Sup ni.. fellas. Games where you can be a successful content creator, and a millionaire with a hot italian wife?

sup ni.. fellas. Games where you can be a successful content creator, and a millionaire with a hot italian wife?

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Is he a holocaust survivor?

>dyel mode
I bet he can't even bench 2 plaets lmao what a loser

>*Full-figured American enters the thread*

you must be 300 pounds. he isn't even very skinny.

wtf is this pewdiepie?
hot

found the amerilards.

Did know he was ripped, wtf

Imagine the smell

So he is going to walk the path of the techno viking....

>People in awe at how "ripped" he is
My dudes this used to be the standard male body type.
Still is in some countries

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Ok fatty? What you see on the internet isn't how most people are irl.

I am

Head too big for his small frame. He needs to bulk up.

based

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what the fuck are you doing felix you insecure NIGER

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Fixing shit, are you retarded?

did he pay for grafted-on abs?
It doesn't make sense to have such abs when the rest of his upper body is so under-developed.

At this point I'm not even sure if it's insecurity or if he just does that for the memes.
Probably both.

That's what it looks like when a lanklet flexes. The abs aren't that trained but the low body fat makes them stand out anyway.

>Felix wears Cav Empt
Maxium based

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>atrophied trapezeus muscles.
absolutely unbased.

oh yeah that's very difficult to have a nice physique when you're paying a nutruitionist and a coach daily
you fucking shitbag

Im spooky scary skeleton with height of 181 cm and weight of 51 kg

>you need money to be in shape
lmfao at your life

Dont eat burgers every day you retarded mutt

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>either you're a twink or fat
Zig Forums really is autistic. Always thinking in extremes.

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i have no idea who these are other than that pewdiepie fellow

>I can't lift so I'm going to call everone else fat
I bet you got picked on by chad when you were still in school.

pewdiepie looks like THAT?!

yup, im gay now

Who is that faggot with purple hair

Damn he fit af.
I guess when you have a life like his, sometimes gotta be filled with gettin fit.

Should I feel bad for being able to recognise those two at the front?

you missed my point
he made way less efforts to attain this physique than us, he's literally P2W

is it real?
i wonder how much money her wife got with his divorce

vtubers yes

who's the guy on the left

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I don't give a shit have guns.

Shitty European countries (outside of Switzerland and very specific countries where guns are allowed) need not apply.

All you need is A GUN.

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>working off a ladder
Fuck that shit nigger I'll let someone else do it

JackSparrow0

>Vtubers
Can't take the pic seriously

christ almighty this man could split the earth asunder with one cloven stomp

youtube.com/user/jastownsendandson

Anime girls doesn't count user. Just go back to Zig Forums

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Both if I were to guess.
Without those hed be the same height as Marzia. Probably likes being taller than her, most guys do, but he also knows its funny to joke about.

the onions american

Nah. He looks fit.

Why do so many trannies love vtubers?

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umineko

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Is Jerma the only FUN videogame content creator?

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Two wives?

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>he made way less efforts to attain this physique than us, he's literally P2W
yeah not eating garbage and doing a few pushups a day is real fuckin hard ain't it.

I don't get it, I just think watching asian girls doing stupid noises behind an avatar is not really that good lol

I already have a hot Italian wife because I am Italian

this
t. American

He's pretty fit. Good for him.

where's FBK

Based /k/ telling the truth once again.

Once you have a gun THEN and only THEN you can work on becoming an individual.

Looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing the reflection of a nogunz must be suffering.

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>Don't eat
>Have low body fat
>Do some crunches
>Get noticeable abs when flexing

>IMUH BAH A GUUHN SO I CAN PRUTEC MUH FAMLY FROM BURGLERS
>spend a lot of money on gun
>still has cheap wooden door with a primitive lock
>home burglars can still easily break in and kill them all

murica

Coombrained retard lol

>no lateral muscles
Haha Nope. pewds doesn't look fit he looks malnourished.

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rent free, obsessed, etc

>That's what it looks like when a lanklet flexes
pewdiepie ain't a lanklet, dough

Get over yourself retard

You should note that he doesn't know this because he is a chubby faggot

You will never be a woman.

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>no sseth

>balding
>bad skin
beta

>that hairline
I really hope that's not you.

Look at dem lifts , it's amazing but no ammount of money in this world can make up for a persons short comings. Hahah get fucked Pewdieshit

>lateral muscles

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based schizo trannyposter

Looks like a weird Kevin Bacon on the left and top middle images

>t. yuropoor

You have the same shitty doors but instead of you will get raped, can't defend yourself, and you will get prosecuted for the rape because the future rocket scientist that did it thought you looked racist.

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Don't you think that is a little disrespectful to Kevin Bacon?

A little bit.
But what I'm mostly saying is if that kid wasn't batshit and mutilating himself, and instead put effort into his appearance he could have looked decent.

>essay deleted from the website
Sounds legit

based mods

Well, whatever you say. I'm not staying on Zig Forums, though.

the guy on the top right reviews MREs

qt/10
ngl i would suck his pp

Is saw it too user

Is he a manlet?