I need advice /b

I need advice /b

I’m about to have my first kid in a couple months and I can’t stop fucking girls like this instead of my wife. How do I stop cheating?

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If you can't stop cheating that's mean you're the slave of your own impulses, you're weak user

Runaway from hot chiks

More, she's hot

I'm sure he has already figured that out, hence why he's asking others for advice, even if it is Zig Forums.

You either

1- stop being a pussy wasting everyone's time and just tell her.

2- Do something more important with all this fuckin free time you have. Like fixing your boring paycheck to paycheck 1 vacation a year (maybe) loser lifestyle faggot.

Do something hard for once in your life.

I tell myself never again, but after a week or so, I can’t help myself. She always wants it too. She lives right down the street from us

Post more OP

Keep cheating till you get caught, then say it was a one time thing.

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That’s not very helpful, but that’s probably what I’m going to do

age?

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High school

if you are getting girls like that, you should never stop.

oooof that's your first mistake. If you have to do it, do it with randoms that don't know where you live

yes! never stop!

Lol it wasn’t on purpose. I was walking the dog and she offered to pet sit. So I got her number and she texts a lot

Living the dream, my man. Problem here is that if you cut her off, she already has ammo to use against you if she wants to, and you can't really do anything about that.

I don’t think she’s into me. I keep myself in shape, but she’s way hotter than I was when I was her age. I think she’s just bored and horny

you need to cut this one off and find another.. tell her it's against the rules in a joking matter .. Otherwise it will not end well OP

You don't, you talk to your wife and make sure your relationship is stable while both of you can be yourselves. Otherwise you might as well dump the kid under a bridge without a home yourself

Why the fuck do you care if shes into you or not, you're just fucking her. Her being "just bored and horny" isn't an issue at all.

if she keeps coming back for dick, she's into you for the right reasons. you're already married, you don't want it to go beyond a fuckbuddy relationship. hopefully you're fucking her friends too?

Greentext how it started and the first time.

this guy knows.

Also, never get involved with someone who has less to lose than you do. You've clearly broken that rule as well.

Stop being an amateur.

Ok. After I got her number she texted a few times but nothing really came of it. Eventually it went somewhere

>she texts me to ask how my dog is doing
>I say he’s good just got back from a walk
>she asks to see him. Which i think is weird but sure I’ll send a pic
>he’s laying on the ground doing nothing, but I send a pic
>she sends back heart emojis
>I don’t respond
>she sends a pic of her little dog in her lap and I swear it looked like she wasn’t wearing anything under her shirt. Fucking legs for days
>I send “lol aren’t you wearing any shorts
>oops I started something
>she lifts up her shirt and show me her shorts that are struggling to contain anything
>I said “wow I shouldn’t see things like that”
>she says “who cares you’re married”
>I say “yeah but it doesn’t mean I dont stop thinking other girls are attractive”
>she says “you think I’m hot?”
>I say “I can’t do this lol”
>she sends a “lol just kidding”

Kept going from there

keep the greentext going asshole

>Kept going from there
Ok, I'd like you to finish the story if you aren't trolling.
That would be the least satisfying possible way to conclude if left at that.

It was pretty normal but okay

>usually walk the dog after work during the week
>she was usually hanging out on her porch on the phone
>she didn't say anything the first couple of times we locked eyes
>i finally decided to wave and say hello, and she said something about my dog but I didn't really here her and just laughed and kept walking.
>the next day she came out to meet my dog, we shot the shit while she played with him.
>she had on super short shorts and when she sat down next to her mailbox on the curb I could see her panties up her pant leg.
>i squat down to pet dog but really to get a better look and she noticed.
>she didn't even flinch, instead said she used to dog sit last year, and jokingly said she would love to dog sit for me if I ever needed it.
>i said yeah sure ill keep that in mind and she gave me her number.
>the next day when passing she asked why I didn't text her. I said I didn't know, I didn't need a dog sitter lol.
>she said I can still say hi, so I text her when I got home
>that same night we had already began exchanging pics
>it just so happened that her parents were going to the lake that weekend so we planned to hangout.
>she texts me and tells me her parents just left and I could head that way.
> i grab my dog and head out the door telling my wife I'm going to take the long route tonight and give her a kiss.
>i show up to her house and she texts me telling me to come inside.
>open the door, get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Faggot

You can't just stop there.

what a load of shit

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