What is your hobby?

What is your hobby?

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Opiates and shitposting

What kind of opiates? I used to use opium.

Work.
70 to 80 hours a week.
By the time I get home, its time for bed. If I'm lucky enough to get a Sunday off, I do laundry, as much cooking for the week as I can, and cleaning.

Good work ethic, that is definitely something to be proud of.

Had I had discipline when I was younger, I wouldn't have to work so hard now. Live and learn.

Gardening. I have 40 rose bushes, and I'm currently working on a butterfly garden.I just ordered some monarch caterpillars and am going to try to raise them on some milkweed plants outside.

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Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
Silva: So what's yours?
Bond: Resurrection.
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Posting mutilated dicks in "Rate my dick" threads
Also posting pope francis sometimes

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>What is your hobby?
Praying for death.

Exercise

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Masturbating

You better not do it on Zig Forums

Weed

competitive masturbation

1v1 dick beating only

hacked dick assist

Been playing some chess lately but have lots of hobbies.

Drinking, smoking, thinking...

Vid ya, golf but kinda lost interest, ehh maybe a few others

Want to see how a real man beats his fucking meat? Hand me your dick, kid. Let a true master at his craft show you how it's done.

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How do you win at this?

Isn’t everyone a winner?

g-gee uncle mike, th-thanks for helping me out

it is not enough that i succeed. Others must fail

>hanging out in the omegle video chat pvp area
>some dumbass newb gets matched with me
>has some nice size but his form is total shit
>i cum in like 5 seconds, pretty good at this after playing competitive for five years
>guy rage quits and disconnects right after
>lol scrub get pwned

kek

I used to go on omegle using videos of camgirls to fuck with dudes. This one dude I watched jack off for like 2 minutes, and right as he was a bout to cum I switched on a video of a dog getting fucked in the ass lmfao.

Me and my friend also got this dude to pull out his dick, and as soon as we did we switched to that one gif of the room full of black dudes laughing kekk. Dude literally ran out of frame with his pants around his ankles and dick out.

No homo obviously.

ITT: dick beating general

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Vidya and jerking it

amateur fartknocking

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Sex with your mom and dad