POLITICAL COMPAS WARFARE CON'T
RULES:
use "[yourteam] attacks/penetrates [otherteam]"
last numbers determine how much territory you gain:
>3, 6, 9 -> one square
>dubs -> three
>trips -> five
>quads+ -> seven
>404 -> instant win
rerolls on successful attacks will be ignored.
otherwise, no limits.
when a team loses all their land, they are eliminated.
last team standing wins.
Green firststrikes blue
Reroll
teal attacks gray while no one is looking
yellow says mean things about blue
libertarian firststrike on nazis successful.
Green hurts yellow
Green grabs blue's balls
yellow attacks teal beause y'all are fags
Yellow profiteers off Teal hardships
reroll
lime green squeezes hard
blue gives greenfags blueballs
Fuck yeah. Green keeps up the assault.
reroll
green attacks teal too. pussies.
Green twists
Center libs show auth-rights how bloodplay works
Purple attacks yellow because it seems more annoying than green.
Blue has a covid protest sickening purple
DAMN teal just got fucked HARD - NO LUBE
ROLL
Purple farts on gray. BRAAAAPPP
Lime loosens blue's brains
Yellow refuses to share with Lime
reroll. BRRAAAPPPP
Reroll
GREEN > BLUE
Green loosens blues balls
error libertarian
Reroll
HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER! blue>greenfag
reroll
Actually, cuts em off
yellow hurt by green
ancapistan converting some christians for a change
>QUAD BOMB
& yellow continues teal de-baptisms
green joins the brawl!
bloodplay
green squeezes blue's balls
& FUCKS UP their brains
BRRAAAPPPP
who will end the jew?
Green retaliates with watercannon
Eherm. I SAID, cuts em off.
Blue sucks lime's dick and calls him gay
Green increases the pressure
>greenfag
Turn blue into Hiroshima
-sincerely, green
Green grabs grey goo
Green ends the jew. And then hits blue
reroll