Why is the Navy so gay

why is the Navy so gay

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They've always been. Sailors have always been fags

That's cute. You can disagree on their gender but you gotta admit Teddy bears are cute.

Because sailors are all soft as fuck ever since the pirates were killed and eviscerated from earth, only digital pirates are hard as fuck now.

>#justlikeus
>"her"

We need to kill all the tranny fags in the military next too...

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>Reacting emotionally to seeing this tweet
You're a bigger fruit than he/she/whatever is OP

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>why is the Navy so gay
Because they're always surrounded by seamen.

People like you are why humor is dead

How the fuck can you keep seeing shit like this and not lose faith in humanity (whites)

I'm a navy person

Ama

what's the largest amount of dicks you sucked in one sitting

>why is the Navy so gay?
They float on what is basically a giant metal cock trying to shoot cum (cannons/torpedoes/missiles, etc) at other metal cocks.

I never sucked a dick. I met a tranny on tinder once and took one drag of my tongue across their tiny femcock. That's about as far as I've gone with cocks.

>Met a homosexual crossdressing man on tinder and licked his cock
I guess he was about right

>I never sucked a dick I just licked one

Based trannyfucker, maybe you navy fags are alright.

I made this playlist for you, r9k
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>I hope I get to move there sometime soon.
Be quick, the USA is working hard on exporting that stuff everywhere else

Because it's the Navy. The Navy is the reddit branch of the US Armed Forces. Sailors are apes, monkeys, and other such variety of subhuman. Fuck the Navy. I wish my building was as clean as the navy's buildings, but then I remind myself that the only reason their buildings are so clean is because they are weak and unused.

>Humor
This was blatant political shit flinging bait.
There's no joke here at all. And if this is what passes for a joke, people like YOU are why humor is dead.

>N-N-NO U!!!
Cringe, bro, straight cringe. Or in your case, gay cringe.

Dilate.

>being mildly amused by something means you're more emotionally unstable than the people praising this stuff
nah, you're just a projecting autist

probably got exposed to some chemical that fucked him up
ship are full of that shit

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he basically turned into the joker but a more realistic version of him

Please, Kill Me, Pete. It's all I want for Xmas.

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>Stuck out at sea with other men for months at a time
IDK user you tell me

Shit like thks makes me not want to join the navy lmao i am not trying to hang around these fags.

Are you kidding? Its bill. LENOREEEE

Nevermore LENOREE

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What do you expect to happen they hang around seamen all day long?

Who knows?
>"her"

what is the straightest branch?