celeb thread
look to the last star in the night's sky and do not yet despair
Celeb thread
Luke Evans
Adrian Murphy
BUILT FOR BBC
Ian Reyes
no u
Landon Gonzalez
Let the niggers have her, disgusting
Thomas Long
Yes, I
-am 65
-ride motorcycles
-am a parent of a nurse
-wear green
-eat ass
-pee sitting down
and was born in July
So shut up and sit down!
Leo Reyes
is it weird I want her to wear those gloves to bed if I'm ever going to fuck her?
Hudson Stewart
About the nurse?
Cooper Foster
hot
Xavier Price
You think you can take on a country music loving, CSI watching, Sprite drinking, Reebok wearing, owner of two Collies that likes the color blue and was born in March?
Take your best shot!
Noah Roberts
>do not yet despair
but when to start
Robert Parker
No u
Matthew Young
midget grows a pair of balls and kills himself when???
Jayden Smith
Eli Jackson
Why? You into those gay beatings and fucking?
Cool down old man you're gonna have aneurism, then you're nurse daughter will come home to take of you, while I'm making sweet sweet love to her in front of you, you don't want that to happen
Jayden Foster
who is left?
Cooper Scott
where's bribri
Luke Kelly
Cool story bro
Xavier Richardson
>3
hey qualbi ass bitch
Jayden Reed
what happened to the other stars?
Adam Reyes
Britni Thornton
Matthew Powell
No, it's definitely you.
Landon Watson
Never, cuz he never had them from the start
No thanks
Matthew Morgan
STOP
It’s you
Angel Rodriguez
'-' f-fine it's me...
have this webm i just made :p
Austin Phillips
Let me guess, you never been married either.
Joshua Foster
No reply....boomer?
Wyatt Turner
you got it more britni
Ayden Brown
Jaxon Thomas
perhaps when the last star leaves
swallowed by space and time and the darkness
Josiah Nelson
>me looking at your quads
Who are you again
Hudson Lopez
It's opposite day huh
I used to go to the bar in the medical district on ogdan to fuck nurses, I might've fucked your daughter ; )
Christopher White
My life is even more fucked than before. Impressive.
Evan Jackson
Are you mesmerized :}
Uh oh...
Henry Hill
Yes, I’ve been divorced twice, drive a Prius, listen to AC/DC, drink Schlitz, go to church, love my mother, and eat pussy on the first date.
No, I don’t give autographs!
Hudson Gutierrez
I'm jealous tbh
Austin Allen
how
James Nguyen
Kiki is about to be a little more fucked than usual ifunowatimsayin
I can’t watch the webm right now cause I’m on my phone ;_;
I’m sure I’ll love it
Aaron Roberts
Uh oh is an understatement. Last night I got blackout fucking drunk, wrote a psychotic note to my boss saying that I'm a useless piece of shit and that I'm quitting cause my life is hell. So now my life is still hell except now I don't have a job.
Gabriel Long
sorry ano, but I laughed to read this....
and they look here to say the same
Evan Morris
I'm nameless, check below old fart
I fucked your daughter is that why you avoiding me, kek
Jason Stewart
Ah, damn it.
Oh fuck...