What's the most stalkerish thing you've done?

One could say I have stalked someone before, so I guess that is stalkerish

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well, thanks for the bump anyway
how far have you gone in stalking said person

She frequently asks me to cleanup stuff, update software, give her tutorials etc. One day she had to answer a call and I didn't miss the chance.
It's just boobs

When i was in grade school i had a hunch where a girl i had a huge crush on lived.

My hunch consisted of seeing her get into a certain make/ model vehicle i figured i could track and a “gut feeling” so naturally I talked my best friend at the time to go with me knocking on random doors in the neighborhood I was hoping she lived in, asking for kyle.

> Why Kyle?
> That’s a boys name

Right you are.

See the plan was to ask if Kyle was home, in hopes that they would correct me and say did you mean Kylie? Which was her name, but I didn’t want them to know I was looking for her, just wanted to know that she was indeed living at the house.

If this doesn’t make a lot of sense I assure you it’s because I was 13 and also because it doesn’t.

What can you do, right?

Anyways, things were going great. We knocked on a few doors, but got a lot of “nope, no kyle here, you got the wrong house.” Until we chanced upon the one house that actually DID have a Kyle that lived there. That was awkward. Had to then explain to Kyles mom that we weren’t actually looking for her son and that he didn’t do anything wrong or something. She looked very concerned so we just ran back home and called it a day.

I was a weird kid.

three different girls when i was a creepy teen.
One I watched sleep, one i spied on in the bathroom and one i just followed around for a day.
Knew the first two, didn't know third, everything mentioned was the furthest i've gone wiwh each respectively

Boobs are best

i have tracked down a pornhub couple real life identity

>be me
>got with girl at work
>girl got with other guy at work
>walked away but fuck my life
>guess her work password (IT WAS MY NAME)
>snoop on her work messages
>he messages her 'meet you after work?'
>delete lol

went on for a few months never got caught

>guess her work password (IT WAS MY NAME)

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Same guy

So another time I was driving home from wherever and it was a normal day/ afternoon, what have you, but then this car got on the freeway and didn’t know how to merge and ended up cutting me off which kinda irked me but it’s whatever.

Well anyways, they ended up getting off on my exit so I decided to follow them for a bit. Just for fun, you know?

They were a bit a head of me but not by much, then they got over a few lanes.

I immediately cut across all 3 lanes and got right up behind them to see if I was fucking with a dude or chick, cuz it matters, but anyways I couldn’t cuz they took off in a hurry, I followed closely behind for a few intersections, but then they decided to run a red so I figured I’d let em get away...

Never did find out if it was a dude or a chick.

> teacher around 29
> nice slim body with a thicc ass and nice tits
> 10/10 face
> find her facebook
> see pic of her house
> know where its at
> photoshop pic of her face onto some nude bitch from reddit that looks like her
> jack off on to it
> put it in her mailbox

her ass was really fucking good

I was crushing hard on this girl who was studying in the library but I was too scared to talk to her let alone ask for her name. I noticed she had a MacBook, so I decided to turn on my phone's Bluetooth to see the list of devices. I took down the names of the devices--some of them were nick names, but there were others who had their full name, like, 'Jane Smith's MacBook' or something. I kept doing this and had a spreadsheet of names that I narrowed down.

I waited until she left and scanned for devices again and one entry was missing. I did this maybe 2-3 times on separate occasions just for repeatability. Anyway, I found her on Facebook and added her--turns out we had mutual friends so the request didn't seem that odd. Never really got around to asking her out.

googled just about every female I worked with. I'm not a robot after all..

When my girl and I split a couple years back, she was on this no contact phase. She wouldn't return texts or calls. Found out she got a job at a restaurant in my town that was like 10 mins from my place. So I went there and across the street there was a multi level parking garage.. I went to the top level and waited until I saw her drive by.. being on the top level I could see all directions and roads and entrance/exits leading to the restaurant. I waited there for her whole shift until she left to confront her.

I drove past a girl's house who I didn't have an official title with. Fucked like crazy in the beginning then I hadn't spoke to her for so long and she'd usually check up on me here and there. She still lived there so I figured she moved on so that was the last bit of validation I needed. I get drunk and get emotional and talk about her but that's what Zig Forums is for. Unless you reply to every response then you get banned.

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I've been through girlfriends' phones several times. One time I used a girl's finger to unlock her phone while she was sleeping. I guess it's not really "stalking" because I was seeing them at the time, but still pretty scummy.

I work for my uni on campus. I wanted to talk to a coworker more so I found out her schedule through an app we use for scheduling and tried to casually “run” into her On her way to the bus stop as she was getting off. Only did it once and it didn’t even work because she was walking fast, only got to say hi. Whatever though, we ended up fucking a bunch a couple months later

Nice, did you get the answer you were looking for???

*sigh*

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LOL what in the actual fuck?!? You used her sleeping finger to unlock her phone??? And she didn’t wake up????!!

Do y’all do heroine?

This thread is dildos beeteedubz

Back in high school had an issue where I’d crush on basically any girl that was in my line of sight for more than 5 seconds. Can’t remember why I started but eventually I’d start mentally noting what classes the girls around me had and trying to hold onto the info. Don’t think I ever used it though.

Where can I find more of this???

After she was done being scared to death Cuz I rolled up on her while she was about to get in her car it worked out. Ended up going home together and getting back together. So yeah.. Guess I got what I was looking for.

In highschool before facebook, before smart phones.
Everyone is on myspace. Everyone embeds shit onto the page from photobucket.
Right click, properties boom photobucket account name.
Everyone has yahoo email visible on myspace.
Tied to their photobucket as well.
Security questions were a joke. The answers are on myspace.
Now Im in the email and photobucket acount. Settings. What chick checks their settings. Guest password set. Usually “guest”

Had gigs of nudes from girls posting pics of themselves on digital camera to photobucket from my highschool. Some masturbation vids too.

I tracked some chick down using only a really hot picture. In hindsight it wasn't too hard. She was wearing a dog collar. It belonged to her mother's dog and fortunately for me her mom entered her dog in dog shows. On the barely visible dog tag was enough info for me to find her mom's name on a dog show website, I forget how I found her daughter's name, might have been Facebook. From there I found out she had a Tumblr but most of the lewd pics were scrubbed from it. Turned out we had a few things in common but she lived in Florida, not like it mattered lol.

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No, it was a girl that didn't do any drugs. She was just a deep sleeper, and it took me a while to get it to work. Had to try multiple attempts because the finger wasn't pressing hard enough against the scanner.
Then I had to make sure not to accidentally let the phone go into rest mode

do you still have them on a computer in the attic

I hooked up with a girl that was in engineering school. I fucked up talking to her because I’m an autist and she ended up ghosting me. I couldn’t just let it end that way so I kept trying to talk to her months after with no response. One day I googled her name and found that she had uploaded a video of some virtual walkthrough of a building for one of her classes as a project. I sent a text completely out of the blue late one night that said I liked your project and the next morning I got a call from her dad saying that if I ever talked to her again they were calling the cops. I’ve never spoken to her again out of shame

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Gigs were expensive in pre-Facebook era. Most people had 20-50GB disks