How you lost V-card thread

Saw my ex at 4th of July cookout, we got drunk and ended up fucking...good times, man

maybe? i still am not sure if traps are gay or not...

i didnt, im 25 and i work retail.
hopefully i can join the military as a perma virgin and get blown up by a fucking IED.

It was terrible.
>be 15
>friday after school
>my friend liz tells me she ran away from home due to abuse
>she asks if she can stay with me.
>dad says no
>decide to show her my super secret base in an abandoned paper mill in my town
>its got a couch and a recliner, desks, all my cigarettes stached, etc.
>thunder storm. Shes scared of lightning
>night rolls around, shes terrified. Cuddles up to me on the couch
>call dad, tell him I'm staying at a friends house.
>cuddles with liz. Never been big spoon before.
>FULLY ERECT
>liz notices. Starts kissing me.
>kiss her back, grope, etc.
>she starts giving me an over the pants handy
>fuck that
>take my pants off
>"user...I dont really know what I'm doing, I hope I'm doing it right"
>proceeds to give the worst head I'll have ever had
>"oh..yeah. sure. That's great, thanks liz".
>stop her, take her clothes off, proceed to give her the worst head she'll probably ever have.
>"user, I want to do it"
>itshappeningitshappenongitshappening
>go about having terrible awkward sex for the next hour or so before I have to stop
>dont cum.
>neither does she.
>cuddle and go to bed.
>next morning she decides to just go home.
>spend the next week trying to figure out the possibility of her getting pregnant via precum
>she tells me she's late 3 weeks later
>pray to a god I dont believe in.
>anxiety is making me physically ill because I'm a retarded 15 year old that doesnt know better
>"user, I took a test and I'm not pregnant"
>OHTHANKGOD.jpeg
>fast forward 11 years.
>still friends
>she's married, hates her husband and has two daughters.
>fucked again last February for old times sake, still wasnt great. She never did learn to give head.

>be me, 10 or 11 years old
>fem neighbor, 13 or 14, sleeps over
>we stay up late watching movies and playing vidya, never thought of her sexually before this night
>starts getting late like 2 am and everyone is asleep
>put on bruce almighty bc it's my favorite movie
>we share a bed bc close, still young
>she moves over to my side of the bed and cuddles up with me
>tells me shes liked me for a long time and wants to try something
>dumb kid, I just go along with it
>we start making out awkwardly
>pulls her pants down and mine
>gives blowjob, its high heaven for my young mind
>she gets on top and rides for god knows how long
>I take her shirt off, she takes off mine
>best god damn tits I've ever seen, the reason I have a fetish for pale ginger girls with dime sized pink nipples
>shes riding me, having the time of her life
>look at the tv for a sec, remember Bruce almighty
>watch it for like 5 min before being memorized by these c cups in front of me
>switching between tv and tits the entire time we fuck
>came buckets inside of her
>she gets off, puts her panties on and goes to sleep next to me

We dated for 8 months until I moved away and fucked during the entirety of it. She opened up and told me her uncle molested her and raped her from 10 til then. Gave her one of my big shirts for her to wear after he had his way with her. She'd come over during the night every so often wearing it and it was the cutest thing. I facebooked her and there she was, wearing it in one of her pfps still looking as beautiful as the day I left. Shes married with a kid.
To this day, I still put on Bruce almighty before hook ups to relive the moments of happiness I felt with her.

>still wasn't great. Never learned to give good head
Solid chuckle

I lost my virginity to a black weeabo cosplayer that likes dressing as naruto
>not pic related but kind of close

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I was 16, it was in the backseat of my car on a back country road. It wasn't comfortable but it was fun. Took lots of girls out on that back road.

any pics?

16. GF came over while my parents were away. The sex was good for me, but she said it hurt quite a bit. Over time the sex got better. Christian family, so she wasn't allowed birth control. Condom broke once, and I came inside of her. We dated for about 4 years. She would occasionally let me fuck her raw. Broke up with her eventually. Now she's married to a guy with a big jew nose, and a receding hairline. She's way out of his league, but our hometown is small, and the dating pool is even smaller. I wish her well, but I'm glad I didn't end up married to her.

Lost it to a fat girl, it wasn't too bad really, her pussy was really tight, felt amazing.

Nope. I used to when we were a lot younger, but I'd get V& if I still had those.

24 years old, still haven't lost it yet.
The average modern woman's behavior and low self respect is an instant turn off for me. I have been told that I'm very good looking and hit on a number of times by greasy slags, and hungry hungry harlots. I've felt uneasy and physically repulsed in every one of those instances.

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Didn't.
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>be me 17 years old
>first girlfriend
>fingering her quite heavily
>condom in wallet quivering after months of none use, I could sense it similar to how frodo senses the one ring
>uneducated in the sex, stick 3 fingers in
>gf also uneducated, moaning
>thought she liked it
>stuck 4 fingers in because fisting porn
>look down, blood upto my knuckles
>sorry sorry.jpg are you OK?
>she's fine, wants to do the sex
>have sex

Didn't know what I was doing. Did missionary for a while, then doggy, then came on her tits. Blood upto the balls as broke her hymen by trying to fist.

I came, she didn't.

I, too, live only inside of my own head.

>be me 19, few monrths from 20th birthdays
>had some close calls throuout the summer, fingering, oral etc.
>but no sex for bullshit reasons like no condoms, or no free rooms
>got female freind, 2 years older, busty-thicc blonde
>made out with each other often, though no sex yet
>basicly an on-off kinda thing
>be at the club, she is drunk, I am driving
>made out with each other that evening before
>we start talking
>she asks if I dont want to do more then making out
>say yes
>then lets do it now
>do it now?
>lets fuck
>how? were? I got no condoms
>end up asking around in the club for condoms, get some from a mutual friend
>go outside to my car, parked in front of an hardware store
>old VW Lupo, fucking small car
>she knows I am a virgin, happy to take my V-card but pretty drunk
>she wants to fuck right on the backseat
>agree
>strugle with condom
>she tells me what to do all the time
>have trouble getting and staying hard cause nervous
>some guys walk right by the humping car
>they clapp their hands and hit the car while walking by
>she enjoys it anyway
>cant realy come, very weak orgasm
>I bring her to climax with my fingers and tongue
>she enjoysed it and falls asleep in my arms
>we cuddle for like an hour, when she wakes up I drive her home
>she ends "our thing" a few days later because she met some overrated DJ

Fucked the hell out of the slut at work she moaned and moaned

> Be me, 19 years old, had h.s. gf who did everything but fuck.
> We were LD for first college year.
> There was one girl freshman year at college who I probably could have fucked if I was confident and knew what I was doing.
> Now starting second year.
> Hot girl asks me to dance at beginning of year dorm floor party.
> After, we go back to my room and make out, but she leaves when things really start to heat up.
> She comes to my room the next night.
> Another make out session.
> She doesn't leave this time.
> All our clothes come off.
> I'm between her legs, ready to slide inside. > > Ask her about BC.
> I'm on the pill, user.
> She's NOT a virgin.
> Her pussy feels so great.
> So this is what I've been missing.
> Wow.
> Fuck her for about 20 strokes before I cum. > > Stay hard and start round 2 after a few mins. > Lasts a long time.
> Round 3 later.
> She stays the night.
> YES.
> I'm in love.
> Fuck her all year.
> A few months later tell her that she took my v-card.
> Mutters under her breath: Shit, I was never going to do that again.
> Good thing I never mentioned before fucking her for a few months.
> Whew!
> P.S. Finally fucked my h.s. gf the next year when she decided she wanted to lose her v-card to me.
> Yes!
> Finally cum in her pussy.
> Almost as good as losing my v-card, lol.
> Should have started fucking pussy when I as 14....

Hookup with a cd I met off of Zig Forums lol. Got a bj and rimmed his ass.

You were the bottom werent you bitch

uncle roy sadly

Lost it to a prostitute before I turned 21. I was extremely nervous and had problems staying hard but she was really nice and gentle and I was able to relax eventually. She cuddled and kissed me plenty, gave me a raw blowjob, then we tried doggy but I was too soft and couldn't get it in, so she rode me and then let me finish missionary. When I was cumming she held me tight and stroked my back which was one of the most relaxing things I've ever felt tbh. Can't beat that afterglow.
Only downside is that I will forever have to keep this a secret from everyone including my gf.

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duh.

I don't follow, what I God's cock do you mean by that?

Maybe you're gay or even asexual?

Fucked my first gf. I was 19 lol

my ex wife

Lost it to a fat tinder chick, she was so fucking wet i felt nothing, came inside of her 4 times during a night

Post feet and anus pls deviant.

>22
>socially awkward Zig Forumstard with way too much knowledge about encyclopedia dramatica articles
>met a cosplayer who just separated from their partner
>hang out with them a couple of times at a friend's place
>eventually get the hint, go back to her place and pop 20 boners
>end up being friends with both her and her now fiancee
been with about 8 or 9 girls in the many years since then, never really dated though. just haven't met the right one I guess.