How bad was your first time ?

How bad was your first time ?

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>Couldn't get hard unless I was eating her out
>When I did I didn't last and came in her hair
>she laughed, I was embarrassed
>still hard
>round 2
Pretty good

Couldn’t get my tip in before she started hurting, couldn’t give me proper head, hand felt like sandpaper

Was alone at her home at the time.
We both said fuck it, it's cold and she was horny.
Ended up going traight to fucking.
Couldn't get it up at all at the time.
Fuck my life.
Eventually get halfway hard and put it in.
Attempt to go to bone town but fail.
Knowingly accept that I'm a useless beta male and pull out and stop there.
Got quite depressed for a few days to a week feeling sick and whatnot.
Go to doctor, get diagnosed with POIS
After that sex was great.
We eventually started fucking again, with the energy of Mary Jayne Auryn.

>came quick but didnt care
>she had giant tits and was so warm inside
>still jack it to the memory of her, she was nuts though

I was very excited and tried to keep myself from bursting early
>Over did it
And then I was known as lip dick for all highschool

Limp dick, miss typed
it really did hurt

It was pretty quick. Just got out of the shower. Girl I liked was over at my place hanging out. I sat on the couch beside her, towel around my waist. Ask what she’s watching on tv. “Nothing, just browsing” she says. Keeps staring at me. I sit there like a retard knowing what she wants but too pussy to make a move. She leans over, pulls towel open and starts stroking me. Like 5 strokes and I’m diamonds. Pulls up her skirt and pulls panties to the side. She’s super wet. She lays back and I lay on top and fumble awkwardly trying to stick my dick in. Get it inside, pump about 12 times, pull out and just go off all over her skirt, top and face. Feel embarrassed. She laughs it off and says we’ll have plenty of time to get better.

Terrible.
I hope my uncle rots in Hell.

>Look up POIS
No shit huh? Wow, learn something new everyday...

In the beginning it kinda fucked with my head. I felt like I was going mad.
All that I wanted to do is sleep, I didn't feel like eating for days.
I would also shiver like I was freezing, it was middle of summer.
Even during when she was trying to help me , it felt like I was being nagged about it in a sense. I dunno how to explain it all.
Second worst experience in my life.
I'm glad that it's in the past now.
Hasn't happened since.
This was four years ago.

I'll tell you when it happens.

inb4 underage; I'm 33. I hate my life.

same

I honestly dont remember

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My first time was amazing. I was 26 she was 22. She knew I was a virgin. We fucked three times that night.

It’s crazy how stupid newfags are. In his OP he said he failed at having sex. That means he didn’t cum. So how would POIS have affected him at all?
Learn to think critically you fucking 13 year old idiot.

What is your problem and are you foreign?

>17 years old
>In bed with gf of 4 months, talked about it for a month or so
>make out for 20 mins
>take it slow, make sure shes ok
>plow her in missionary for 30 mins
>coom
>finger her and help her coom
>fall asleep together
>do it again when we wake up in doggy
Still together 5 years later, still in love

Weird. I was in a gang bang and everyone knew I was a virgin. I was 18 and received a flacid blow job because I was so nervous... and I was high. Eventually I chilled out and had sex with flacid blow job girl. Felt no different the next day and thought I built it all up for nothing. Every time after has been better.

Foreign as in what? I'm not a minority if you ask that. I live in a conservative country and pussy is a nono without some of them relationships or marriage. Nor am I willing to learn to approach women

Not bad at all. Lasted long, made her cum.

>Foreign as in what?
Do.
You.
Live.
In.
America?
Pretty fucking simple question for anyone who isn’t an ESL fucking foreigner.

>flaccid at 18
Stop jerking off to porn for hours at a time

No, I don't live in america

Someone clearly hasn't been in that situation. Shit happens man. Never had the problem since, just goes to show how putting pussy on a pedastal makes things difficult for you.

Ok, then that means you are foreign. We know that foreigners are stupid. This is obvious based on the thread so far.
So we know you’re stupid. That’s ok because foreign women are also stupid.
So what the fuck is your problem?

This is some prime bate mate.

Not bad at all
>hour of fingering
>plunged it in
>multiple orgasms
>coomed
Years of masturbating 4 times a day really got the stamina up

You’re right, I’ve never had that problem and I’m 32 years old. So stop fucking doing drugs or stop jerkin off for longer than 10 minutes.
It’s literally your own fault, it’s not a biological issue.

No I'm not stupid, just incapable of being proficient in social activities