hand aimed right at your head if youre that desperate to have your corpse look like it came out of a medieval war

Listen robin hood why the fuck do you want to an hero. You picked a bad ass way to do it but you can surely fuck it up EASY.

Why the fuck wouldn't I want to do it. We live in shitty times that will only get shittier from now on. If only I could just buy a GODDAMN GUN like the amerilards and be done with it. Instead, no, I have to sift through a deluge of methods that are all uncertain or extremely gruesome. FUCK

Marry me and give me citizenship instead of doing this first

You stand a very good chance of living if you shoot yourself with a crossbow, and you will certainly be in incredibly agony.

First of all, a crossbow? No. You stand way too high of a chance to survive that. Bullets work by tearing through material. Bolts and arrows work by piercing through material. It's a big difference that can mean life and death. You've probably heard of the guy who got an iron bar launched straight through his skull by TNT and survived with horrible personality changes. The most reliable way to kill yourself is to swallow the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and even then people still manage to survive that shit even with severe brain damage.
Anyway, I understand you must be feeling like fucking shit right now, I don't know your circumstances, but just wait it out. Remember better times. Live for better times.

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Don't do it, it will not work. You can only experience a universe where you don't die, so via selection bias must experience a universe where you fuck it up and most likely suffer horribly.

I'd honestly say that it's not worth risking if you don't have access to something that makes a good ol' brain scrambling shockwave like a firearm. A shotgun with slug ammunition or 000 buckshot is the best option, but with some good aim most will work. I'll also just point out that up to 50% of single-person car crashes are thought to be suicides, and say that a crash of 100+mph is virtually unsurvivable.

What about CO2 poisoning via car exhaust gasses? Heard it's a pretty painless method. Would you recommend it to me?

Long drop hanging, dummy. None of this shooting yourself nonsense. A good ol' rope, and a few feet of space between you and the floor.

No, seriously, answer this: how long would it take to die this way? 2 hours? 3 hours? More? I've got an isolated garage

>I can't get a gun, it'll take too long to get a permit.

Why do you need to kill yourself in such a big hurry that'd you risk severely injuring yourself but living instead of waiting to get a gun to end it all for good?

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It doesn't matter anymore. Killing oneself is much more difficult than I thought it'd be. Goddamnit

why are you in a hurry? the only case in wich i can imagine someone being in a hurry to off himself is if the police forces were at his door shouting they'll break in in 3 seconds, insecure and anxious trying to recall all the times he could have fucked up on the internet while deleting his browser history just in case and looking around for a sharp object to cut his throat 'cause he heard a blast and running footstep noises louder and louder as they approach his bedroom.
this isn't your case isn't it?

I'm in a hurry because I'd like to die before the end of the year. I can't bear the thought of living a repeat (or worse) of 2020

it's your decision but think about all the future shitpost you'll miss.
why do you want to kys tho?

Don't do it man. As long as you're alive there's hope things can get better. Once you're dead there are no more chances. No matter how shit life is rn if you keep on living you'll be joyful at least sometime in your life, live for those times. If you die now you guarantee you'll never get a chance to experience joy or fulfillment or anything else. Don't do it man.

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Just to put it simply: I don't like where the world is headed. Diminishing individual and personal rights, corporations getting basically omnipotent, the internet being rendered completely neutered and "safe", technology getting incredibly invasive and permeating every aspect of our lives. I could go on...

go on sanctionedsuicide for ideas. dont do crossbow.
you sound like a schizo, literally none of that shit is gonna matter for at least a decade or two why do you need to kill yourself now?

>literally none of that shit is gonna matter for at least a decade or two
At least you implicitly admit I'm right. user, I'm 25. I don't want want to live half of my future life in a world that's completely alien to me. Better to end it all now