Let me explain Trump's base by telling you about my dog

Let me explain Trump's base by telling you about my dog.

My dog is the sweetest doggo ever created but he is dumber than a box of hair. He LOVES it when I throw the ball to him especially when, like Trump, I make a huge show about throwing the ball. I often pretend to throw an imaginary ball and every single time he froths at the mouth and chases after this invisible ball with the excitement and manic joy of a meth-head. Even though he knows I often trick him, he never fails to chase that imaginary ball. That is Trump's base - Even though he only throws out crackpot bullshit, they trust and adore him in the same way my dog looks at me with dopey eyes and tongue wagging, waiting for me to throw the next ball that doesn't exist.

One may ask why, but my dog could tell you the answer: because I feed him. Trump feeds his base with the bullying, racism, and outright hatred that they thrive on and nothing is going to stop them from chasing his tiny balls.

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+1

Seems about right.

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Based OP

You think you are fooling the dog. Wrong. The dog wants to play and you are giving the dog what it wants. You ar doing the dogs bidding.

yep

Why don't you actually throw the ball for your dog and not be a dick? And you think it's Republicans that are "mean" and hurt your feelings? Fuck off, dog abuser.

trump voters are basically animals

True, but this is still probably a shill thread so fuck off jew

Based

only some of them house broken

Didn't the left just say they'd vote for Biden even if he ate dead babies on TV?

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Inb4
>No. No! No! Actually he's doing that to YOU not me!
>Liberals niggers reeee baaaaw

check out those fuckers, their vote counts more than most in the USA

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you're thinking of that south park episode

My dog is smarter than trump

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>no, see, I actually enjoy the abuse

JEW THREAD

JEW THREAD

false quote he did not say this

This is how Mitch McConnell would spin it

no, he is correct and you are a JEW

When I don't throw the dog the ball how exactly is the dog winning? XD

What am I shilling exactly?

Way to play the insult game while being smug and condescending about it without actually telling us which policy the republicans (or Trump) got wrong or why he's the worst president ever.
Btw, replace Trump with Bernie or any other politician. See how it works for everyone because you literally provided no actual argument or evidence to back up your claim? Smug ass leftists are the reason we're going to get another 4 years of Trump. Fkin morons.

OP is samefagging so hard right now kek

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Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8

trump is pro jews
jews are pro trump

It is obvious. We need bigotry. We need racism. We need to oppress women, fags, and simps. That is how you get a functional government: outright hate.

>being this stupid

>s-stop making fun of me and dear leader!

Idiot

>people in agreement MUST be the same person

Feeling lonely faggot?

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>without actually telling us which policy the republicans (or Trump) got wrong or why he's the worst president ever.
are you retarded?

I love you trumpists, you guys are like super retarded but cute little baby monkies, it's just fun to watch

kek

People as stupid as you are owed nothing. Eat shit and die you fucking chump.

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Feed the hateful. Play their game. Make the nation run again.

Lol and there you go. Another waa waa leftist who can't actually explain what is wrong with the republicans. "Shouldn't it just be obvious that orange man bad?".

It IS obvious to everyone not in your pathetic cult. The more you call everyone leftists and jews the smaller your circle of support gets. Educate yourself you fucking leech.

And you get what you deserve. A senile pedophile. Keep voting democrat while they play with your titties and finger ur ass.

God DAMN

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That may be the case, but you know he certainly could have. He has no respect for anything, and nothing more so than his base.

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But it feelsgoodman

I hope someone you love dies of covid-19

You have such a big brain OP. If only the rest of the world wasn't too dumb to recognize your amazing intelligence, I'm sure you could start the revolution and usher in Utopia instead of leaching off mommy then. They're all stupid racists it must be so very easy for someone as smart as you to trick them too. Well. Go ahead faggot. Do something other than cry.

>"Shouldn't it just be obvious that orange man bad?".
Yeah, any person with half a functioning brain that can read his twitter or watch his press conferences or rallies comes to the conclusion that trump and the useful idiots that vote for him are idiots.

You are given reasons why trump is shit every day. every day. bleach, covid hoax, grab them pussies, paying pornstars, doing foolish tariff wars, withdrawal from treaties, being unreliable to allies, anything

don't be blind, you're already stupid

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Blue states fund red states. Fuck off leech. Republicans are the biggest fucking welfare queens in the world.

I'll Vote

>not answering the question

the democratic party, duh

Oh so you don't know what the fuck shilling even means. Gotcha