how do I get a high earning bf to cuddle with while watching LOTR after he comes home from work to our comfy apartment in NY?
How do I get a high earning bf to cuddle with while watching LOTR after he comes home from work to our comfy apartment...
Brayden Sanders
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Asher Foster
Find a loser then train him how to be a cool chill dude. 99% of all men are basically brain dead monkeys. We can do what we are trained to very well though.
William Williams
You don't, you settle.
Jonathan Cooper
i earn money precisely so i dont have to live somewhere like new york and ill be damned if im going to pay for you
Hudson Moore
what's so bad about new york?
Angel Stewart
Originally and unironically shut the fuck up
Owen Sanchez
no I unironically won't
Levi Wilson
First, be a real girl. Second, contact me
Nathaniel Torres
Brody Robinson
>NY
I inherited my apartment, currently living on the upper east side of Manhattan. I work as a sys-admin for a small company not far from here but I am horrendously ugly. High earning men are the norm here, especially if they bought/rent their apartment. However, most of them are either taken or only interested in stupid hook-up culture.
Hunter Morgan
Kek, made my day user, thankee kindly
Kevin Gray
I don't ever want to come home from work again. Work from home is where it's at.
Also, I used to live near NY. The place is a trash heap. It's a disgrace that an area with so much wealth is so filthy. I'm not racist but it makes me think unfavorably of jews and italians and their ability to maintain civilization.
Grayson Mitchell
>It's a disgrace that an area with so much wealth is so filthy
I have not left Manhattan in almost two years. It's the worst. However, good luck getting an apartment in the inner-city. My boss pays 4K rent.
>jews and italians
Big corporations and the rich are who inflate real estate prices because they buy up everything. Are they really jewish? Doubt that italians do that.
Ryan Ortiz
can you dress up as eowyn and i can dress up as wormtongue and we can do some lewd role plays
Ryan Parker
>contact me
where
sowwy mate I'm not bri'ish:(
pretty sure I've read a fanfic of this on tumblr back in the day
Joshua Clark
>pretty sure I've read a fanfic of this on tumblr back in the day
stop touching your vagina to lotr fan fics
Charles Jones
No,originally,I won't
Lincoln Jones
Sounds good to me, but that New York shit is not going to work. Come to my comfy Wyoming home instead.
James Powell
how many times did you shlick to eating out an elf
Logan Gonzalez
I have an apartment in Williamsburg but you're probably regular chick personality-wise so I'm ok.
Even if not, you clearly are not a good person
Blake Torres
>Williamsburg
Shithole
>you clearly are not a good person
If a girl has to come to Zig Forums in order to get a bf, she is mentally-ill. Also, sucks to be her because I am the upper-east side fag and would easily date her. Having money to get a gf is the biggest meme ever.
Zachary Lewis
the cost of everything isnt even relative to the wages, its literally expensive. other than that you're paying more to live in a hole in the wall surrounded by a bunch of other slobs. and let alone some fucking shithead politician comes in and reverts everything in the city to an era like the 70s-80s when shit wasn't gentrified.
Josiah Torres
>"how do I get a rich simp to let me parasitize off him despite having nothing to offer??? he also has to get us a house in an absurdly expensive location because I'm a literal retard who cares more about having status than sense~~"
>only one person ITT has told OP to fuck off while the rest are actually simping to her
FUCK OFF, UGLY GOLD DIGGING WHORE
F U C K O F F
Eli Long
are u femanon? im from nyc aswell n god i wanna be like those types of guys personal assistant or just work for them so bad like omg
Carter Edwards
But it would work. She would just need to answer me. I have a big apartment upper-east side, a steady job, work out and do all the other improvement meme shit. Only downside is my ugly face. I guess this puts her off, girls are really the worst. kek
Easton Walker
Why are you replying to me, simp? You're pathetic.
Aiden Evans
How much is high earning by your standards
Nathan Richardson
No one cares until you post a photo of your pussy lips and tits squeezed together. Until then, you are a 40 year old fagget larper
Easton Richardson
Be very attractive. Rich men know they're wanted and thus can be very selective and choosy.
Robert Morgan
>how do I get a high earning bf
Yes?
>to cuddle with while watching LOTR after he comes home from work
Yes?
>to our comfy apartment in NY?
No. Fuck NYC, I want to move out to the country after I make my first million.
Ryder Kelly
yeah but isn't the deteriorating urban landscape kinda kino?
I really don't mind an "ugly" face as long as you're not fat
I don't want him to be super rich just enough for us to lead a comfy life
I looked up Wyoming on Google just now and it looks pretty comfy user
Jacob Wilson
>being an unashamed gold-digger
Disgusting.