Declare your donuts.
Declare your donuts
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Fongered my uncles nieces grandfathers cousins brothers nephews sister in whitechapels back shower and it was pretty enjoyable.
>Pooped myself one time
>Shook it out my pant leg
>Some old woman slipped in it and fell
>Amberlamps called
>I got the fuck out of Walmart
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i slut around on grindr but don't actually do anything with anyone... cause that's fucking gay.
Guess I'll go first. I was in the thread late last night but I was drunk so I doubt it made much sense. Retelling my story now.
While drinking with my best friend at his place we began some playful banter about what was a good cock size, and how big we were, then who was bigger. He says let's compare, so we stand up and face to face, undo our pants and pull our cocks out. I was so fucking nervous because I was really hard and excited by this and I knew hed see, but he was just as hard as I was.
We were close in size so it was hard to tell, we tried just eyeballing it but wound up holding them up side by side and comparing. It was already getting extremely gay, we were crossing lines here, and this was punctuated perfectly by our cocks brushing against each other making us both kind of shiver, but it felt good to me and it must have to him too, because we rubbed them together making the tips 'kiss' before backing off.
Both of us breathing heavy, we just kind of laughed at each other as we tucked our cocks away. Continued in next post
been running the same undercover assignment for so long now that i can't even tell what's the real me anymore
I've been pretending to like donuts all my life just so I can fit in.
The drinking dies down and we decide to watch something on TV, getting up and going into his living room. We sat on opposite ends of his couch and he scrolled through the channels, past all of the usual stuff we'd watch, and went to the porn channels. I just went along with it, waiting to see what came of it. When we got to a good one he said he didn't mind if I took my cock out if I didn't mind him taking his out. He pulled his pants and boxers off and sat back on the couch so I did the same, slowly stroking to the video, but our eyes kept wandering to each other, until eventually neither of us were watching the movie and were instead beating off direct to each other, inching closer until we met in the center of the couch. We stop stroking long enough to rub our cocks together and it feels so good I let out a moan and let my hand cup his inner thigh. That's when he said we could go lay on his bed and get more comfortable.
You caught yourself some gay, best thing to do kys save yourself from yourself
Anyone have a link to the last one I didn't keep up
Simple enough story, still in the thick of it
Bored and horny during lockdown
Catfished my sister on an online game she is obsessed with
Within a week we were sexting
Within two weeks she had sent me pics of her flat chest and a vid of her fingering her snatch
Sent a few fake pics back, but eventually sent her a real vid of me jacking (took it outside in the woods lol so she couldnt identify anything)
Basically any texts we send each other are of the horny variety now
Not sure where to go from here
Taking off our shirts we were completely naked, and as he closed and locked his bedroom door behind me I felt my heart racing. His girlfriend was out with her friends and wouldn't be back until late but we were so caught up in the moment we would be ruined if she came home early. Our clothes were lying where we left them across the house, and here we were getting in bed together, with him pulling back the comforter so we could lay on the actual sheets. It was such an oddly intimate gesture, like welcoming me into his bed.
We both got in and lay on our sides facing each other, only inches apart. Our cocks were rubbing together and we started touching each other, just feeling one another out. This was when we were 21-22, so we were fully grown but neither of us have much body hair. I was amazed at how smooth his skin was and how if never noticed before. Finally, he whispers "Get on top of me" and lays on his back taking my hand in his and holding it.
Oh man it gets so much gayer.
Time to "accidentally" reveal yourself to her in a photo. Or use info you've learned about her to get into her bedsheets IRL
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When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude
kekked
Holding his hand made me everything feel okay in a way I can't explain. I was just overcome with this amazing feeling like I just belonged, and could stay like that forever. I've never felt that with a woman or anywhere else in my life.
I reached over him and propped myself up with my hands and feet so that I wasn't yet on top of him, just hanging over him in a push up position. That's when he reached his free hand around me and cupped my ass cheek and pulled my bottom half down on top of his, our cocks sliding together rubbing perfectly between our bodies. With only one hand propping me up we were basically face to face. Again, neither of us had much body hair, and no facial hair to speak of. This time I made the first move, if you can call it that, and asked could we kiss. He just nodded and said mhm, while slowly grinding his cock against mine and staring me in the eye.
Please tell me you fuck holding hands
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Fiancee and I look normal and act like a normal couple in public.
I'm actually just a sissy maid to her. I'm cumless for one and a half years, totally sexless (no blowjobs, handjobs etc.) barely get kisses and the only time I see her naked is when she fucks someone in front of me.
I still get to lick her feet and, with my eyes closed, asshole and pussy. I sometimes get to lick her breasts. Other than that, she just orders me around and abuses me physically.
Also, yes, I love it and no don't want it to change.
We do, I'm getting there. We don't even really have to talk about it, we both just reach for each other.
I don't understand what you get out of that. You can't cum and have to watch he fuck people.
That said, tell me more about getting cucked.
I used to play D&D with a super nerdy guy and I started hanging out with him and his girlfriend outside of the game. She and I hit it off really well.
I quit playing because I realized that meant his girlfriend was alone for 3+ hours a week, so I go there every week and fuck her while he pretends to be an elf.
You can be an elf and still get pussy.
I joined a table that had been campaigning together for over a year. There was a girl in the group who was dating the DM. Within the narrative our characters began flirting and eventually fucking. That night after they finally hooked up in game she begins texting me telling me she's writing a story based on the events of the tabletop journey and would I help her with the sex scene.
We basically sexted back and forth as our characters until she got so horny she began sending nudes. Started fucking her after that.
DND is the shit.
It's a femdom thing, was always super submissive and a masochist.
So far, it's her fucking guys (and couples) in their place and sometimes recording it and teasing me. However, she wants to find someone that enjoys laughing at a sissy maid with her and fucking her in front of me.
I had sex with my tutor/teacher when I was 17. We would have done it sooner but I had busted up legs that made it too hard, so she usually just jerked me off.
I work as a computer/mobile phone technician and I look through all the pictures and filed of people who leave their devices with me.
incredible
Kys
Those nerd girls need to be on a tight leash, figuratively or literally. Some of them have such complex sexual fantasies that they will blend them with reality.
The amount of hookups I got from Tumblr girls at anime cons who liked the character I was dressed up as cannot be overstated. And I'm not a great looking guy or anything.
story?
Raped a girl in New Zealand.