Good evening good sirs, I propose a game. Let us all conduct ourselves as the scholarly gentlemen we are. However...

Welcome good sirs, please make yourselves at home
we simply ostracize this rowdy individual and let the city know of his negro tendencies
I have a plethora of negress to help around the house, I can easily accommodate such a need good sir. what condition do you prefer to have your needs satisfied?

I propose as soon as one of our company begins to exibit behavior unsuitable of civilized gentleman such as ourselves, we give him what for and remove him from us post haste

A cousin from across the pond, welcome! I do hope the journey wasn't too taxing on you. Care for a drink? Abigail make sure this man gets taken care of

Any old whore, any old bed. You know the drill, ha.

Fuckin niggers

What good fun! An excellent idea chap. I've brought a bottle of brandy we should enjoy posthaste.

I must say, things have been most certainly been going downhill, what with all this mongoloid nonsense from the Asias. It seems the whole world has gone mad with this infernal pandemic.

That type of language is very unprofessional sir!

O.K.

I would find a roughing quite enjoyable to be honest
ah yes, just like those adventures in the orient? well I do have an exquisite creature from the Caribbean if you fancy her? Rebecca come here dear, this gentleman would like a private tour of the house, make sure his needs are taken care
rightly said good sir, welcome to the evening festic

Well I do say, this area does need this type of formality for once my good sirs and madams.

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Why thank you kindly, sport! A hardy glass of brandy 'll do wonders for the hour!

I say chaps. Shall we have a snifter of Brandy while we wait for trips.

I say old bean, do you not contemplate such outgoings to be somewhat biased.

I say. Is there a negro present?

I humbly accept your invitation, and as a gift, I bring to you all my 1861 vintage unopened bottle of French Chardonnay. May we drink to civility!

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what on earth is the obsession some gentlemen have with farts about? my good sirs, pray explain the appeal of the expulsion of stinky, trapped air through the anus and why it so arouses some of our compatriots and fellow genteel fellows

Indeed so good fellow, let us drink and raise glasses, name a toast and we shall declare praise to it with a fine intoxicating liquor.

why I can feel the anticipation building with the minute. Quick! servant negro! another round of brandy for the gentlemen!

rightly so. Abigail fetch the fine glassware and have Tabitha check on the hors d'oeuvres.
too mad if you ask me my good sir. A case of the sniffles never hurt anyone. This is why I teach my children never to mingle w the colored or mongoloids from the downs, you never know what illness they carry.
welcome my good sir, the evening has just started. feel free to mingle and make yourself at home
I'm sure you'll enjoy anons brandy he brought w him then. Abigail the glasses, now

Thank you good sir, may we all have a kind and humble evening together.

I solely unleash gas upon my woman fellow. Tis humorous.

For there may be ladies present, and ladies do not know the joyous laughter that may be found in a 'botty burp'

>this is one of the best threads I've seen in awhile on /b eta

Well, my dear friend, the expulsion of the fart brings pleasure in four different parts, all of which play a critical role in its enjoyment.

The first two are the smell and taste, which, depending on what your dear madam has had to eat can turn out to be quite lovely.

The third is the noise, which must have an elegant timbre to the ears to incite pleasure in a man.

The final key element is the taste, which would leave an amateur connoisseur quite taken aback. A lovely taste is crucial to the enjoyment of the experience.

Hope this cleared your inquiry, my dear friend

the two in the front look like they're about to fuck

I shall declare a toast in the name of trips.

Fuck your trips rule bitch! I'm finna join this thread with or without them!!

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A fine toast good sir! I raise my glass.

Here, here! To civilized gentlemen!

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i had not even realized that farts had a taste! imagine such my embarrassment. thank you for you most kind explanation.

I do remark however, that taste was in fact path number 2 and path number 4. Perhaps there is yet more hidden knowledge to be delivered to the newbile, as of yet -inexperienced enthusiast?

what's that Tabitha? why thank you, now be a dear and fetch me matches. Gentlemen the hors d'oeuvres are now ready for your enjoyment.

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I dare say good fellow, You're violating the standard of conduct prior to trips.

My good sir, may I be first to compliment you on your knowledge of both human biology, and human psychology. You are a veritable vestibul of knowledge.

Acceptable kind men, shall I offer you a cigar?

Here here.

easy there Thomas, the game hasn't started yet. Here have yourself another brandy

Quite right, old chap. I've begun to find that the older one becomes, the more sensitive their nostril is to lovely nuances in the expulsion of gas. I prefer an earthy, nutty smell, which helps to accompany the bourbon I drink whilst I imbibe in the decadence of the gas

As shall I, fine gentleman of the realm.

I do say this food and Chardonnay is quite exquisite

why thank you good sir. might I offer you a light?

Hello old sport

Dont mind if i do. Why, this is a finely crafted Interesting cigar case. Cuban origin perchance?

This Brandy is indeed top quality good sirs

While I do ever so detest being a contrarian, might I trouble you with a request for champagne instead of brandy?

Let us toast and be full of merth.

welcome good sir, welcome. Tabitha help this man w his coat. You're just in time, the hors d'oeuvres are on display, plenty of drink and good company. Do not hesitate to call on any of my house negresses if you need a refilled glass or any vice quenched

nah fuck that nigger penis cock faggot i love nigger balls up my asshole says the pope

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To civilised gentlemen. *clink*

I shall have to decline. We drink brandy in this thread. I say good day, sir.

Does anyone want a cuppa?

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