Be me

soon.
I have a total of $20 and a smartphone on me. I might sell it to get enough money to sleep at an inn for the next day or 2.
I appreciate the kindness but I guarantee we don't live near each other, and I'd still decline due to anxiety.

I live in gippsland, its in east victoria

are you male or femoid? if male don't sell your phone you need that, try and use that $20 to buy a tent or something, im sure there are some cheap survival ones you can find.

Build a quinzee. You'll be king of the homeless.

Also, backstory? What led to your situation?

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Op why are you homeless? Are you ok?

I'm a girl, been homeless for a while ever since my boyfriend died of an heroine overdose.

true, how is it for a robot out there? ill be in your state soon

why dont you just buy a house

Forgot to add, yeah its pretty much muggy and all that here too, it was 30 with a storm today but 17 tomorrow, it barely gets hot over here

as an australian that does not look very fucking warm hahahaha

why don't you go to a shelter?

just get a house 4head

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Two options, sell your ass or sell your mouth, truckers pay double for anal but ive heard they are kind of rough

welp, time to sell your holes I guess.. or take advantage of your guaranteed admittance to a shelter

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no idea what you think about organized religion, but many churches have support systems for the homeless. use the fact that you're a femoid to your advantage.

if you can, get a 24/7 gym membership and use their facilities while sleeping wherever you can

My answer is right here originally

Short answer: Dad died
Long answer: I'm an idiot who didn't plan for anything at all and I'm pretty sure I have autism, but it's not written or diagnosed so I can't get NEETbucks and at the least get an apartment. I've been homeless for a week now and thought I could handle it but this weather is testing me extremely.
>Live in a city
>Buying a house

pick one.

What would be the last thing you ate homeless person? Sorry for your homelessness

Don't travel with randoms and don't sell your holes unless last resort. Try to get help at a Church or use your phone to get into a shelter asap, I guarantee there are resources to help the homeless in your area. Prioritize warm, dry clothing above all else right now.

ganbatte homeless-chan

ok yeah you're dumb you'd literally get into a shelter no problem, or just download tinder and find a guy willing to shelter you for a blowie within 5 minutes. i hate women but i don't want one to freeze to death, awful way to die. if you don't have shelter by now you're retarded.

Do you have paypal, a crypto wallet, anything I can send funds to at all?

Yeah i'd be fucking fuming too if i was in your case

SIIIIMP SIMP SIMP SIMPPPPPP
kek that was not original

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That chick isn't me but I'll be taking the advice regardless.
No, nothing like that at all. All I did was sit in my room and play Quake and TW2 all day, I don't even have a bank accout.

If you can go to Western Union or a bank at all and give me your information, I can send you a few thousand dollars, it truly is not a big deal at all user. Please if you need help don't feel afraid to ask.

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op from try to get a night job asap, it'll keep you warmest through the winter. i recommend working at a grocery store or something similar

any vidya for this feel? looks comfy af

Why not just get sent to jail it looks better than that

it's a blizzard you fucknut

as the other user said, why don't you go to a shelter? since, you can use your phone to use Zig Forums, i assume you can use google. search for shelters for homeless people nearby.
buying a house is more important,. shift to a smaller place, or small town or whatever. work there for abit and keep investing money while you're at it. in a decade you'll be ready to go back to the city.
that's called humanity, retard. i mean i agree, men do not get help as easily as women do, but hey you should help whoever you come across that needs help.

Yes, it's called being homeless in a snowstorm, you can play it by not paying rent during the winter(a bit of rng is involved for the snow part).

In the process of doing this, and there's people at a YMCA who let me use their showers, kind souls.
I reall appreciate it but I really have to decline. I don't know how to make a bank account at all and even if I did none of them are open right now (It's 3:20 am where I am) plus you really don't have to keep your money, maybe it's depression but I think I deserve this for letting my dad die without ever checking up on him. This is my punishment for not being the kind of person I should've been.

Bruh instead of buying 2 days at a hotel buy a bus ticket down south

try silent hill or cry of fear

good, i work nights with a homeless guy and that was his thinking too. hopefully you can get full time off the bat but anything is helpful