What routine do you do before you sleep?
What routine do you do before you sleep?
Julian Powell
Other urls found in this thread:
Wyatt Evans
>smoke a cigarette
>drink a shot of cheap whiskey
>spin a single round in my revolver, put it against my head, and pull the trigger
Noah Carter
you're really going through it LOL
Ethan Jones
>hit my breeze
>coom using /gif/ webms
>watch youtube
>hit my breeze some more
>coom again, this time using another porn site
>breeze
>struggle to fall asleep while nicotine courses through my veins
Jace Collins
>get home from work
>night shift again
>not much but it's honest work
>"aahh, what a day it's been!"
>strip off my sweaty clothes
>peel off undies
>clamber into my bed stark naked
>i like the sheets tight against my skin
>yes
that about covers it!
Andrew Harris
Parker Green
gross. you should delete this.
Cooper Hughes
>drink a glass of water
>take a piss
>get in bed and go to sleep
and that's it
Jeremiah James
try it sometime, you might like it.
Brody Lewis
mine is similar:
>get a glass
>piss in it
>drink the piss
>go to bed
simple as
Ethan Reyes
mine is similar, except i drink a glass of piss before bed
Liam Roberts
i love a good piss, well said!
Ayden Johnson
nothing like a nice glass of piss before bed
Hunter Stewart
This post is worse than gore posting, the concept of your sweat covered ass being plastered against some poor sheets is a horrendous thought.
Julian Howard
sweat does not mean gross, it makes the bed nice and damp which helps keep me cool throughout the night
Juan Moore
I hope you never wake
Jace Campbell
I find random Black or Latino teenagers Instagram accounts and spam their comments with racial slurs and on their most recent post I leave links to articles about the great replacement and tell their white followers to read up and get ready for the race war.
Chase Butler
cheesy tracer
Asher Smith
EXECUTE YOURSELF AUSFREAK
Brody Morales
browse through ASMR videos for about 3 hours and eventually doze off
Easton Sanchez
>take 15 grams of melatonin
>drink ice water to relax
>listen to gamegrumps compilations on plus speed for hours until I get sleepy
>take 15 mg more melatonin and stretch
>stay up a little longer until I decide to go to get
>put on lavender oil to relax
>turn off computer and power strip to create total darkness
>spend hours tossing and turning before falling asleep for 2 hours
Levi Price
Close my eyes? Originally
Julian Reyes
there's a don turteli on /qa/ you haven't found yet
Charles Torres
weed (when i have some)
headphones playing asmr and binaural beats
alcohol (if no weed)
hugging waifu pillow when i inevitably wake up in the middle of night as i don't want too much ear damage
Anthony Miller
i turn over and fantasize about being cuddled
Caleb Wilson
>browse Zig Forums to see if there are any (You)'s
>listen/watch to some anime music or anime scene
>open a can of flavored seltzer water, drink a swig, keep it by my bedside just in case I need it later
>check Zig Forums 1 last time for any (You)'s
>take a final piss
>strip down naked
>crawl in bed
>stretch in bed bending my legs back and stretching my torso out both sides until I feel loose
>lay down initially to one side hugging a pillow
>indulge in fantasy of hugging someone in bed instead, maybe having a few lewd fetishes, but really just imagine being happy with someone
>realize it is a pillow and not a person
>hold back tears and try to bring fantasy back until too drowsy
>once truly drowsy, get into my true sleep position on my back and drift off
Pretty much every night.
Brayden Hernandez
I call my ebf in another country, its helps me fall asleep. I want to meet him in person but complications due to money and travel. Thank you
Oliver Gutierrez
Are you actually so assblasted that you're responding to every spongebob post even if they aren't mlp related?
Anthony Stewart
Do the dental hygiene routine and get into bed.
I'm a busy man I need my beauty sleep.
Evan Phillips
more of a late night routine but:
>take a flashlight and do a quick perimeter check around the surrounding bushline
>tuck my dog into her blanket(she sleeps outside)
>Whip up a hot cocoa
(-1tsp cocoa powder
-1/4 tsp instant coffee
-1/8 tsp black molasses
-2 stevia sweeteners
-2 glugs of coconut cream
-1 glug of cold water to take off the burn)
>head to the bedroom
>char a chip of agarwood with a butane torch
>roll up a little tiny spliff or pack a small pipe
>hit it with the butane torch
>gonein30second.wmv
>wash away the taste with a sip of cocoa
>sit down at my computer and load up 4ch, YT and the usuals
>check erotic lit sites and lewd audio pages for anything that catches my eye
>maybe fap if there's something good, or just shitpost till my cocoa is finished
>quick stretch and brush teeth
>maybe spark up again and stretch more
>crawl into bed and arrange pillows and blankets into sleep configuration
>pull up a comfy book on TTS (usually some poems) to fall asleep to
>sleep
Dylan Ortiz
>check erotic lit sites and lewd audio pages for anything that catches my eye
Impeccable fucking taste, my dude.
Jack Roberts
One of the saddest things I think I ever saw was that scene in the movie Falling Down when he buys his daughter the pony in a snowglobe to give to her for her birthday.
Michael Howard
i masturbate and then i cry
Jace Murphy
Danke
Impeccable double dubs old chap