Recently shaved but I cant grow a normal beard because it doesn't cover my chin. I can't grow a bad beard because I'm fat and I then look like a neckbeard. I also look like shit clean shaven because of hero attempt scars. Can't do a better hero for now too.
Wat do, Zig Forums?
an hero, second attempt?
Lose weight you fat fuck, duh
Shave and lose weight. You seriously tried to neck yourself?
This
Loose weight
How's your moustache growth?
Look into minoxidil beard treatment
Can you grow a goatee
Literally says in the post that I can't atm, you dimwit. I care for my mom and shes mentally ill already, probably will die from grief. Almost did first time
Reasonable. Maybe someday when healthy food costs cheaper
No, I got drunk and cut my throat but didn't read up on it and didn't realize that the big arteries are more to the sides.
Not good, feels like my moustache is too soft so I remove it when it grows
Noted. Will look into it
You don't need to buy "healthy food" just eat less you fat fuck. CICO
my bro has the same look as you and honestly to me it looks like it'd be fine if you just clean shaved it, I don't think facial hair will look good in any form.
lose weight and I bet you'd look pretty good shaven
also, losing weight doesn't require "health foods" see what fruits and veggies are on sale and cook simple meals with meat and veggies and rice or potatoes or bread or pasta and eat proper portions and don't snack.
Eat a bigger portion if you're gonna be hungry but DONT SNACK, that's the main cause.
worry about working out when you feel like youve got your food right.
Sure, lets see the pros, cons here
Pros:
>Be more healthy while sitting in room most of the time
>Don't look like an incel
Cons:
>Live longer
>Food is shittier, can't eat as much as I want
>Have layers or excess skin, still can't show in public
>Have to be the fat fuck running in public for 200m then be out of breath
>Can't drink heavily
If i wanted a lifecoach i would be on reddit you dumb fuck, i said what should i do with my beard not how to become a gymcel. Btw eating less for fat people is literally asking them to become a kangaroo running around with a pouch.
Double chin is nearing triple chin, i would need to lose weight if i wanted to go clean shaven.
if you don't care how you look then why bother making this thread in the first place? no one is going to see you anyways right? shave and look like a thumb, or don't and look like a neckbeard. those are your only options, and neither of them matter so just pick one and shut the fuck up already
I'm looking to change my job, from being work alone to work in office, need to look presentable.
take some asprin, run warm bath, get in bath, slit wrists with razor, shoot up heroin.
>peace
Also, the question is literally which would be better, shave, no shave or shave 1-2mm regulary. If i wanted to lose weight i wouldn't be looking for the sage advice of "lol just eat less bro"
You answered your own question in your first post. You can't grow a beard so just shave. Anything else will look like shit. There is no magic third option.
i didnt start growing a full beard till i was in my mid 20s
I think the 1-2 mm look better than clean shaven. Looking for 2nd opinion. When i say I cant grow beard i mean my chin doesn't grow anything so i cant go to larger beards.
Thats encouraging, im pretty hairy in general and everyone in my family can grow a nice beard, the chin is the struggle for me currently and im gonna start going into mid twenties soon
No, it looks messy and slobby
>Food is shittier
Year of our lord 2020, falling for this scam. Also, try walking. I went from 125 kg to 80 kg in a year and most of it was through walking and light weights.
Thanks, noted.
I have probably cooked more than you and your mother combined. Not saying you can't make a great healthy meal but it comes at a price. You can stick your boiled brocoly in your ass if its the same price or more expensive as dumplings and noodles as it is in my country.
Also I'm fat because eating food is probably the only joy there is on this shit world.
how did you fail at slicing your own throat?
you are a failure at everything aren't you?
Yes, why do you think people kill themselves? Out of joy for the world? Carotid arteries are farther to sides of the throat. I basically cut the middle. Great times.