If you were the president of the US, what would you do?

If you were the president of the US, what would you do?

Attached: presidentialseal30.jpg (1024x1004, 437.06K)

Two chicks at once.

Rub my bare asshole on every surface (reachable) of the white house interior.

Close the borders and allow only European White Immigrants to enter.

Deport all within non whites and immigration even if they are born in the US.

Cut all ties with Israel. Then nuke it.

Implying the president has the power to do that

Gas the jews and then the niggers too.

Rename the country from USA to UϟϟA

close down reddit

Get rid of sex offender registry.
What's the point? Murderers and drug dealers don't have to register. And they are far more dangerous to the community. And far more abundant. A SO lives down my street and has a well kept home and minds his business. Meanwhile the crackheads behind me constantly have shitty people around, trash in their yard, make noise all night and day, have the cops around constantly, throw their trash in my yard, broke my fence on multiple occasions.
Fuck this was backward society and their stupid rules.

Make it Illegal to fuck anyone over the age of 25

Point all the nukes inward and end the US

bye nigs bye fags

Only make people who think like this be able to be part of the government

Attached: Polish_20200806_023754890.jpg (531x471, 228.81K)

militarize police

Attached: bobobop.gif (500x570, 107.1K)

Turn America into a white ethnosate and make the Republican Party idenitarian

Sign an executive order to train and encourage americans on proper shitposting techniques to put leafs and roofuckers back in their place.

nuke Riyadh, Mecca, Medina, Dubai and Tel Aviv for the chuckles

Attached: trumprage.jpg (575x636, 111.23K)

nuke israel and saudi arabia

Obama: 2 terms
Trump: 1 term, then prison

Attached: 3lj6s5l.gif (652x562, 391.51K)

Immediately fucking resign, let my VP handle this shit, and retire with that pension.

Attached: bushoes.gif (400x180, 248.48K)

Introduce a law forcing all (unless physically unable) people from 15-18 to go threw military training and serve in the us coast guard for those years, also remove create a program to move the people fleeing from south America and other places threw the us and into Canada

Tax the shiy out of the richest and their family's, including forgin affairs

Lay out public for everyone to see how the money is spent etc

Have a smal tax for medical care so it's included free ride to hospital and surgery

Scams being cracked down hardcore with death penalty

Pity crimes such as possession of cannabis under 3 g is dismissed and people who is in jail for minor disputes who are there wrongful should have q bigger chances of getting pardoned.

Politicians have less rights to have unfair amount of wealth unless their wealth is open and public so anyone can see what to the 1$ is spent on

Remove fluorine from water sources, and replace it with something more friendly purity/purifier

Have big companies have less rights to have and use their business as monopoly.

Other things such as the disarming nukes set to higher priority, both in countrie and outside countries.

Attempt to implement the metric system

call up Putin and let him fuck my sloppy butthole

Attached: diapers.jpg (640x640, 81.65K)

And perhaps if the sex offender / the child rapist around the corner wasn't trying to constantly hide from that horrible fact he wouldn't make such an exemplary citizen.
Or you might have mistaken his attempts at normalcy as actually being normal.

Literally don't care. Still better than any druggie of violent person.
Also not all sex offenders are child rapists.

my first act would be to award myself presidential tenure

I'd resign, and take that loser Hoosier with me!

>I'd make America great again

>not all sex offenders are child rapists.
Literally why I wrote both, Mr totally normal guy on the sex offenders list living down the street from some druggies.
Probably fucked your 16 yr old gf in highschool and the parents didn't consent, ....right.....?

Legalize marijuana
Blaze up in the Oval office
Replace Rose Garden with pot garden

Dude, that'd get your ass assassinated.

1) Simplify tax codes so rich folks have fewer loopholes and poor folks always pay at least something.

2) Push for a Constitutional amendment only allowing political donations to politicians you can vote for. (There's no reason for some billionaire in California to affect the state house races in Florida.)

3) Simplify deportations so those caught crossing illegally are returned to their nation within 1 week (and invoice that nation for the plane ticket). If a person gets caught 3 times, they go to a US prison. But keep DREAMers bc they had no choice to be here.

4) Have an outsider auditor review the Pentagon's books. Fire/dishonorably discharge anyone responsible for "missing" funds or kickbacks. Also, refocus the military budget on faster, quicker, and cheaper responses to global hot spots.

5) Reform welfare so anyone receiving gov't benefits (excluding unemployment since that's an insurance program and not welfare) has to work ~20 hrs each week for the gov't. If they refuse to work, no benefits.

6) Legalize marijuana but don't tax it. (We need to focus on collecting the taxes we have instead of making more to correct for loopholes.)

7) Require all police officers at any level to meet similar standards as nurses or teachers, i.e. continuing ed, licenses, and no rehire for police convicted of crimes.

8) Require any non-profit (including churches) to limit internal pay and spend at least 75% of all donation income on the people they claim to help.

That’s what I would do if I was still 14 years old