Guess My Crime
Guess My Crime
Too much love.
assault/drug possession
drowning retards in an inflatable swimming pool
These eyebrows
Attempted growth of a uni brow. Maximum sentence not to exceed 364 days in county pokey. Judge grants clemency to fellow jailmates for group buttrape.
Voted democrat
Wonderwall
YOU ARE THE WINNER
rape
Buggery
Aggrivated assault or domestic violencce?
you shot a black guy who was jogging
oh definitely something sexual. public masturbation at a park?
probably just a DUI. it's the only thing whites get with any regularity.
being ugly lul
who you calling ugly
indecent exposure at a highway rest stop
at, like, 2 in the morning
Rape
Kek
not being Compliant to Homophilia Agenda, & Proving you like the opposite sex alot
Raped a dog. And a cat. And a 74-year old man. At the same time.
looks like your making up for something bro
hahahahaha look at that manscaped beard. ridiculous
Rampant destruction of drywall.
sex with the neighbors cat
Demon evocation
Aggravated Jewery.
Aggravated indecent exposure with intent to moisten yoga pants
Child Porn
Lead singer in a shitty Oasis cover band