ITT: the most evil thing you've ever done

ITT: the most evil thing you've ever done

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Ejaculated in my college roommates protein powder and mixed it all together. He deserved it though

I bullied some teachers whilst securing my position at the school. Eventually one couldn't sleep anymore, another cried every lesson, and so on. I did this all by myself, my classmates hated every second of it. Some of them failed these classes because of me

when i was in middle school i used to destroy computers in the computer lab for fun. i used various methods like ripping off keys, spraying deodorant into the computer, and cutting cords with scissors. i damaged or destroyed at least 20 total. the school said they'd expel whoever was doing it but i never got caught somehow. they also said the "student destroying school property" did at least 8,000 dollars worth of damage lol

i bet you're also really ugly

Emailed nudes of my ex to her dad and grandpa. They got to see their little princess all grown up and spread wide

I did very similar things, used to fuck up any school computer I could get my hands on, used to use a linux live usb ti go in and change the program name that runs when you hit shift 5 times so instead of sticky keys it would open command prompt in the user login page. We could then create an admin account and fuck with anything we wanted. It's like h something.exe.

What happened next? Did they say anything? Pics?

The old man didn’t reply. Her dad sent a long angry email back lol didn’t matter what it said I knew he had seen the pics

Oh shut up you South Korean cunt! Your dirty prime minister can’t make your country any better! Just admit the new N. Korea leader so beauty and make you wanna fck her vagina.

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Stole nude pics from the computer I was fixing of a friend of my gf at the time.

I had found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. We lived together for 2 years. I decided to keep my mouth shut about it. She didnt know I knew and she kept screwing the guy. One night I got her excessively drunk/high and we started messing around, got her clothes off. Then I talked her into letting my rottweiler lick her pussy.. I said come on, it will be so hot to see. Noone will ever know. She was so trashed,, she agreed to it. I took pictures.. the next day I exposed her cheating, and kicked her out. The dozens of pictures I took, I copied them on multiple flash drives and handed them out to a bunch of people. I left several in random public bathrooms around town, including the store she worked in. She ended up losing her job, and humiliated. She moved out of state the same year.

What did she do to deserve that? Cheat on you or something?

Made a digital copy of my parents sextape I found when I was 13. Showed it to my friends.

Lol naw I was just having a bad day.

asshole

Fucking genius

When we were kids, me and my cousin (10 and 8) stuck action figures up our asses and gave it to a friend (4) whose family was visiting. We told him if he sniffed and licked the action figures, he would gain powers. The look on that poor kids face will never leave me

Yup. Classic incel behavior.

This guy is a dick.
This guy is a god. Cheating scum deserve everything they get. Well done user.

let a suicidal guy die because he was annoying. all those bullshit white guilt ads about checking up on those people you know how show warning signs don't take into account how much fucking work some people are. I have my own shit to deal with and I gave my advice. he wasn't even nice to me for engaging with him, yet he kept acting so pathetic when no one talked to him.

maybe he was a closet case or something who knows. I suspected him of killing small animals for fun, so I figure it all kinda washes out karma wise. Atleast I was three enough to keep him from shooting up a school but i don't feel bad for him dying.

He made jokes at my expense in front of my mom. fuck you m8, I didn't even invite you over.

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I'm okay with calling this based.

Lol, that is disgusting but so fucking funny. Did you see the kid again? Do you think he remembers that and realises now what you made him do?

So basically you sexually assaulted someone twice? Faggot. Learn to lay good pipe and mayne she won't need to get fucked by someone who doesn't immediately jump to "imma get my rotty to lick her pussy when shes drunk cuz im mad"

Exposed some random Facebook woman online to a bunch of degenerate incest Larper on rabb.it(back when it was still a thing)I was pretending to be her son and would post her fb pics along with some random nudes similar to her body type when I accidentally posted the full link to her fb page. Now most people into that sort of thing choose to consciously suspend disbelief, most of the guys in the chat did that but one asshole genuinely thought she was my mom and texted her. Worst part of all was that she did have a teenage son. The days that followed that incident I would agonisingly check her page to see if she had deleted it and after a few days her son's page was completely gone and hers no longer had any images.
Tfw some random mom thinks her teen son harbours Incestuous feelings towards her all because of my degeneracy

eat shit and die you insect.

eat shit and die you idiot

newfag white knights are bad, but incest LARP is cancer

She agreed to let me put nicotine patches on her body while we fucked so that I could get her "addicted" to me fucking her. I brought it up as a domination thing, knowing she'd dig it but I was NOT prepared for how it would actually play out. She was a non-smoker at that point and watching what a whore she became for me was pretty fucking great for a month or two. Would not recommend.

I fucked my dead best friend's widow several times daily for like 6 months beginning about a month after he died. I don't know if I'd call it evil but I felt bad, poor girl was distraught and just needed someone and something. All our mutual friends left her out to dry and no one was there for her. She eventually told one of her girlfriends who flipped and told everyone. Lost a shit load of lifelong friends over it and eventually just exiled myself across the country. Widow's doing much better though, I think she got engaged again.

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Got a girl passed out drunk, undressed her, took pics, posted them here.

Another girl, who was super hot, and always flirting when not having a bf, i sent an email pretending to be another apologizing for having an affair with him. They had a big b crisis, but she married him anyways :(

I've heard of this before but surreptiously. Always wondered how itd play out.

Reason why?

Kek

definitely the worst

bahaha fucking cope faggot

Sounds like you did a good thing and helped her move on, if your buddy cared about her I'm sure he'd be thankful in the long run.

Maybe the reason she was cheating is because you're such a cunt

when I was 14 and riddled with hormones I fingered my grandma's vagina once. She had Alzheimer's. Never got caught.

It was a lot of fun for a while. Watching someone become dependant on nicotine isn't so bad, but when your girlfriend needs it to cum you can play around with it some, but it gets out of hand fast. I legitimately fucked with that girls brain chemistry without realizing the full extent of what I was doing. She's an incredibly angry person and a heavy smoker nowadays and apparently cannot achieve orgasm 90% of the time.

It gets worse I wasn't even into incest just a fag that wanted to make random people cum thinking about sick stuff

>the look on that poor kids face will never leave me
And the smell of your shit will never leave him

This, but it was te nudes of some kids I had a beef with and sent them to his mom using my catfish account

You can't do that without him noticing it afterwords you liar faggot

In middle school I had this gachapon bubble with vaseline around the rim and I put a packet of koolaid in there and an alkaseltzer tablet. I broke into this popular kid's locker and poured some water in the capsule and sealed it before placing it into the locker and closing it. Leter when the kid opened his locker he started crying and ended up transferring to a different school.

I've told people that for years and never once had someone understand my reasoning. Thankyou user.

>afterwords
he probably didn't tell him, fagtron

Damn, I pray for you and for her. You both need it

how the fuck is that evil?

Post the pics, maestro

I record girls I know pissing and showering in my house and post it on the internet next to their Facebook pictures.

I've also blackmailed girls into sending me nudes before.

When I was about 13 my buddy down the street had nudes of his girlfriend so I saved them onto my laptop and blackmailed her for literally hundreds more nudes. There was times it was like she enjoyed it, but I was having her write 'whore' and 'slut' on herself and stick tv remotes in her pussy. After I had lived out every weird gross fantasy I could think of I took all of it and sold it to some pervert from the college in our town. Not sure what came of it but I was too busy taking all my friends to the arcade to care

No problem user. You know what happened, I'd they don't understand that's on them. I hope you find real happiness of your own some day. If not, you can always move to Alaska and shoot wolves for a living like Liam Neeson in The Gray.

I once downloaded a torrent and didn't seed afterwards...

When I was around 15 got into a fight with my older brother about whose turn it was to help mom do chores around the house. Brother found some lame excuse that he had to study for a project mom naturally took the side of her precious model student son so I ended up getting the sort end of the stick once more.
Next day brother had already gone at the beach with his friends( so much for that project) I had started cleaning and mopping when mom told me that since I was such a good boy she d take some burden off my shoulders by cleaning.... Brother's room
Get so pissed off but since I had always been passive aggressive I never engage others directly when in anger mode.
Throw mop down go to brother's room, while mom was outside getting cleaning supplies, computer is still open, turn screensaver off, go to his porn stash where I know he has nudes of himself, find a full body and face one he had and make it go fullscreen, leave
Mom goes in, his room casually starts mopping the floor wait a few mins and hear her gasp"jesus christ.."
Walk inside the room her eyes still glued on the screen her mouth gaping.
"wanted any help" I ask her feigning ignorance
She let's out a small scream of surprise and turns around trying to adjust her glasses
"oh ahem I.. Yeah why don't u take over"
She looks so flustered and confused her entire face has turned red. Handles me the mop and just leaves not saying another word
I start mopping again while trange sensation of guilt and satisfaction overtakes my body. Honestly the sickest shit I ve done

How can you have the nerve to show your face here, you twisted fucker

Holy shit that's a good one. Did anything ever come of it?

You got me choked up faggot that's like an ideal for me and my newish gf of 8 months. I just showed her your post and she said "what the fuck who is this get outta my head." I hope you have a great week man.

Probably when me and a few friends gang raped our classmate in 10th grade.

We were on a trip to a poor Caribbean country, to build a library for an orphanage. The second night we got drunk on their shitty rum.

A small group of us went to the top of a nearby hill, where the ruins of an old dictators palace were. We drank more, watched the city below, then Alice, this 90lb asian girl starts climbing on everyone trying to kiss them.

So we bent her over a dusty table and each took a turn. She loved it, but not the next day obviously. I still consider it a miracle that the adults/chaperones never found out. She'd randomly start crying during the rest of the trip, and when people asked her what was wrong she made the excuse that she was going to miss the orphans.

Dont think I got away with it though, Karma is real and Im paying for what I did that night in other ways.

your brother got to fuck your mom, dude

If this were real it'd be pretty cool

how did karma get you

What other ways, that's the most ominous shit I've ever heard user

You too, user. Best of luck to the both of you.

I used to wait in the field leading to my university halls at 3-4am and when a drunk girl on her own walked through I used to run up and force finger them then run off.

I had to stop once the police were stationed there

Awesome, thats a fun memory for u, and a tramatic memory for them. Worked out great ;)

My friend leant me his memory stick once, I put loads of fucked up porn on it and then pretended it was already there. It spread all around the school that this guy liked to jerk it to quadruple amputee porn.

Oh look, a pair of niggers

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Lights on or off?

Both

Absolutely!
Mostly they screamed so I had to run but one was either too wasted or enjoying it and just collapsed on the floor and let me keep going. Fingered her ass a bit but then saw people in the distance and had to leave.

>everyone got drunk
>girl got slutty
>everyone banged her and she enjoyed it while it was happening
>rape

are you fucking retarded? get this fake sjw story out of here.

We get pussy ;)
One way or another

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Disgusting

Good for you, im proud of you.
U should of cut their fucking throats though

LOL

hell yes, that rocks. youre a hero

top kek

Did sort of something similar when I was 15. Parents would leave me home alone to look after grandma who had alzheimer's coupled with anxiety but lived alone in the floor above since she could still somewhat look after herself(she 71). used to look after me before alzheimer's so she d often come downstairs and watch TV or sit next to me while I was playing on my computer. She d always visit at the worst possible time, when I was in the toilet jerking off(those were the only days I had the house all to myself). One of those days she kept interrupting me mid masturbation I was becoming increasingly frustrated so I just let her watch TV on her own(house md was the only show she could somewhat remember) and went to the room where the computer was to watch some porn and get rid of my incessant horniness. Few minutes passed got lost watching porn completely failing to notice grandma walking in. When I finally did i covered myself up quickly, she was unfazed and kept walking towards me and then casually sat on the chair next to me my boner still quite visible. I tried swooing her away but she just would not leave. Horniness and anger got the better of me, I just casually pulled my meat out in front of her and started jerking off thinking she d freak out, leave and then forget about it. To my surprise she kept sitting next to me just smiling as I was stroking, must have been the combination of alzheimer's dissociation and sedatives or she probably thought I was grandpa or smth. I started getting cockier putting on a show for her dangling my cock back and forth, smiling back at her and even asking her if she likedbit, to which she just nodded and kept smiling like an idiot. Started stroking faster and before long I started shooting my goo all over my belly. Guilt and panic immediately settled in but grandma seemed to have snapped out of it as well
"you made a mess I ll get you a towel"
Not worth mentioning that se forgot to bring the towel.

You fucking degenerate

spot the white knight

Ngl don't know if that was due to my pathological jealousy but around the same time I had developed this suspicion that mom had provided my brother with sexual favours when he was going through some rough times in school to keep him from dropping out

yep

Like what?

what are you doing man

meta gay?

Yeah sort of

kek, not the worst thing, but certainly fucked up.

Well we wanted to start a fire so we did and it went outta control and spread to a close neighborhood. One house started to burn before firefighters came. Nobody got hurt but the house was destroyed. The most evil part is that we didn't call for help we just ran away. I was 15, young and stupid.

It wasnt your fault, it was the fires fault. You only lit one little flame

Post her nudes everywhere so that her friends and colleagues see

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i told a girl if we fucked i'd give her some of my stash, but afterward i sweettalked her and cuddled her to sleep, then dipped and never saw her again

As a joke, I slit open a ketchup packet and told some nerdy kid some cute girl was trying to say hi to him. He stood up and looked around and I dropped the packet on his seat. When he sat back down I left. I saw him slinking out of school a while later with his backpack on and a huge red stain on the back of his pants, people pointing and laughing. I still feel bad about that.

Hahaha look at this virgin raging because someone threw something he’ll never have

That pic is amaizing.
Turned me on like crazy.

i pretend to be a jew on pol and say that they're too late to stop us

Notice how the user was gleefully happy to hand out pics that at the time would obviously identify her, but doesn’t accompany the tale with pics on an anonymous message board. Sad larp is sad

So what?

I bait on kik, I also harass others by sending nudes or really dirty messages

I was in London. Saw a sign for a “model” at a Soho walk up. Met by the maid who described the girl and asked me what I wanted. I said anal. Paid 80 pounds. Girl comes in. She looks 16. East European. When I try to sodomize her she seems really confused and says no. I try to explain to her that I paid for anal I don’t want to put it in her vadge. She says no. I call for the maid and tell her that girl won’t do anal. Maid says “oh yes she will.” Maid yells at girl and let’s her know that she must allow me to fuck her ass. Girl assumes the position. While the maid watches I sodomize the shit out of this poor Eastern European teen. Girl cries. There is poop. When I am done maid yells at girl for pooping on my dick. Best 80 pounds I ever spent.

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Jonathan is that you?

Finally a true Christian

Not sure if evil, but lived with my aunt, my cousin (f) lived there too. One day I went into my cousin's room and found her digital camera with nothing on it, but took the SD card out and ran Recuva on it, got lucky. One single pic was able to be recovered. She was sitting down in front of the mirror in her room, legs spread, pussy lips held open, pink socks, pink pussy. It was so nice.

Of course, I don't have that picture anymore, but god damn. That was the best fap of that year for sure.

Another time, I stole a black g-string from the apartment complex's laundromat and fapped into that.

God dam the thirst is real.

Sounds messy, but what does this do? inb4 mustard gas

That's not evil, I think, that's reasonable.

imugur link?

hahahahahahahhaha

what is that set of random numbers

user i gotta know that is

is that Shkreli

None of this is really evil, mostly sad edgy cringe teen shit. The rottweiler licking the pussy is heroic. I too posted girls nudes. Got a few girls addicted to drugs. Stole from a lot of people, broke into houses and cars, stole cars. I didn't participate but a 15yo got a train ran on her in the trap house. Saw a guy get his head blown off over nothing basically. Let others take the fall for shit I did. Never raped or anything cause the girls were easy, but was definitely a creep. Of all I've done and all I've read in this thread I don't see anything truly evil. Some wierd and fucked up shit, sure, evil? no. Im not impressed

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>still can't use tor to post without giving away your shekels with a trace

guess i won't be posting then

>be (you)
>write bullshit greentext on le epic Zig Forums xd
>unfunny
>untrue
Fuck off

It will sound kinda naive and innocent but it sorta is the wildest thing I did as a teen. we were 12-13 me and my cousin wanted to pull a prank on his older brother while he was showering in their outdoors shower. Instead his mom walked in and we ended up seeing everything since we had to wait for her to turn the water on before leaving otherwise she d hear us.
Once we were in a safe spot away from the shower we just started laughing and saying how gross the whole thing was. We d never admit that we found an older person sexy let alone my aunt/his mom.

Go home kid. You about as funny as colon cancer

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Kinda intentionally exposed myself to my mom as a 15 year old

When I was 17 my best friend ditched me for some druggy kid in school that was popular with the girls.

One day we were all sitting together and druggy kid accidentally left his notebook containing all his college applications and information in it, on my stuff

I found it that night when I got home, and never gave it back to him

The next day at school he was in a panic because lots of homework and other stuff was in that notebook and he outroght said he'd probably be fucked trying to get into college now. He had no idea it was me who had it.

I never gave it back and he never went to college. I think hes a waiter or something now, its been 15 years. I dont even think he was able to march at graduation.

He stole my best friend, and got him addicted to drugs. So I dont feel bad at all

Girlfriend and I stayed with her sister for a few days. I've always found her sister way hotter than gf. Stole gfs sisters used panties. Masturbated while smelling them and then came into her super expensive face moisturizing mask. I came shitloads knowing she was gonna be wearing my cum on her face.

Forgot to post pic. This is gfs sister

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spot the jap

Ended up correctly guessing a girls email password and went on and discovered she'd been responding to craigslist personal adds for "modeling" with sending nudes of her self and also that she'd been sexting people on WhatsApp. I saved a few of the pics and videos on my old macbook but it won't turn on anymore and I have no idea how to get stuff off the hard drive

melbourne shit

>walking with some of the boys
>see random cunt
>looks at us werid
>we drill him
>take his phone, wallet, and keys
>we force him to unlock his phone
>bank details....and what not
>let him go
>im going through his phone
>google maps 0.0
>home address is saved
>we go to his house and run through it
>steal his ps4, smash all his shit, steal bunch of shit from his house

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>keeping fb filename
Your life is now over ;^)

kek. you just don't understand the true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists… with a twist.
we don't care if they were innocent (who is truly innocent, anyway)
we just want to watch the world burn

Expose Him

>threw granade during operation enduring feeedom. blew up commarades didnt mean it i thought they were enemy. pretended enemy threw nade. walked out no court marshall

niger detected

huhuhu same!!!! i also think irl and rust are the same thing omgggg!!!!!!
do u have a

post pics here fag

>helping suicidal people is white guilt

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sethc.exe
HC stands for Windows NT High Contrast Invocation

Damn

Karma is nothing but a self-fulfilling prophecy, so get over it.

Besides, her fault for getting drunk. She learned her lesson.

Couldn't blame him if I wanted

I know her. Wow

Fuck i hope you're not 28, this is some of the worst shit i've ever read

Many states/countries have now banned "revenge porn". Nowadays this user would be considered a sex criminal.

Lol you got back at your brother by getting him laid you dumbass

Curb-stomped my best friend after beating the shit out of him then moved states

How do you know her?

Fucking up my gpu and getting attacked by fucking space invaders in return

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Honestly you probably did him a favor because he would have just ended up in the same place but with debt.

That's not evil , that's a terrible accident.

> a pretty cute teacher in my school. class is split in half to go to the library. I'm with the class still in the classroom. Teacher goes to the library because of problem kid/class clown. Another teacher is monitoring the class.
> Me, bored. Look at the teachers desk, her phone. Know I have time and curiosity is overwhelming. Get phone, ask sub to use the restroom.
> Burning through her pics, nothing of note. Got to messages. Pictures in Messager to BFs - oh shit!
> Tap on picture - what are my options? Airdrop - Open my iphone - Airdrop - Accept
> Rinse - Repeat
> Back to class, put phone back
> That evening masturbation becomes my new religion
> Feeling like the man for weeks! Downloaded off the phone but kept 1 hot one on it like an ass
> At lunch, taking pics, Airdopping with friends. Think it might be cool to crop her photo down and Airdrop it.
> Like a forest fire that shit rips through the school. Before the school day ends, she's removed from class, all students are in a lockdown.
> Delete the one I had. Lots of kids questions, no one knows who the source was but anyone who was named is counseled and receives detention.
> The original photo had her spread eagle, with her fingers spreading her vag, with only a bra on.
> I had it cropped down to just her bra and head.

does your brother have a nice dick?

He's an insufferable faggot and has no father

>I fucked my dead best friend's widow several times daily for like 6 months beginning about a month after he died. I don't know if I'd call it evil but I felt bad, poor girl was distraught and just needed someone and something.
That's not even cheating and probably helped her emotionally by comforting her

Sounds like you were the only one fucked...

Whoops, good luck starting your new life you dumb cunt haha

>Expose Him
please no sir. I'll send u nudes

Resisted several opportunities to kill myself

Smeared my shit all over the windshield of my depressed, psychotic, alcoholic, Karen bitch of a neighbor’s car just because I was sick of her shit. Two weeks later she killed herself. Turns out she had a hormone imbalance from a hysterectomy and never found the right pills to help her lol. No one knows it was me who did it, not even my wife.

My mom commited suicide because of this too, I hope! When you are passing through to the white gates I hope you remember why you didn't get in.

Oh hi Jeff.

Catfished multiple 13 year olds. Had them send nudes and do absolutely sick, sick things for me and they get REALLY attached and think they love me. Then just block them and move on without any notice. I know i've broken some of them for life.

School

Which school?
Got any more of her or friends?

I once stole a random kid’s iPhone and never gave it back some years ago

I once killed a frog for no good reason

SGS
I have nothing. Just interesting to know if she knows

Convinced the women I was cheating with to get an abortion because that’s the only way we could things the right way.

I was once unkind and did not rewind. Blockbuster banned me for life. I still can't go in there!

Yo I'm done with this fucking website.

Did you know her well?

there aren’t many blockbusters around anymore

Yeah. Heads up her old school friends are probably the most toxic females to exist in that area. Do you come from the same place as her or just uni/work?

I know her from University

How so?

He was at least 7'5, when i first stumbled upon his nudes I was kinda shocked, I had always thought we d be around the same size but we weren't,he also didn't have phimosis

They were that serious about keeping me out, they shuttered most of their stores!

So, you're saying you anally raped a child. Yeah, I guess that's pretty bad

They’re just desperate to act like a fuckin girl band and deffo want a SJW moment that this kinda exposure would provide.

Maybe I stop then and not give them the satisfaction

so contact her and fucking tell her, you coward.
easy to do anonymously.

Regret is not rape, seems like she consented

Nigga you gay.

Meh you do you bud. Pretty sure her pictures are on some non porn website anyway. Don’t want people to see your tits then don’t ride a bike with them out. I’d personally be entertained with the Facebook reaction from them all cus of this

Dunno

xcz

Justice, well played.

These days illegal, but still not unjust

but why would he have pics like that?
is he gay?
nttawwt

>Dont think I got away with it though, Karma is real and Im paying for what I did that night in other ways.

A grown-up enters the thread.

They are all on Flickr anyway

sad

Oh shit where

>I was 15, young and stupid.
15 is WAAAAY too old to pretend you didn't call for help because you were "young and stupid".