Hey, Zig Forums, How'd you lose your virginity?

My pet hamster raped my ass when I was a young lad

With your mother LOL

Me and my best friend had a threesome with a slut from our school on a school trip. Both lost our virginity to her.

I was 14 and met a girl shortly after moving to Nevada, a month or so after meeting her we did the damn thing. Fucked her cousin shortly after and then moved back to Texas. Pretty good times. Lots of weed was involved.

Got super fucking hammered and banged it out on my friends couch. We were so drunk that some other people came down and turned on the lights and we stopped. Like if we dont move they cant see us type shit. Then resumed when they turned the lights off. They saw us, my ass was hanging out, and they just turned the lights on and off. So we would fuck then stop then fuck and stop lol

At home with 13 years old.
The girl was really hot but i was a bit awkward.
I did not know what to do and i cum in about 3 minutes.
Don't worry anons, i pulled it off.

wtf is that bella thorne

Me and my best friend were walking in the woods when we were 7. Then we saw a CD in the woods, curious we both played it on my dads dvd player.

Surprise2 it was vintage porn and we both got pretty hard. Got really curious and we both replicated the moves, i doggied him and he doggied me but we have to stop later because my dad arrived.

We then both acted like nothing happened and i grabbed the cd and threw it back to the forest. My bestfriend moved out a while later and we never talked about it ever since. I've cut all contact with him as we grew and i deeply regret doing that shit. Lasty, im straight and last time I've heard of him hes now gay

I haven't.

>One day boiling potatosh
>young girl from old country staying with
>she helping cut potatosh
>she cut finger and I help clean
>she touches
>I'm drop potatosh
>she keeps touch
>I'm tell her no not good
>she's touch
>don't do it
>she's touch
>that not good
>she's touch
>aaaaah I'm a virgin
>she's touch
>I'm not virgin
>finish an eat potatosh
>eat potatosh
>she go back to old country
>think of her when eat potatosh

i lost my virginity while watching how high in the background, god damn my youth was garbage

A similar thing happened to me but less extreme

Me and my friend were like 6 and one times he was at my house and he asked me if we wanted to try humping (i had no clue what that meant) but we start to do it and it felt super nice, we did it a couple more times that year but one day he didn't want to do it anymore and I didn't ask again. Nowadays I'm bisexual and he's super homophobic (hence why I haven't asked to do it again) but a small part of me thinks he might be secretly bi/gay too as a defense mechanism. His dad is homophobic too.

That means she couldn't consent

I helped this dude's uncle put his pee pee where he poops. Then I put my wiener where he makes poop.

I can't lose what I still have.

Started talking to friend of a friend from high school, she moved to the mid west, then a few months later we decided i should visit. i split an air ticket with her and as soon as we got to her room we started smashing.

it was super akward and neither of us finshed. we only got slightly less akward by the time i left.

16 yrs old, back of my jeep cherokee. Put the back seat down, unrolled a sleeping bag I had from a hunting trip I had recently taken and fucked her. (First time wasn’t as epic as I thought it would be, it had been built up to much more than it actually was/is.) Left the sleeping bag back there and starting regularly driving to that spot in the woods and fucking her. After her I did the same thing w a few other girls. Prolly ended up going out there 25-30 times through my hs yrs before moving away for college

Rough topic but I landed on the business end of a chainsaw

>Be 20 yo kissless virgin
>Not bad looking just shy as fuck
>Have had 3 or 4 different times to get gf but wimped out
>Start seeing 30yo 5' tall big tit mommy from work
>She thinks im cute af and pretty sure she had a teenager fetish
>After seeing eachother for 2 months or so were sitting in her place drinking beer
>We're watching some movie i forgot
>She pauses it and turns to me
>"So, user. Do you wanna have sex?"
>"Uh, alright."
>Pull out condom i had saved because i expected it soon
>Put it on easily because ive practiced before
>She jumps on my average size pecker
>Rides me for about 5 minutes
>Gets tired and i get on top
>Fuck a good 15 minutes more
>Shes tired and drunk and the couch is uncomfy as hell so we stop
>she apologized because i didnt finish
>"Its fine haha the condom makes it hard to cum."
>We cuddle and finish the movie
>She takes me to her bedroom to go to sleep and we fuck again
>Huge tits bouncing up and down in my barely not virgin face
>Shes loving it and i cum after 10 minutes or so
>We cuddle and go to sleep after i clean up my cum covered cock
>We fuck almost everyday for the next 2 months
>We just stop talking suddenly because of some small argument
>Turns out i dodged a bullet because she was crazy as fuck and she stabbed her ex
>She never knew she took my virginity

I'm beta but good-looking, so the women I've fucked all made the first move, pretty much.

I still can't figure women out. I get stuck on the crush stage... and don't socialize enough.

Anyway, first fuck was in 10th grade and it was this girl who just hunted me down basically. We had a cringeworthy first kiss, and sex was always missionary.

Broke up with her after 6 months some time after having realized that if I stayed with her, I might one day murder her and my kids and then kill myself. Because I knew I would be unhappy.

Had many opportunities too. But autism seriously gets in my way. In a way I hope that I one day meet a socially awkward girl my age and we lose are virginities together. Chances of that are slim to none.

>Be me
>Be at house party
>Be somewhat drunk as party's going on
>"Hey user!!!"
>"You see my friend over there, she's really into you"
>Friend comes up to me
>Her: " hey..... Wanna eat me out?"
>...
>...
>Me: " nah, but thanks though"

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On the side of a cliff with my high school sweet heart

and I bet you were proud of it

well Joe Biden said my hair smelled good as he pulled up my skirt and put 3 fingers up my pussy. He whispered in my ear I'll be gentle ....

>didnt eat dirty slut out
Honestly good, you wouldve probably regretted it anyways. Drunk slut pussy is not a good choice.

A sledding accident.

ah, so trump got sloppy seconds with you

also, tits or gtfo

I did not.

By fucking. Fucking animals doesn’t count though

Hey, where's the nude leaks of Bella? Please post.

With my high school sweetheart when we were 15. Like 8 months into the relationship, we had a really romantic valentines day that ended in sex. It was weird and cute

high school girlfriend, parents out of town, pretty simple really
idk how you leave high school a virgin unless it's by choice

I was about 21 or 22 at the time and had just started making a lot of money. I started flirting with a girl I knew from online and she semi jokingly told me to send a dick Pic, so I did. She asked when I was going down to Florida to lose my virginity, so two weeks later I was in Florida. Delta lost my luggage, we spent the day traveling around, and at the end of the day just went to sleep cuddling. The next morning I meekly asked if she wanted to have sex and she said yes. I hit her cervix a little too hard about 15 minutes in and we stopped. I never finished and it wasn't really good for either of us. The entire situation was too awkward, too forced, and we weren't compatible with each other. She was a stunner, though.

Sophomore year of high school. Was 15 at the time. Dating a girl I had known since 6th grade. Super cute, smart girl. We had been dating for I think about 3 months by that point. Had done the whole "bases" progression over the past couple months. My parents went out of town for the weekend and rather than throw a party, we decided that was the weekend we would both lose our virginity.
Watched Juno on DVD (in hindsight, not the best idea), went swimming in my pool. Then took her to my bedroom, made out a ton, went down on her, got her to cum, she went down on me for a bit, then the big next step. Grabbed a condom (I had bought a 3 pack of Lifestyles, I remember in sex-ed they told us it didn't matter what brand of condom you used, they were basically all the same and any condom can fit anyone. I had tried one on the day before and it was obnoxiously tight and didn't fully cover, but I thought from sex ed that that was normal). Same experience putting it on this time as my parenthetical aside. We decide she should be on top. She got on top of me, put the tip of my dick against her and tried getting it in. And tried again. And again, and again, until finally it started to go in. And oh my god did she squeal. She told me it hurt so bad. She finally got about halfway down my shaft and we were moving together a bit in and out until the feeling of her wrapped around me completely overwhelmed me and I came in the condom. Pulled out, there was a little blood on the condom and she had some bleeding as well.
She said afterward that it was excruciating. Thought maybe it was just because it was her first time too. We waited a couple weeks, tried again, excruciating again. Had to settle for blowjobs the rest of the time we were together. Broke up about 6 months later.
Saw her at a bar a couple years ago on one of those night before T-giving things. Introduced me to some friends and a guy she was dating as her first high school boyfriend. They knew.

Checked

Raped your dad

She is so homely. Doesn't help she's incredibly whorish too.

In college thanks to Yik Yak. The act itself was pretty romantic but that's how the hookup happened

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