Guess My Crime

Guess My Crime

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Too much love.

assault/drug possession

drowning retards in an inflatable swimming pool

These eyebrows

Attempted growth of a uni brow. Maximum sentence not to exceed 364 days in county pokey. Judge grants clemency to fellow jailmates for group buttrape.

Voted democrat

Wonderwall

YOU ARE THE WINNER

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rape

Buggery

Aggrivated assault or domestic violencce?

you shot a black guy who was jogging

oh definitely something sexual. public masturbation at a park?

probably just a DUI. it's the only thing whites get with any regularity.

being ugly lul

who you calling ugly

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indecent exposure at a highway rest stop

at, like, 2 in the morning

Rape

Kek

not being Compliant to Homophilia Agenda, & Proving you like the opposite sex alot

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Raped a dog. And a cat. And a 74-year old man. At the same time.

looks like your making up for something bro

hahahahaha look at that manscaped beard. ridiculous

Rampant destruction of drywall.

sex with the neighbors cat

Demon evocation

Aggravated Jewery.

Aggravated indecent exposure with intent to moisten yoga pants

Child Porn

Lead singer in a shitty Oasis cover band