Boys what's the most painful way of suicide? Tryna go out like a badass

Boys what's the most painful way of suicide? Tryna go out like a badass

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Dying of old age.

Dehydration. Good luck. Do it in public

Suffocation, stabbing, dehydration, lighting yourself on fire, there are a lot.

Self-immolate, don't scream or move. Do it for a worthwhile cause, it'll be dope af

>1)replace blood with cola
>2)inject mentos
may Tengri be with you

Gotta be this if you want to go out a boss. Maybe you could put some chemicals in your pockets to make color flames.

Jump in a wood chipper feet first

pain is just extreme stimulation of the skin's nerve endings
so if you want the most painful thing possible you have to extremely stimulate as many skin nerve endings as possible before your brain "turns off"
you can either achieve this through burns or skin removal
first off you cannot remove your skin quickly enough on your own and an active fire depending on the fuel can kill you through suffocation not heat
the only real way to do this is by getting up to your neck in some sort of tub filled with boiling water also you would have to somehow make sure your head stays above the water so you don't suffocate

Inject bleach into your veins
or for extra point create an Iv of bleach in each arm

Suicide just makes you look like a pussy who couldn't tough out being alive. Grow a pair and tough it out.

This

Try to self inflict the thousand cuts torture on yourself, with a rusty knife sprinkled with vinegar and salt.

Take the chems used in lethal injection without the anesthesia. It’s been reported that the paralyzing shot is like having fire injected into your veins while the final shot is a nerve agent that forces you to suffocate while being trapped in your own body

At 100 skydives you’re supposed to skydive nude (some kind of tradition)

Best time to cut off the rig. Fly into the ground naked at 180mph nosedive.

Vinegar and salt, damn you I want chips now

But while you're dehydrating someone will give you water. And you will take it because your mind and body's desperation outshines your wanting to commit suicide that way.

Have someone jump on chest and kill you.

actually your nerves would be damaged and you wouldnt feel after 5 seconds of intense burning

strap fireworks to your body and tie a noose around your neck, have it be a really long rope that is tied to a helicopter above you, ride to your nearest park duel wielding ak47 and shoot some people, tug on the rope twice and the helicopter will start to ascend, light the fireworks. Sounds pretty badass to me but idk

forgot to say you are riding on a tiny tricycle like the SAW puppet

fire

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this, and tell people that you're doing it because of trump

>Tryna go out like a badass
>wants to kill himself like a pathetic little pussy

From what I've heard, being disemboweled sucks. Commit seppuku in public. Splay your guts on the ground.

The most badass suicide would be you go right outside the ER doors of a hospital and blow your brains out. make sure you have organ donor status with you pinned to your shirt.

All your organs will be harvestable (no such thing as brain transplant) and you will save dozens of lives bc they hospital will find your body pretty much immediately.

You will be a legend and a hero. Hundreds of people will remember you forever as someone who saved a loved one.

It's not painful, but it's easily the most badass way to go.

Have your nuts bitten off by a laplander

the most bad ass way i thought about doing it was to walk into a public crowded space with overhead transmission lines atleast 200kv, and throw a wire with a rock on it up to the top and fucking fry yourself in the middle of them with a bolt from the blue. it wont be painful though, most likely an instant heart stopper.

Set your dick on fire and eat it.

Marry a fat American feminist, get a divorce and work as a nobody for 50 years. A slow and painful death over a whole lifetime.

staying alive is pretty badass, user

Set yourself on fire.

Braveheart that shit bro

Things might get better if you just try.or if you've been trying try not trying and see what that does.