quality ylyl
Quality ylyl
Samuel Williams
Levi Wilson
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is overserved, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
Samuel Scott
Jeremiah Morris
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Hudson Williams
Jack Wright
Jace Long
Colton Wright
Xavier Wright
Jayden Foster
Daniel Diaz
lol
Connor Johnson
>every single reddit mod
Ian Cooper
Quality, you say?
Anthony Lewis
literally
Gavin King
Grayson Ortiz
Cooper Parker
Is there one for "This is Christianity"?
Julian Lopez
I didn't know it was common to be colourblind in Asia
Julian Garcia
Michael Lewis
This thread is pathetic.
James Butler
Asher Collins
Hard to fit all of western civilization onto one infographic you cretinous ingrate
Jayden Miller
Justin Watson
Juan Turner
Jace Sanders
Caleb White
Jason Flores
Adam Cooper
Connor Nguyen
Owen Bell
Aaron Cooper
3 children in the class.
2 of them clones.
1 of them not actually a child, likely a midget (has the head of an adult man)
Bentley Rogers
Poisoned my tenant’s pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle him through the fence with a phone cable. He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta tenant learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.
Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time I'm getting the dose right.
Elijah Baker
Camden Sanders
Juan Wilson
Carter Reyes
asshole
Kayden Hill
Didn't happen
Levi Turner
Connor Davis
Ryder Ramirez
Parker Reed
Nathan Morgan
Gavin Myers
Nice copypasta you unoriginal faggot
Easton Morris
De Niro is a liberal you spastic retarded low educated moron Trumpfag
Kevin Flores
Parker Edwards
Jaxson Mitchell
Andrew Flores
Indonesia
Ian Moore
Brody Anderson
Please leave. It was funny the first time. It’s not funny anymore.
Charles White
Nolan Thomas
Noah Robinson
This is typical right wing "logic". Those two things have nothing to do with each other and if you sincerely think this is an argument, you should off yourself and increase the average iq by like 50 points.
Evan Clark
Juan Perry
Landon Price
Jaxson Rodriguez
False equivalence
Jordan Martinez
Gabriel Richardson
Jace Sanchez
Daniel Flores
Carter Wright
Joshua Clark
Things that never happened for $5000 Alex
Carter Martin
Julian Scott
Camden Ward
Hunter Kelly
Gavin Long
Nathan Reed
Checked
Blake Martinez
Wyatt Anderson
Dylan Cook
Robert Jackson
Bentley Fisher
Much like your dear leader, this is just dumb
Aaron Price
Adrian Walker
Justin Garcia
Jack Gonzalez
Ryder Davis
Andrew Gonzalez
Based
Austin Phillips
Dominic Scott
Tyler Peterson
Leo Bailey
>reeeeeee
perfect analogy but you niggers wanna cry. Zig Forums is such a leftist shithole these days. can't wait for trump to win again just to witness the great salting.
get fucked lefty faggot.
Andrew Sanders
Zachary Gray
Julian Mitchell
Lost
Asher Russell
Fake and gay
Cooper Morgan
>you need to wear a mask to protect yourself
>you don't need a gun to protect yourself
This is you.
Adam Perez
Landon Wood
Owen Jones
it's an awful analogy
Angel Sanchez
Sebastian Sullivan
I hate this website
Jackson Sullivan
Nolan Jenkins
Kek, fucking Nigers
Adrian Harris
Brody Allen
I would dick down at least 4 of those girls.
Hudson Murphy