Best, easiest and painless way to get rid of my testicles?

doing it because of a fetish doesn't seem like a healthy thing to do
get help

If you get them safely removed by a medical professional, there's a 43% chance you'll end up dead anyways. Just don't worry about it, take the biggest knife in your kitchen and chop it off. Sit on a pile of paper towels afterwards and let the thoughts of regret drive you to suicide a few years later. Or don't and just let nature take its course in a few minutes.

Honestly I'm doing it because I never felt them part of me, not because I have a fetish or because I want to become a transexual.
In the country I live it is impossible to get any professional medical help to get your testicles removed.

if you contradict yourself this much, you're seriously mentally ill
do what you want but I say get help

Where is the contradiction?
In my country we all need to do one year of army and doctors test your body health and your mental health.
I'm a sane person.

Look into bull castration or dog castration. Rubber bands and shit

I already know about this method but the risk is to get sepsis.
Also it is really really painful.

what's the actual reason for it? First you said it was a fetish thing, then you said it wasn't. What mental illness do you have?

I never said that I had a fetish, please read more carefully again.

>43% chance of death from surgical castration
What the fug are you talking about BOI?

Hyper Materialism, (matter, mater, mother) makes the incongruous jump to remove the testicles as a PATTERN (Pater, father) generation device.

This is the eye of the Yin Yang. The very centre of the opposite function.

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A proper answer will be given if you give a proper reason. Why do you want to do it? "They don't feel like they're part of me" is unconvincing.

Based insaneposter

He's got the "Big Tard", bro, he's permanently rarded...

Probably better to just let him cut off his nuts so he never has little rarded lil' tardo babys imo

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I just can't explain it, simply I don't feel them as part of my body, they disgust me and I want to get rid of them.

Yooooooo
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It is too late user, op said he already reproduced

You do know that if you cut your nuts off you'll need to take testosterone or you'll grow tits and be all fucked up and lumpy like a genderless useless fucking lumpy potato

Look the shit up fuckin smooth brain

My son has a normal life, he has everything he needs:
A good education,
he does sport,
he reads a lot.
As I said, I'm not mentally ill and I know that my "obsession" is strange.

I already know what will happen, taking testosterone for life is something that I'm ready to do.

its an mental illness if you hate a part of your body so much, that you want to remove it. You should seek for help.

there are people that ampute legs or arms because they hate them. go and get professional help and stop beeing an idiot.

Damnit...
Then I'm voting that the best way to remove his testicles is to kill himself and simply remove them by shedding his mortal coil with a bullet

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