Tell me your biggest sexual achievement you have had so far.
If it's jerking 23 times in a day, well..so be it. (so beat it).
Mine is that I had a friend of a girl I was just starting to date stay at my house because I had the room.
She knew me for several years. And she knew I was headed over to fuck her friend and spend the night.
So she blew me before I went, and I went over and did my business.
i once got nudes from a girl
thats about it
prove it
She only did it because that bitch is fat and will never miss out on free calories.
When I was 17 I took the v of an 11yo girl and were fuck buddies for a while
Sex on LSD in the bed of my old '84 Dodge Dakota out 4-wheeling in the hills of Nevada at night during a meteor shower.
Orgasm on MDMA came close, but the ghetto-ass hotel kinda took away from it.
Met a girl on plentyoffish.com years ago, fucked her bareback with no condom the same day I met her. Saw her two more times after that night and we fucked both times. The last time was weird though.. she started crying before she left and told me that she only fucked me to get even with her boyfriend that had cheated on her. I never saw her again after that last time we fucked. All these years later I still wonder if she got pregnant and if she did, did she keep my kid and tell her boyfriend that it was his or did she abort it. Either way, I got free pussy 3 different times simply because I was the "revenge fuck". Feels good man. I liked being used. Also kind of funny to see that deep down all women are just worthless whores. They get dick just to feel important. lol
>be me
>virgin
>get asked to train girl at work
>she gives me her number
>I text her
>she's really receptive to flirting
>I start telling her what I want to do to her in my apartment
>she says she's free in an hour if I'm interested
>greenlight.jpg
>she comes over to my apartment
>we make out on the couch,
>she takes me balls deep without a condom
>I blow all over her stomach
>she's laying with me checking her phone afterwards
>other guys are messaging her "hey just thought you were cute and wanted to say hi"
>she rolls her eyes and tells me she won't even bother responding
On that day I got to be a Chad.
>invited over by gf
>havn't seen her in 2 weeks, sexy times are expected.
>get to her house, answers door in lingerie
>sexytime confirmed, leads me to bedroom.
>two of her friends are on the bed naked.
blew my load 4 times that night, first two times were fun, the last two kinda felt like work.
Threesome with a married couple
Did u cum in all 3?
As soon as I turned 18 I went to an event and got fucked 7 times in a one day, all bareback . That was pretty fun. 3 of them were back to back.
>be me
>go on date
>girl tries to kiss me
>autistic idiot refuses to kiss her
>keep messaging her begging her to give me another chance
>she just starts telling me about all the other guys she's fucking
>keep talking to her in hope that she'll let me hit it
>desperate to lose virginity
>3 years later now 26, never kissed a woman and still a virgin, interact with women and I get PTSD flashbacks
Fucked my girlfriends best friend while my girlfriend was asleep in the same room.
Continued to fuck friend behind gfs back for months.
Blame your father he failed you as a man
I failed myself. I have always had women interested in me but I always thought I was hotter than I was and would never give them the time of day to try and pursue more attractive women... fast forward to now and I'm a hopeless virgin loser with a tiny cock who beats off to trap porn on Zig Forums
nay, gf's condition was she got all the loads.
Fucked 6 different women in 7days.
None were escorts or hookers.
fuck dude, can you not at least try with some fat chick from a bar or tinder or something? Anything to get your confidence up. I didn't lose mine until 26, was a bit of a late bloomer but it still happened.
Had sex with my friends hot gf at the time an hour after they broke up she came over to hang out so we got drunk and ended up fucking
4 different girls in a 24h period.
wife in the morning, 2 coworkers in lunch break and the gym teacher after work.
I have tinder but I can't conversate worth shit, i'm too autistic and crude/brash and i'm not attractive enough to pull of the rude dickhead act... so women just instantly dislike me.
I don't even care anymore at this point, every time I've tried to get with a woman it's backfired and I end up feeling like shit for a while after, there's no point in just getting my feelings hurt anymore
Marital sex in missionary position for the sake of procreation.
have u tried being nice
I'm 22 and I'm eager to finally lose my virginity soon. But I'm also hardly able to function nowadays in general and I have few avenues that I can think of to meet people near me. I've had a couple girls have crushes on me or whatever, and I can kinda envision hanging out with a girl and getting laid. I just dont know where to meet them, and I might be worried that I'm too mentally I'll and functionally retarded nowadays anyway.
One of my friends made me sit down on my bed and then he grinds his huge ass on my dick
Not my best but a good one
>Was sick with fever
>Messaged my ex, she offered to come care for me
>Yeah why not
>she comes over, generally helpful, end up both lying in bed still clothed
>Fuck it, start kissing her
>She says no you're too ill
>Naah it's cool
>Continue, but know I'm too ill to fuck
>push her under covers and facefuck her
>Blow load in her mouth even though she doesn't like it
>Blame it on being ill not remembering
>She looked after me, never saw her again after
One more, different girl
>1 night stand, completely drunk
>Be so out of it that I can't finish, end up fucking for almost 3 hours, different positions
>Decide to move myself up her and fuck her mouth, get a good rhythm
>Feel about to cum, tell her to be nice
>She looks at me and shrugs like "I don't care"
>That reaction was so hot
>Suddenly instantly more horny, blow load in her mouth
>she swallows
>Next day pelvic bone was sore from all the banging
>felt like a hero
Next time we banged I was sober and accidentally blew my load in 5mins so you win some lose some
> feels good
>be me, 19
>at gf's parents' house
>we're sleeping in separate bedrooms and she doesn't want to fuck because her parents are hyper anti-premarital-sex evangelical Christians
>they go to church
>i slip into my gf's bed in her room, start pushing up on her
>she says she doesn't want to, but doesn't fight back hard
>i pull her pajama bottoms and panties down and start fucking her
>i nut as i hear her parents' garage door opening as they return from church
>go back to the guest room and enjoy the thought of what just happened
My achievements however lame now that I’m 20 were taking the v cards of 3 different chubby girls from different high schools. One was a long distance meet up. Another a bff of my sister. And the last my senior gf.
Dude just get tinder, find a girl, ask to go for drinks at a bar and then take her home afterwards. If you're not a total eldritch abomination you can find someone on there wanting to fuck you
howd that relationship end in the 1st place?