Anons with large dicks, how quickly does your "reputation" spreads once a girl gets to see your tool...

>moid friends
what's that?

Its just your gf, my chick can take huge dick all the time. Kind of scary and hot at the same time.

How do you not bottom out?

I first found out I was above average in like 10th or 11th grade when my then GF mentioned it to a mutual guy friend who then not-at-all subtly brought it up all the time until eventually after months all my friends and acquaintances knew. I hadn't really seen other dicks up close in person so it didn't seem like anything special to me. A few girls were definitely more interested after that happened but it was highschool, so I'm not sure if it was actually related to the monsterdong rumor getting out or just that everyone was getting more confident and sexually active anyways. It was kinda weird that people I didn't even know that well were talking about my shlong, but I guess I'd rather them be saying it's big than saying it's short.

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life isn't porn with girls just cooing left and right for an extra few inches.
If you do that because of double D's you are sad, girls are the same.
mine bleeds but if you get fat because of quarantine you'll lose an inch (i need to get back in shape)

My ex used to do the same thing whenever she goes out with her girlfriends. Whenever she does I pretend to feel uncomfortable, but in reality I appreciate the free advertisement. No of her friend group knows how big my dick is and when we first started dating she showed her best friend.

It’s interesting knowing all these girls know what I have and how much detail they know. They don’t know I know though.

Also my ex told me she has told her friends I am the biggest out of all her past boyfriends. Ya she is a big mouth with even a little alcohol no secrets lol

Oh ya I forgot to add. No anal. Im too thick for it sadly. Not a big anal fan just always wanted to try once

9.5
depends on the group and if they know you.

spreads quick especially younger women. Dont notice jelousy because i dont think guys really believe it

yeah a bit turned on but cautious. just slowly warm up and its all fine after a little discomfort

which size do you got? like bpel?

You sound like a good dick is being wasted attached to such a huge faggot lol

A girl I was sleeping with told all the girls that we worked with that my dick was huge even though she was catching feeling, I ended up fucking her best friend in front of her and now I'm engaged to the bestfriend

From my experience, my ex didn't talk about it to anyone, at least not that I'm aware of, word does spread like wildfire once you're single and just having causal hookups tho.

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you know what girls say and whats objectivly true arnt corrolated? right?

every girls says every dick is the biggest (no really user its sooo big)
>o-oh user b-be gentle its so big.. uwu

but we love the lie

when did this become little dicks thread?

thats what 7? 7.5?

Wtf lol

little of 8in and 7 inch around. In highschool my nickname was horse cock. It's not that its THAT big but in a small town it was bigger than most girls had seen. I was always asked to show everyone at parties. the 90's were a different time. Girls liked to look but only a few wanted to try it out. I had 2 girls in my life (slept with 43 total) tell me it was too big and they didn't want to do it. I smoothed talked them and convinced them they would be fine. The one girls eyes crossed as I slid in the first time. Actually funny and hot at the same time.

I'm not sure to be honest. The last time I actually measured it was back in highschool and I can't even remember what it was. I'd measure now but I'm at work and don't really have a place to go do it at the moment

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sorry to hear about your autism user, life must be hard sometimes

Micropeen larper detected

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Oh ok user didn’t think about that thanks

more often they're intimidated by it

no u

give me something to bar up and i'll timestamp a 9

in all seriousness though, this is average/above average right? like an 8 or 9 (cant tell without base)

dont let it get in your head.

it absolutly fucks me up because all i can think of is how im being lied to at the time...

even when you ask them not to "act" but its also part of how they work too.. they need the act not just the mechanics

To be fair, user didn't say it was his dick that is huge.

We don't care about your small dick.

Sorry you're a manlet and your 9 looks bigger compared to your tiny body user. Seethe and cope.

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thats a shame, you grew up to sound just like your mother..
how is she?

>seriously though, how does it feel to have a small dick? does i occupy alot of headspace?

Whatever you say user

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>your mom lol
Ok user

9 is 9 fatty. :)
kek
>measuring tape starts at 2inches
>no shrub

9 is still bigger than your 7.5 user

besides chicks dig abs. just ask them

>besides chicks dig abs
they do, nothing gets them wetter than a big dick + abs
post abs if you dont mind?

LOL
>Has the beginning of the ruler rolled up to the 2 inch mark.
>Drags the ruler way back behind the base of his schlong
>dick starts at the 2.5 inch mark and ends at 9

Congrats, you have a 6.5 inch dick.
Go play pretend somewhere else assuming you're the one in the video lmao.

after the abuse here?

maybe

beg for me cuck. im too limp after seeing these weak dicks

I'm 7.5" x 5.5" and my girlfriend loves anal. The key is to start very slow. Lube is a must, at least before she's used to it.

eh you don't have to post dick I was more curious about abs
also, did you make any posts replying to OP? Wonder what your experience with women has been.