Is this how a Robot should measure their penis?

Why did you orient the ruler backwards

Pressing on the bone is dicklet cope. You will never use that extra inch that hiding behind your fat.

>hiding behind your fat.
projecting hard there

it's bone pressed to standardize the measurement, not to make yourself feel better

it doesn't standardize it if people have different amounts of fat there you retard
it's literally the opposite and that user is right, using bone pressed is really dicklet cope, just measure what can go into a girl because that's your cock, nothing more and nothing less

>if people have different amounts of fat there
dick lengths dont magically grow or shrink along with your fatness. A 5 incher will always be a 5 incher, no matter how much the fat obscures it.

I put it so that the centimetres are oriented properly

How do I measure my dick if it curves upward? I feel like if my dick wasn't curved it would look bigger.

If you have a 19cm penis, can you even call yourself a Robot?

it does not matter because there will always be fat there, whether it's half an inch or two inches is fucking irrelevant
if you want to know how big your cock really is, then lose that weight you fucking fat ass, but at the end of the day, what sticks out of you is the only part that matters and what you should measure

why do I even have to explain this, no wonder there's so many retards that unironically believe they have 8" cocks around here, with you brainlets pushing memes like this around

how is he a brainlet you utter chimp ?
scientists measure dicks like this and its it only logical way, if you want you can always subtract the part that "wont enter a woman"

what you should be asking is why isn't OP measuring it correctly instead of using cheap tricks to appear bigger on some anonymous imageboard lmao

it the ruler appears behind the cock, you can be sure the faggot is just trying to appear bigger, that's why you're supposed to have the ruler directly on top of your cock

of course if the ruler is 30cm away, your cock's going to look fucking huge

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Use this
Sure. Whats the point of having a horsecock if you never gonna use it

The same way you measure your girth duh

My dick is just 2 cm shorter but looks so much shorter. I guess 2 cm really do make a difference when it comes to penis size.

Ruler is on desk. Cock is on desk, which is why the thumb is on the shaft - it's so he can press it down onto the desk.

sorry OP, this might work on the average retard browsing around, but this isn't going to work on anyone with half a brain

how about you measure it again with the ruler on top, I'm sure you'll get the same results :^)

>what sticks out of you is the only part that matters and what you should measure
Are you a woman? You seem to be unable to fathom the logistics of a standardized dick measurement process.

>more fatass cope
yes yes, you have a magnum dong, we all know this and we trust you!

what lets you conclude that hes a fatass ?
are you retarded ?

just lose weight and don't be a fatass, it really isn't that hard, give it a go