Fart Fetish Story Thread
Fart Fetish Story Thread
So I heard my mum fart pp got hard
This girl i used to be with would fart as i put it in her ass, Weird me the fuck out when she done it, But she never gave me shit dick so fuck it.
I met Danielle at a college party. I first noticed her because she was thin as a rail but able to drink beer with the boys. She’d always let out these monstrous belches. Her favorite game was blowing them into the face of whoever she was standing by. I always, ALWAYS would stand right next to her when she cracked open a new beer.
Her first time doing a beer bong gave her the most bloated belly I could imagine on her frame. Big and round, like a little volleyball. She put her hand on my shoulder and let a monster burp out directly over my face. I can remember how wet it was. Her belly kept rumbling and I knew she had to fart...
Bump
We had both been drinking, so I asked if she wanted to smoke outside. As we are heading out she plops down on the chair out front, hard patio stuff. I sit on the bench next to her and pass to her, she hits it and coughs. Her cough makes a little fart squeak out and I’m clearly in shock. She is laughing out of control. I’m like what was that?! She can barely talk she’s laughing so hard, leans over and blows a long wet bubble fart right into the seat. The seat rattles. The smell is just pure beer and pizza.
so what is it about farts that make them arousing? is it the smell? the concept of a woman doing something socially thought to be disgusting? is it sexual in and of itself or is it a form a masochism, for enduring a far? sadism, for watching someone fart? do people with a fart fetish also love scat? please teach me the ways of stinky frtt make pp hard
I can barely contain my boner, but she’s too drunk to notice in the dark. I’m not exactly a sex symbol lol. I instinctively lean in to get a whiff, I’m not sure if she noticed. We finish smoking and head back up the little patio step into the house. As were up the stairs she lifts her long leg and blows another bomb. She waves her hand and walks in, not giving it a second to clear. I get the same whiff, but no one really notices because the party stinks too.
is it the forbidden nature of the act then? the fact that this wouldnt be sexualised and no one suspects is part of what makes it tantalising?
The fact that later in the party I saw her making out with a friend of mine knowing she had blown a fat rank fart not an hour earlier turned me the hell on!
I spent a lot more time around Danielle at that point. She kept the burps regular, but it was another month or so until I got another fart.
I’m scrolling through snap and open hers. It’s about 10-15 pics of her and friends out and about, bars, dinner etc. nice outfit, really showed her legs (and big feet) off. The second to last seemed like another stupid video. If was actually her recording a BUBBLY fart!!
The video was in no way supposed to be sexy, she was just trying to be funny. In the video, she is doing different model poses, until she turns around, twists her hip up blows it and quickly spins around and continues dancing. I quickly go to screen record and save the video, but I epically duck up and screenshot- instantly alerting her...
I’m not the guy your replying to I’m the guy who bumped but for me that’s it and I’m a little into women pooping I wouldn’t eat shit but watching women shit is hot
I sit there ready to explode out of fear and arousal. I am so afraid she is going to out me or something. I decide, fuck it and cum. I wash up and go to bed, watching and waiting to get an alert.
Not until the next morning do I get one. The message is burnt into my memory, I might tattoo it on my arm. “Did you like my fart haha”. I want to tell her YES and that I want to eat the next one but in a moment of clarity i play cool. I tell her I thought it was hilarious and don’t mention that I used it ten times already. She responds with another video!
It’s just her in her jean shorts (picture related) and a long whistle of a fart. She quickly pulls the camera up and waves the stink away laughing.
I use my now downloaded screen recording app to save that one. I respond “omg, why are you so gassy lol” she tells me it was because of the beer from last night. I put it together that I almost always go with her drinking and almost always see her drink beer. She must always be farting like that.
I quickly make sure I end up at the same bar later on, on Friday. We all meet up and get to drinking. Going from bar to bar to bar until we finally head back to my friends apartment. Same spot as our first fart.
The cool thing about this place is that it has three entrances, two up and one down. We go in the back which is a creepy concrete set of steps. We go down and as she walks down each step she lets out a little bubble fart, about 3-5. I nearly cum in my pants because these are RANK. Some of the smelliest farts I have smelt from anyone EVER
inb4 Bel-Air
At this point I am nearly tearing a hole in my jeans and that’s when I realized she was a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era... just kidding
We’re all just chilling inside now and only Danielle and I are tucked away in this little seating area. She pops out a little fart and I nearly jump up. She says “wow you’re easily excited” and I blush so hard. She can tell there is something, hot girls always know, and she almost too quickly figures t out.
“Do you like farts” she says with a big smile.
I fucking love that, especially when they fart while you're thrusting
Type it out beforehand, the thread'll get pruned.
Smart I’ll finish it now
What board would be most receptive to fart fetishized lol
On Zig Forums? There are threads on /gif/ and /hc/ might be good too. There's a scat booru but I've only ever seen pictures there so idk what the culture is like.
she goes brrraapp the smell fills the room like zyklon b ready to be inhaled deeply into your lungs.so you hold it in like a hit from the bong and exhale the nutty cheesy gas only for it to linger onto your tongue. but it doesnt matter you wanted to taste it all night
Also not to spoil it but I got a bunch of fart but clips, how do make them WebM? Or can you post other vids on here?
You can post webm on Zig Forums but it strips the sound. You can have sound on /gif/.
Eh the no sound kind of ruins the farts lol. These are worth hearing for my fetish bro’s. Can you post stories on HC? Should I post the whole thing as one post or break it up?
I'm sure you can, just link the thread here if you make a new one.
Break it up so you can keep the thread bumped at first while people read.
For sure, Hopefully someone tribs my fart queen
Bump!
bump lets get that /gif/ thread going
Bamp
Fuck it , check tomorrow for webms they’re retarded. I want to finish my story
I have no choice but to come clean. I don’t go into graphic detail but it’s clear to her I like her gas, REALLY REALLY LIKE IT! She is still laughing at how weird the situation is and her farts. She lets a few more squeak out before we decide to head back toward everyone else before we all head out.
While we are getting up, she kind of pushes me down and says “no, you wait.” She turns her little butt towards me and let’s it rip. I cannot believe the gas is literally warming my face.
I look at her like, can I grab you? Can I smell? She doesn’t look back but says, “ I don’t want to have to smell that one at all, Try and sniff it up’
I open my mouth like fucking Kirby and basically try and eat the air around me. This fart smelled a lot like bratwurst, and I tried to get my fill. After about 45 seconds, but what fees like a lifetime, she says “ok, I’m gonna say bye” like she didn’t just nearly shit her pants in my face. I’m dumbstruck but now completely sober and quickly Dip out.
That night I text her a ?? To let her know I was still wondering what the fuxk happened! She doesn’t respond until the next morning per usual. That night my dick is basically torn off. I wake up to a red cock and a text with a few laughing emojis.
I’m not sure why but I instantly send her 20 dollars on cash app. We usually all paid for beer, weed, whatever together, so I had it. I just left the comment as “thank you”
Almost instantly, “why did you send me $?”
I fumble, but basically know if I want it to continue (at this point even start) I would have to be clear and probably have to spend some money.
“That fart last night was one of the hottest things I’ve ever experienced. I wanted to thank you for letting me enjoy it”
I spent like five minutes decide between using the word enjoy/sniff/taste but felt enjoy was the best description.
I hit send and almost instantly get a nervous boner. This will either be an absolute dream or a nightmare.