Ask a guy that frequents massage parlors anything

Do they ever get pissed if you reach up to grab their tits? pussy? ass? I assume that increases the tip, true?

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What's the furthest you've ever gone with masseuse?

Ever had any awkward rejections?

so yeah but only if you just go right for it. be subtle and gentle first. brush their thigh and groan a lot while they are massaging your ass. don't be a degenerate but a gentleman.

they are providing a service but that doesn't mean you get to have it.

full service in a few places. korean parlors are the best for these. best place though was in san fransico and it was more like a day spa where you got a new girl at each "station" expensive as fuck but holy shit was it a great time.

yeah definitely went to a parlor in DC a while ago and it was a white woman running the place i asked for a half service which is a blowjob and they thought that meant hot stones and towel wraps. needless to say i haven't been able to go back.

this place was pretty good but got shutdown a number of years ago. girls name was misha.

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what separates the good from the best?

Recall the name of the place in San Fran?

Is there any specific lingo that you use or one should use to indicate that you're looking for a happy ending?

Will they fart in your face of you ask? I’ve tried it at strip clubs in the private area?

What if I hate massages but enjoy no strings handjobs from Asians. How would I go about getting the happy ending only?

Can't tell if you got a huge cock or she got tiny Asian hands.

Either way, nice. Tell us about how that all initiated and her technique

honestly how much the girls are into it and how much value you get. if it's a dead fish situation that isn't fun and if you are paying through the nose for a basic service you feel like youre getting ripped off. so basicall the best value for your time

man that was years ago but it was off Geary. I'm pretty sure it was called the "Golden Spa Resort" or something like that. it might not be there anymore.

be up front and ask "are they an extra services?" "if you provide more services do they cost extra?" that kinda stuff

ask for a 30 minute session. they know you are there for one thing and one thing only and sometimes they'll even just skip the prelims and get right to it.

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how much do you weigh/ how tall are you

Hows the actual massaging tho? This corona stay at home shit fucked up my back, never had a massage but feel like I need it bad

>tiny asian hands
kind a but not really.

called up and asked what kind of additional services they offered. generally look for a place that has a ton of reviews with dudes in the replies that generally means you're in business. when you get there be polite and courteous remember these people are providing a service not your fuck machine.

when you get into the room strip naked and lay face down on the bed if they only cover up your legs you are in. carress her as well while she is working and then when you are flipped face up smile and complement the work she is doing. once she starts on your inner thighs you should have a raging boner by then and if you give it a little tug. that way you are initiating but not forcing the matter. sometimes she will take over right away. always tip at least $40 afterwards.

6 foot flat and 210 pounds. I've put on a few pounds in the last two years or so.

entirely up to the masseuse like in any profession. some girls take that part of their job very seriously so you might have to ask around to find a decent one.

Does it count as cheating if you’re in a relationship? Do you have a girlfriend/wife?

Don't go to a jerk shop for a real massage

Do they ever milk your prostate or finger your ass while they stroke you?

not OP but if you have to ask then it's probably cheating

i didn't start going until i got divorced so i wouldn't know. i would say if you were just getting a handjob... no... but anything more than that yeah it would be cheating i think.

not true i've had a few great massages from these places. blue therapy in springfield va is a great place to get the kinks out.

sure but you usually get that during a table shower or sauna.

this, goes your GF/Wife know of your hobby?

what is a table shower?

so that is pretty much what it sounds like. it's a shower on a table. some places offer it as a freebee extra so yeah take that if they offer it. the girl takes you to the massage room first and they put you in a robe take you to where the table shower is and then wash every inch of you. sometimes if you go there enough you can return the favor but that's pretty rare.

Fuuuuck, that sounds great. I'm into an Asian bitch soaping me down. How does one go about finding places with showers?

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