HELP ME Zig Forums I need to finish a 15 word essay before the end of the week.
HELP ME Zig Forums I need to finish a 15 word essay before the end of the week
Landon Reed
Caleb Anderson
What's it on?
Jaxson Bailey
15 word essay sounds easy af, what are you in special ed or something
Chase Watson
Throw some prepositions in there. Bitches love prepositions.
Alexander Hernandez
Just drop ME Zig Forums
>Help! I need to finish a fifteen word essay by the end of the week!
Owen Reed
George Carlin has you half assed covered
Christopher Myers
>When you have a nice hat, and someone mentions it, and then you feel nice.
Evan Allen
15. Word.
So the other day i saw a guy sucking my dads dick and i came, the end.
There you go user
Noah Ross
I think this guy is onto something. Maybe expand the contraction into two separate words.
Adam Thompson
Jesus fucking Christ, that is two words too long, you fool. This will not do.
Wyatt Rivera
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Michael Rivera
Throwing them does not seem to get a high enough word count. Place them gently.
Ethan Edwards
Fuck! Off by one. So close, and yet so far. Maybe try borrowing his proposition?
Carter Nguyen
The "national health service" won't stop trying to turn me into a schizophrenic vegetarian burger.
Christopher Cooper
We must secure the existence of our race and a future for our white children
Carter Williams
Indians used to pull corn from shit and reuse it in various foods, thats history.
Bentley Gomez
Why can‘t these neck bearded klan larpers ever seem to learn to count to fifteen?
Thomas Hill
I liked the use of a contraction here. You’re gonna go far someday soon, kid!
Noah Baker
That’s technically true and meets the criteria. But points deducted for spelling that’s without apostrophe.
Wyatt Reed
>15 word essay
Must be doing a PhD in Gender Studies
Lucas Hall
Fuck! Sorry, that critique was meant for the post above yours. I’m looking at you.
Sebastian Hall
>15 88
Camden Peterson
It would take more than fifteen words to list the pronouns recognized in the class.
Evan Hernandez
Picking your nose like that is unsanitary. Drink bleach and inject disinfectant. Wear the mask.
Jayden Mitchell
We must secure the existence of humanity and a future for our delicious, tender children.
Camden Peterson
Holy shit this assignment is so fun. Thank you OP, not a faggot this time.
Brody King
You get bonus points for the most improved essay since the first draft. Good job!
Jeremiah Murphy
A-
Caleb Ross
Old McDonald had a farm and on that farm he had a pig; Mrs. McDonald.
Jackson Lewis
Why is his ass only half covered? Does he like short shorts, or naughty words?
Nolan Carter
Ha ha ha this one is great. Ei ay ei ay oh. To the tune.