Hey guys, does anyone know how i can earn 550$ fast? Not like working a month for this

Hey guys, does anyone know how i can earn 550$ fast? Not like working a month for this.
Pls help. Any methods accepted....

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Rob a drug dealer.

Turn to crime - or sell something valuable.

If you are good looking; prostitution. If you are ugly looking: kidney

Whore yourself out at a gay bar.

or drug a robber

its risky to commit a crime like robbin a supermarket or sth like this ...

This is why I suggest robbing the local coke pusher.

Zero risk; nigga won’t do shit, I swear.

Go on grindr
Say ur seeking rewards
Depending on how hot you are you will need to ride 1 to 6 dicks.

Take up donations for some stupid charity then keep the money.

buy or find junk motorcycle or lawn mower. repair sell on craigslist market place offer up. revinest the money into more junk, keep repeating till your moving nice cars. legal drug dealing.

drive around and pick up scrap metal. take to scrap yard. any nice couches lawn mowers or bicycles or anything of value sell on fb market place or craigslist. its really not that fucking hard guys just takes alot of time and dedication to start from nothing. no reason to be broke when your 30 other then your lazy or choosing not to.

If your credit is good just take out a loan. Only downside is you probably can’t pay it back and you’re good credit will be fucked. Btw, what happened to your trump check?

i bought a pos vespa scooter the other day huge rust holes in the frame. paid 250 off offerup sold it the same day within 4 hours for 500 on marketplace. just picked up a manual 4.0 jeep minty as f no rust for 1300 selling it for 3500 tomorrow. im not even fixing the garbage cuz im to lazy.

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I spent it all on crystal meth

one of my freinds drives around and advertises junk car removal. pays 80-150 then sells the whole cars to a guy who pays him 350 that rips the cats and sells the parts. gets 4 5 cars a day. pretty much everyday someone will junk a perfectly good car he can turn around and sell for 1000-2500

stop doing fucking drugs you nigger. its not that fucking hard u pussy. gonna be broke and a joke the rest of your life like that if you cant even have the self control to not get high or get a fucking job.

Jk. I was pretending to be the OP for kicks.

I still think he should rob a big drug dealer.

Post your Paypal and I will send you $550.

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Friends what fast means to you. Sell put spreads, have a couple Gs in 2 weeks.

Depends*

>put spreads

Is that trading? How much startup capital would I need, and can you offer online resources on the background info I need?

rent your holes out to old men

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pls donate xd

Steal diamonds, it's not verry different from candy

I got the shovel out of the shed and dug some holes in my back yard, for old tenants.

Do I advertise on Craigslist now?

He needs a fence, though. I doubt he has one, nor is he the type of person who could easily find one.

Unlock coin machines

Sucks to be you — he already sent me the $550.

Get a acetalyn torch and rek a atm

bro go to a store that has minimal security. case the place. buy a fucking item that cost 10 or less while in a disguise.
any who get a homeless guy to distract the cashier or anyone working there. then grab what you can and run. your car should be one or two blocks away. or even better steal a car then leave it somewhere else. think about the many ways you might get caught. never go back to the scene. never think about showing your face there again even in a disguise. wait a while then sell. a while being a couple weeks or better yet damage the items and take some parts off of it and sell

Rob a liquor store

No, no, no. He should rob a high-ranking cocaine dealer or supplier.

that is what you should make every week on minimum wage

i dont know one