Europe is the Australia of wasps.
Europe is the Australia of wasps
Dylan Lopez
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Xavier Reed
nonsense. europe is the france of anything
Justin Mitchell
Those European Hornet are some big fuckers
i remember chilling at home with my ex, we're casually watching something on the TV, when one of these fuckers come buzzing inside
I screamed like a little girl and noped the fuck outta there, heck i even closed the door before my ex could make it
Kayden Myers
tbh I only saw german yellowjacket, others are almost nonexistant
Blake Cooper
They are completely harmless, though. They have no interest in you or the stuff you eat. Yellowjackets, on the other hand, are complete assholes and do want your shit.
Nicholas Lewis
no need to get outta there as long as there isn't a swarm. just slap the bitch and she will fuck off. they can't sting midflight.
Brody Gutierrez
based stingy bois
Angel Smith
yeaa these fuckers can be scary how they check you out doing fly bys but they really are harmless unless you panic and try to hit em or become agitated. just keep cool and they fly away, big fuckin deal
Ian Morgan
European Hornets sound like someone is operating a lawnmower.
Which is pretty terrifying when you hear it outside your window of your 9th-floor flat.
Ayden Edwards
As a German, I mostly see yellowjackets (easily 80%), sometimes a bee, and rarely a bumblebee. The others are super rare. That being said I was actually stung by a bumblebee once. It was below my chair, I tried to adjust it, noticed something fuzzy, touched it to figure out what it was, felt a TINY sting - and a bumblebee lazily flies off. Turns out they can sting if they have something to brace against. Who knew...
Aiden Jackson
common wasp is not on the list.
vespa vulgaris is a real fuckin asshole
Justin Johnson
thanks guys, you have now cured my irrational fear of european hornets, if only i knew it back then, maybe i'd still have my ex?
and yes, yellow jackets are asshats, especially when they have chilled too much at the fermented apples that have fallen
Christian Garcia
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Jeremiah Hernandez
Pretty sure we had a nest of european hornets somewhere inside our summerhouse, because for years during summer there would be tons of those fuckers hanging around and they'd go somewhere inside through random holes and shit.
We didn't get stung once, they seem to not give a flying fuck about people, but when one of them gets inside it's still kind of creepy because the sound they make when they buzz and hit walls is just fucking weird. It sound way too loud and thumpy for an insect. Like you can hear the size of those fuckers. Also it's scary because they seem to freak out a bit when inside.
Nathaniel Phillips
They want your lemonade and they're willing to shank you for it.
Samuel Flores
That's because the entirety of continental Europe, from Portgual to the Russian border, is rightful french territory.
Jace Kelly
the only time i've been startled by an insect was when a dragonfly landed on my kne. that fucker was huge. looked like this guy but blue
Nolan Gray
>be in military
>some kinda assembly
>everybody at attention
>wasp thinks my ear is a nice spot to rest
>don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there don't crawl in there
>now a big ass black fly shows up, too
>right in my face
>fucking hate flies
>wasp gets up and kamikazes the thing
>wasp takes it apart and flys off with it's reward
>tanks waspbro
Logan Taylor
Indeed i just give em a good slap mid air and they are in dazedcity ready to fuck off
Noah Lee
If i get fucked over for slapping an european hornet because some niggers on bee told me to, i will hunt both of you down
And mark my words, i will have a duffle bag full of european hornets with me.
Xavier Reed
They are best transported in a briefcase.
Austin Robinson
>putting the flying cow and fluffy flying cow among fucking bzzzzt niggers
Jayden Lewis
>bee
also, don't worry. those bitches are attracted to me for some reason and i slap them all the time. they figure i don't want their attention and they fuck off. don't quote me out of context btw.
Jeremiah Phillips
nice cope, napoleon
Ryder Scott
"don't quote me out of context btw." - you, 2020
Kayden Torres
>Wasps
>Posts bees
Nig
Cameron Bennett
No you didn't
Bumblebees bite
Grayson Young
Jace Brooks
>NB4 muh chink hornets
put your dick back in its cage bud
Yuro hornets best hornets
James Robinson
They are honestly not as big of a deal as the common retard makes them to bee.
>petted fuzzy bumblebees, they never get angry, just fly away if you are gentle
>bees never sting when you let them rest on your hands, already rescued several, dying bees with sugar water
>used to try to dodge yellowjackets, got taught to slowly move my hand towards them so they just fly away, some even sat on my face, never stung, saved a drowning one, was sure it would sting but it didn't, despite its panick
>got stung by a grey hornet because i swatted near their nest with a stick, by accident as a kid.
It was just burning but not as bad as expected, no swelling, cooled the spot with cold stones from a river.
I think i saw paper wasps and euro hornets on my vacation in the ukraine. Those euro ones were like gigantic yellowjackets but not aggro.
Ayden Johnson
When i was a kiddo there was a great mix between all of the wasps/bees on OPs picture except bald faced hornet and european hornet all around in our garden. Nowdays 90%+ of them are German yellowjackets and just like the germans in their prime these fuckers are some vicious, ruthless luftwaffe kamikazes that don't take no for an answer. I hate them with all my fucking guts.
Kayden Hill
I'll bring some ice cold bee(r)s with me too, you both definitely deserve one after pimp slapping some hornets
And noted, briefcase, and unfortunately i can't promise not to quote you out of context, it fits perfect out of context too